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Last post 2 years ago by Mike3316. 35 replies replies.
Jessie Smollett's in da' psyche ward....
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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This dude is really messed up...

He pulled such a screwed up stunt that I can't imagine this dude is sane....

Plus , he just tasted stardom and got a big paycheck for a year or two??

What on earth made him even think what he did would be a good idea?
Why would he even think such a thought??

He is messed up for sure...

He's getting what he deserves but in some small way...it is sad...
Such a possible good future?
Now, no way in hell...
Whistlebritches Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
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I heard in prison it pays double if you swallow
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted:
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I'd give an insanity plea a shot if it were me. 'Course no one would've bought the story in the first place if it were me. Everybody loves a Polish/German/Irish mutt
Mr. Jones Offline
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If he ended up in the psyche ward....

Welllll...

Isn't that a precursor to your "defense strategy"????
Mike3316 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Why did he do it???? Nobody remembers but he was in the middle of renegotiating his contract for the show Empire. So, all of a sudden, he's the victim of a hate crime becuase he's black and gay. Now he can go into the producers and play the victim/race card to get more of a pay raise. Plus - the plan was to boost his victim status/notariety in the Hollywood circle so that he could make the jump from television to movies. Unfortunately for him, like most criminals, he thought he wasn't going to get caught.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#6 Posted:
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Shhhh!!!! That makes him sound so calculating. You're gonna mess up his insanity plea
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
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Mike3316 wrote:
Why did he do it???? Nobody remembers but he was in the middle of renegotiating his contract for the show Empire. So, all of a sudden, he's the victim of a hate crime becuase he's black and gay. Now he can go into the producers and play the victim/race card to get more of a pay raise. Plus - the plan was to boost his victim status/notariety in the Hollywood circle so that he could make the jump from television to movies. Unfortunately for him, like most criminals, he thought he wasn't going to get caught.

yeah, that was the assumed reason for the nonsense.
Only he knows the real reason.

But I remember wondering if that really would have turned into a substantial pay raise anyway.
I also remember caring more about the time wasted by law enforcement than the People Magazine side of things.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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He shoulda done this in Georgetown... Mellow
Stogie1020 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Hope they let him hold on to his Subway foot long...
RayR Offline
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Of course, he belongs in da' psyche ward, he had to have epic TDS even to try to pull that stunt off.
A *****y actor to the end, it was all an act like him screaming "I am not suicidal! I am not suicidal!" when taken out of the courtroom.
Dg west deptford Offline
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Only 150 days!

Didn't he maintain innocence to this day in the face of proof of his shameless false accusation

He should get the punishment of what an actual hate criminal in a maga hat would face

Or even a Jan.6 protestors punishment

TDS is a horribly disfiguring affliction.

Mike3316 Offline
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Dg west deptford wrote:
Only 150 days!

Didn't he maintain innocence to this day in the face of proof of his shameless false accusation

He should get the punishment of what an actual hate criminal in a maga hat would face

Or even a Jan.6 protestors punishment

TDS is a horribly disfiguring affliction.


Funny you should say that Dg. I was talking with my brother after the verdict and I commented that anyone that fakes a crime should be required to receive the same punishment as provided for that crime. So here - Juicy should have been given whatever punishment that would have been handed down to the perpetrators of his assault - had it been real. And I can PROMISE you - it wouldn't have been 4 1/2 months and a fine!!!!!
Dg west deptford Offline
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The proverb for Juicy is

He who digs a ditch will himself fall in it.


I always thought it'd be fun to give him the Larry David justice and make him walk around in public with a sandwich board that proclaims his shame.

He & many like him will wear that unbearable shame until they admit they're diseased with the TDS
Mr. Jones Offline
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Just like the one "DIE HARD" WHEN Bruce Willis has to wear that sandwich board ( nude underneath) with:

"I HATE N*****S" WRITTEN WITH CAPITAL LETTERS
...IN the middle of HARLEM...
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Had they filmed that in Detroit...he would've been killed twice.

Still laughing at the absurdity of it all. Chicago is NOT MAGA Country, nobody goes out after midnight for Subway, and he kept the noose on until the police were taking his side of the story.

Shudda took up comedy...some woke version of "Kids In The Hall". Lorne Michaels always was a lazy screw job.
8trackdisco Offline
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Mr. Jones wrote:
If he ended up in the psyche ward....

Welllll...

Isn't that a precursor to your "defense strategy"????


Precursor to an Offensive Strategy. Creates the trail for him to get Suicided.
The brother is being gaslighted in slow motion.
Bet he would trade places with any other black dude outside of a Subway with a couple of MAGA hat wearin' Trumpsters right about now. 98.2% sure about that.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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8trackdisco wrote:
Precursor to an Offensive Strategy. Creates the trail for him to get Suicided.
The brother is being gaslighted in sow motion.
Bet he would trade places with any other black dude outside of a Subway with a couple of MAGA hat wearin' Trumpsters right about now. 98.2% sure about that.



Epstein...I totally understand him getting suicided.

Juicy? Think

Only reason I can think of is he wants off planet Earth because of the embarrassment he's caused to his family, his career and the human race with his bull$hit. His poor heart just can't stand it anymore.Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan

Will it really be a loss if it happens? Really? No, really.
Krazeehorse Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Had they filmed that in Detroit...he would've been killed twice.

Still laughing at the absurdity of it all. Chicago is NOT MAGA Country, nobody goes out after midnight for Subway, and he kept the noose on until the police were taking his side of the story.

Shudda took up comedy...some woke version of "Kids In The Hall". Lorne Michaels always was a lazy screw job.

And two white guys knew hoodafuq he was?? Please?
On another note I wonder who they will get to play him in the movie? Laugh

RMAN4443 Offline
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Krazeehorse wrote:
And two white guys knew hoodafuq he was?? Please?
On another note I wonder who they will get to play him in the movie? Laugh


Bozo the Clown???...in blackfaceThink
DrMaddVibe Offline
#21 Posted:
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I was gonna go with Will Smith or Kevin Hart...they're in almost everything anyways.
Mike3316 Offline
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He'll probably be playing [with] himself.
Ram27 Offline
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Basturd is FREE already...........Argh!
Mr. Jones Offline
#24 Posted:
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WHHHAAATTT????

O.M.G.!!!!

BLM MONEY talks volumes in Chicago....
So does BARRY OBAMMY's $$$ and influence....

One of those two?
Or prolly both...
DrafterX Offline
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Thanks Obama...Not talking
bgz Offline
#26 Posted:
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I blame Trump.
frankj1 Offline
#27 Posted:
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I blame Steve
MACS Offline
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150 day sentence... served a week. Non-violent crime, not a danger to society... I find it hard to really care. I understand that crimes NEED consequences, but for what he did? Fine the sheit out of him, make him do community service for a few hundred hours. Locking him up is more trouble than it's worth.

Now the guys they're letting out of CA jails and prisons? The people passing these "assembly bills" need to go to jail for endangering the public.
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Justice system caters to the rich and famous. Examples included in other Smollet thread
Mike3316 Offline
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Krazeehorse wrote:
And two white guys knew hoodafuq he was?? Please?
On another note I wonder who they will get to play him in the movie? Laugh


Yep. Because two white Tump supports (wearing MAGA hats) often walk the streets of Chicago, carrying a noose, at 2am when its 20° out on the off chance that they'll see Juicy and not 50 other gangbangers. THATS obvious.
8trackdisco Offline
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MACS wrote:
150 day sentence... served a week. Non-violent crime, not a danger to society... I find it hard to really care. I understand that crimes NEED consequences, but for what he did? Fine the sheit out of him, make him do community service for a few hundred hours. Locking him up is more trouble than it's worth.

Now the guys they're letting out of CA jails and prisons? The people passing these "assembly bills" need to go to jail for endangering the public.


As long as he is fined 110% of the expenses incurred from beginning through the end of the investigation leading to his conviction. Bet that is not happening.

Trying to find the bright side of this..... Well........ I guess cops were pulled from investigating gang member on gang member violence. Maybe Jussie's investigation led to another few unsolved crimes. 103 murders to date in Chicago this year.
There has been one, white assailant. Good to see sliver of Diversity being celebrated in the windy city.

Only one person Shot in the Junk.

https://heyjackass.com
bgz Offline
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Mike3316 wrote:
Yep. Because two white Tump supports (wearing MAGA hats) often walk the streets of Chicago, carrying a noose, at 2am when its 20° out on the off chance that they'll see Juicy and not 50 other gangbangers. THATS obvious.


Sounds like you have a hit show on Parler
bgz Offline
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Oh wait... the Don has his own now...

How is that?


Anyone?
bgz Offline
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I just looked up Trump's social media site... apparently it's real bad, over budget, late... and it still sucks and is down all the time. Probably shoestringed the dev team, hosted it out back on a couple macbooks.
Mike3316 Offline
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bgz wrote:
I just looked up Trump's social media site... apparently it's real bad, over budget, late... and it still sucks and is down all the time. Probably shoestringed the dev team, hosted it out back on a couple macbooks.

Maybe he should have hosted it on Hillary's bathroom server?
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