He's been around here longer than I have, and he still doesn't know how things work. Somebody help him out.
I sent him a couple cigars. It was innocent fun, no one got hurt.
So what does he do? He Putin-ed me. He used my innocent action as a pretext for retaliation. He's escalating. Where is NATO when you need them? He's Will Smith, and I am an innocent Chris Rock just trying to have fun.
He sent me:
Two nice LFD double ligeros, a maduro and a natural. I had one of these at one point, but I can't remember which one, so at least one nh.
Stolen Thrones Crook of the Crown (nh)
Pledge Prequel, which I have had and love, and
an AFR 75 (nh)
Un.Called.For.
Let me explain how this works. I send you cigars. You grin and bear it and take it like a man. QED
However, these smokes are GREATLY appreciated, and they will be torched with as much animosity as I can muster while relaxing, drinking coffee, and playing on the internet.