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Anybody Order Their 4 Free Covid Tests Yet?
HockeyDad Offline
#1 Posted:
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Your information will be used to provide COVID-19 Testing Kits to the address you provided, and to provide company and product fulfillment information about that testing kit to a federal executive agency. Collection is authorized by 39 U.S.C. 401, 403, 404, and 411. Supplying your information is voluntary, but if not provided, we may not be able to fulfill your request for a COVID-19 Testing Kit. We do not disclose your information to third parties without your consent, except to act on your behalf or request, or as legally required. This includes the following limited circumstances: to a congressional office on your behalf; to agencies and entities to facilitate or resolve financial transactions; to a U.S. Postal Service auditor; for law enforcement purposes, to labor organizations as required by applicable law; incident to legal proceedings involving the Postal Service; to government agencies in connection with decisions as necessary; to agents or contractors when necessary to fulfill a business function or provide products and services to customers; for customer service purposes; and to other federal executive agencies pursuant to 39 U.S.C § 411.


I kinda get a kick out of their privacy statement. “Supplying your information is voluntary, but if not provided, we may not be able to fulfill your request for a COVID-19 Testing Kit.”

Dg west deptford Offline
#2 Posted:
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Sounds expensive
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted:
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Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it
Dg west deptford Offline
#4 Posted:
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Guess I'm hungry
Ram27 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Yes yesterday......👀
HockeyDad Offline
#6 Posted:
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Ram27 wrote:
Yes yesterday......👀


I think that counts as a positive Covid test!
RayR Offline
#7 Posted:
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I prefer to stay as far away from the feds as much as possible, thank you very much. They spy onto my business far too much already

BTW...I know those "4 Free Covid Tests" are costing me some dough whether I order them or not so the question is....exactly how much am I being plundered in dollars and cents?
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
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Sounds like a TAX AUDIT COMING...

LIKE...why the f*CK can't u buy your own tests?
But if you want free ones...well we're gonna audit your asses to see if you could a paid for it to begin with ..

Bunch of BUNK..
RayR Offline
#9 Posted:
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^ YUP
Ram27 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Only information I gave was address ,which you give when you file your taxes jonesy. 🤔
RayR Offline
#11 Posted:
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Ram27 wrote:
Only information I gave was address ,which you give when you file your taxes jonesy. 🤔


Well then, you are a little light on the information provided, so you go to the back of the bus.
Ram27 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Applause
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted:
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NOOOO TESTS FOR YOUUU!!!

THE TEST NAZI..
has spoken .
tonygraz Offline
#14 Posted:
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Glad mine are on the way, I only have 2 in stock right now. Easy to order -wife did it.
MACS Offline
#15 Posted:
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Just got an email from the VA offering the 4 free covid kits.

Delete.
HockeyDad Offline
#16 Posted:
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I got 6 from CVS. Paid for them. Gave no information. Wait…I used a debit card.

Hang on…there’s a knock at the door.
BuckyB93 Offline
#17 Posted:
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I snort black pepper and sneeze on the bathroom mirror. If it comes out red, then I have Cov-edd. If its clear then nothing to worry about dear. (It' my cute little rhyme that I made up).

My Wally World has been getting in shipments on a daily basis of home test kits for a couple of months now. A few of them make it out to the floor each day for sale to the public and they have been snapped up faster than a chocolate frosted doughnut in a police lunch room. The majority of the test kits have been squirreled away in case the vaccine mandate/daily testing of employees thing went through. Since the mandate was shot down for private companies, I suspect that the bulk of the kits on hand will probably make their way to the pharmacy for sale to the general public.
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted:
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I used Jonsie’s info.
Mr. Jones Offline
#19 Posted:
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I gave them all pertinent ZRX' "vital stat's"....but my address...

They said, you need 100 every month...we will increase the allotment quota cuz your so weak and sickly ...

I will sell the other 96 tests at the flea market for a "SAWBUCK" EACH!!!
EXTRA $960.00 A MONTH


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Sunoverbeach Offline
#20 Posted:
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I know a fish that can breakdance. Only for about 20-30secs though
Ram27 Offline
#21 Posted:
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Anyone receive tests yet ?????????

Nada here. Think
frankj1 Offline
#22 Posted:
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maybe they're waiting until the virus is gone so all tests will come back negative when used?
gummy jones Offline
#23 Posted:
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we did

there was also so weird anal probe we had to insert
BuckyB93 Offline
#24 Posted:
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I don't have a test kit but wondering... is the swab and anal probe the same implement and, if so, in what order are you supposed to use them?
ZRX1200 Offline
#25 Posted:
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Teedubya told me his favorite part of alien abduction was those tiny hands made his Irishman look huge on a reacharound.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#26 Posted:
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Proof that we don't understand death is that we give dead people a pillow
- Jerry Seinfeld
Ram27 Offline
#27 Posted:
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Received 2 Saturday 2 more due Monday. FYI 👀
tailgater Offline
#28 Posted:
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BuckyB93 wrote:
I don't have a test kit but wondering... is the swab and anal probe the same implement and, if so, in what order are you supposed to use them?


If you have the Covid then you won't smell the difference.

tailgater Offline
#29 Posted:
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For the record, I am done testing.
If I get real symptoms I'll assume I have it. If I don't have symptoms then who cares?
I've said it before, but it bears repeating: This is the only pandemic where a person has to test to know if they have it.
rfenst Offline
#30 Posted:
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Got four free test kits in yesterday's mail. Will use them before visiting my 83-year old mom. Just to be sure because she is in like four or five high risk groups.
Stogie1020 Offline
#31 Posted:
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We got them. They say "made in China" on them....
HockeyDad Offline
#32 Posted:
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Stogie1020 wrote:
We got them. They say "made in China" on them....


That may be the funniest thing about the free gubment tests!

Virus made in China, masks made in China, tests made in China.
Whistlebritches Offline
#33 Posted:
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tonygraz wrote:
Glad mine are on the way, I only have 2 in stock right now. Easy to order -wife did it.



Let the gangstalking begin..............
Sunoverbeach Offline
#34 Posted:
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Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, “Do you think we’ll ever find them?” He said, “I don’t know kid. There are so many places they can hide.”
- RD
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