Cop sees an old lady with two sacks and one of them is leaking $20 bills. Cop asks where she got all the money. Lady replies "there's a golf course behind the house and when golfers have to pee, they stick their pen1s through a hole in the fence and go. I wanted to stop them so I waited with hedge clippers, grabbed hold and told them '$20 or it comes off'!'" Cop asks, "What's the other bag for?" She replies, "Well not everyone pays."