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Stogie is confused
LeeBot Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 1,991
He's been around here longer than I have, and he still doesn't know how things work. Somebody help him out.

I sent him a couple cigars. It was innocent fun, no one got hurt.

So what does he do? He Putin-ed me. He used my innocent action as a pretext for retaliation. He's escalating. Where is NATO when you need them? He's Will Smith, and I am an innocent Chris Rock just trying to have fun.

He sent me:

Two nice LFD double ligeros, a maduro and a natural. I had one of these at one point, but I can't remember which one, so at least one nh.
Stolen Thrones Crook of the Crown (nh)
Pledge Prequel, which I have had and love, and
an AFR 75 (nh)

Un.Called.For.

Let me explain how this works. I send you cigars. You grin and bear it and take it like a man. QED

However, these smokes are GREATLY appreciated, and they will be torched with as much animosity as I can muster while relaxing, drinking coffee, and playing on the internet.


Applause

Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,656
Sounds to me like Stogie has it down pretty well
Stogie1020 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,312
The dildosaurus was on backorder (some guy in Pennsylvania ordered them all?!?) but should ship soon.

Enjoy the smokes! I am glad there were some nh in there.
Palama Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,635
LeeBot wrote:
He's been around here longer than I have, and he still doesn't know how things work. Somebody help him out.

I sent him a couple cigars. It was innocent fun, no one got hurt.

So what does he do? He Putin-ed me. He used my innocent action as a pretext for retaliation. He's escalating. Where is NATO when you need them? He's Will Smith, and I am an innocent Chris Rock just trying to have fun.

He sent me:

Two nice LFD double ligeros, a maduro and a natural. I had one of these at one point, but I can't remember which one, so at least one nh.
Stolen Thrones Crook of the Crown (nh)
Pledge Prequel, which I have had and love, and
an AFR 75 (nh)

Un.Called.For.

Let me explain how this works. I send you cigars. You grin and bear it and take it like a man. QED

However, these smokes are GREATLY appreciated, and they will be torched with as much animosity as I can muster while relaxing, drinking coffee, and playing on the internet.


Applause



The pot calling the kettle black? Think
drglnc Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 04-01-2019
Posts: 707
Palama wrote:
The pot calling the kettle black? Think


thats racist...

























Sarcasm
LeeBot Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 1,991
Palama wrote:
The pot calling the kettle black? Think



I don't smoke pot.
izonfire Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,645
Seems like a great guy with boundless generosity,
But don’t be surprised when he approaches you about an “opportunity”
in his black market live organ trade business…
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