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Science deniers!!!
Speyside2 Offline
#1 Posted:
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Never trust atoms; they make up everything.
tailgater Offline
#2 Posted:
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Nor the electrons. They're always so negative.
tailgater Offline
#3 Posted:
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And the liberals. They're a bunch of limp wristed whiners.

Speyside2 Offline
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Protons either, way to positive to trust.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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This one atom keeps stealing electrons. You better keep an ion him
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted:
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one of these posts is not like the others
one of these posts just doesn't belong.
can you guess which post is not like the others...
before I finish this song?
Sunoverbeach Offline
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I decided to assume he was politibombing a joke thread in an Uno reverse maneuver. Which is pretty funny
Speyside2 Offline
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Sometimes I am rather quarky.
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#9 Posted:
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
I decided to assume he was politibombing a joke thread in an Uno reverse maneuver. Which is pretty funny

he does it because he knows I'm watching.
Believe me, he's laughing.
RayR Offline
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What did the Neutron say to the Proton in the nucleus?
"Thanks for letting me live here free of charge!"
tailgater Offline
#11 Posted:
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Man, that song post really doesn't belong...














trying not to laugh.
Speyside2 Offline
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Tail, if you want to have a blast try some antimatter.
tailgater Offline
#13 Posted:
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I told the electron joke to my MENSA friend, but he didn't get it.
I was shocked.
bgz Offline
#14 Posted:
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I'm amused, because I'm a nerd!!!

Time to do a half spin and pretend I went all the way with it...

Sorry, I know some of you will go "fer me on" this one.

Ya... no google required.
bgz Offline
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Every time I try to eat two pie I feel like a real negative one.
bgz Offline
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Ya Hamilton?

That guy and I each bar it up on the partial slope of the wave!

Him and that Schrödinger guy drink Mai Tais like f*ckin half dead p*ssies
Speyside2 Offline
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This is too fast paced for me. I prefer something more decerning.
bgz Offline
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I wrote that sh*t half asleep this morning... here's my reviews!!!

#16 was golden
#14 was ok
#15 was bad... doubt any of you get it... if you do you'll think it's just as bad as I do.

In any case, I think I should find my jokes on the net like everyone else.
frankj1 Offline
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Fermi was the only one I got
Speyside2 Offline
#20 Posted:
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Nah, your originals are good. Though 15 was a groaner. Mine were of my own accord, though they prolly are written out there somewhere. The quality is average at best. This was intended as a nerd thread. I mean, the first time I heard of a black hole I was maybe 13. How was I to know they are pink?
bgz Offline
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Why was #15 bad in your opinion?
Speyside2 Offline
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Shouldn't the last part be, I feel like it has a very negative angle?
tonygraz Offline
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You just reminded me we are out of pie.
bgz Offline
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Speyside2 wrote:
Shouldn't the last part be, I feel like it has a very negative angle?


No.

e^(pi * i) = -1

(ea)(^t two)(pie * I) (=feel like a) (real negative one)
bgz Offline
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Like I said... bad.
bgz Offline
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Einstein developed a theory about space. And, boy, it was about time, too!

(Copy and pasted...)
Speyside2 Offline
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Schrodingers cat was quite neutronic due to being dead and alive.
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An oldie but a goody

Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are on vacation driving down the road.

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am," Heisenberg replies.

The cop says, "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

Finding this suspicious, the cop orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, a$$hole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
BuckyB93 Offline
#29 Posted:
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Twenty NINE!
Speyside2 Offline
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Remember the neutron dance? It was the bomb.
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