Alarming seismic activity reported in the 57401 area of South Dakota on 1-15-22. Local authorities report no fatalities or injuries from the rumbles. Initial indications say the first shock waves were felt around the time the USPS semi arrived from Sioux Falls, with aftershocks felt when a package from Hawaii was delivered to the recipients’ mailbox around 9:30 a.m.
Recipient was forewarned of the pending arrival and upon feeling the shock waves ran to the mailbox(bundled up of course because it was still 5 below zero that morning) to insure the neighbors were OK. Finding no one affected by the seismic activity he quickly opened the mailbox, grabbed a package, and returned to his residence. When neighbors were questioned later they stated the recipient has a chit eating grin on his face as he hurried home.
The cause of the shock waves were caused by three bags of One Ton Chips, three soup spoons, one bag of Island Princess Aloha Almonds, one box of green tea, one bag of Royal Kona Coffee, two CD’s with great Rock & Roll, some Isabela cigar swag, three old time milk jug caps from Kaleo’s Music and 15 various cigars listed below. Mysteriously there were no bamboo back scratchers in the package, which was OK as the recipient already had several!
Recipient explained to authorities that some carzy friggin Hawaiian, his brudda from another mother, “did it again”, although this is the first time any rumbles have been felt in the NE area of South Dakota. More at 11:00…………
Cigars – 15 total – ALL never hads except the AF 8-5-8
Crowned Heads - X2 – HGK 76 Tribute (’21) – Hawaiian Exclusive celebrating Grant Kawasaki (renowned local chef who passed away last year at 45). Will burn one on his birthday, July 23rd and one on the day he passed, July 25th
Isabela – Pepper Head (’19), Time Traveler (’19) and Super Corona (’19)- (all 3 have been burnt in our current heat wave in the 40’s and 50’s) Very nice smokes! Ordered some more from their site. Thanks for turning me on to these Brah!
Tatuaje –X2 - T110 Redux – (’21)
Claude Le Chien – Guardian of the Farm (’20)
Arturo Fuente – R44 (’18) and Flor Fina 8-5-8 (’18)
Aladino – Cazador (‘20) and Corona (’21)
Casa Cuba – Divine Inspiration (’18)
Chinchalle – Flor Fina (‘21)
Warped – Black Mango (‘21)
Many thanks Brah! I'm gonna enjoy each and every one of these!
