I was sitting at my desk at my office and I heard someone scream "INCOMING!" so I pulled up my pants, cleared my browser history, and dove under a table nearby. All of a sudden I heard it land. 120 millimeters of "DING". My email notification of a new message from the front desk. It read: "You have a package and it smells like homemade whipped cream on a 19 year old girl's cleanly shaven groin".
My receptionist has a way with words. The thing is, she is usually right.
I head up to her desk and retrieve a box shipped to me directly from a shpo in Tennesee. Go Volunteers!
I open the box carefully, checking for tripwires (Mr. Jones knows what I mean) and inspect the bill of lading. No blood on it this time, phew. Don't order ground Pangolin p3nis from the internet. Just saying.
In the box are:
LCA My Blue Heaven
LCA Exclusive Fruit Leathers
EZ 9 Yr Anniversary
EZ Green Army Men '21
Nomad Chaotic 9th Anniversary LE
*THUD*
These are all NH.
Leebot, your generosity is a incredible. You are a Mensch. I cannot wait to ash these up as soon as they acclimate.
As Frank says, "magic happens here."
