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Palama Offline
#151 Posted: Wed, Mar 30 2022, 11:35 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Well if it helps, the doctor has strongly discouraged 80oz of root beer float in one seating, or at all for that matter. This restriction has been adopted into the official Gospel of Mrs. Beach.

So, better to have Red Robined and lost, or to have never Red Robined at all?


Only been to two RRs, once in Portland, once in Vegas. But didn’t know about the unlimited refills on RBFs. d'oh!
izonfire Offline
#152 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 12:05 AM EST
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Posts: 8,647
Hey, where are all the caustic and annoying posts?
Did something change around here???
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#153 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 12:19 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Hey, where are all the caustic and annoying posts?
Did something change around here???


Go eat a dick.
izonfire Offline
#154 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 12:23 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Go eat a dick.

Oh my,
a narcissist troll sympathizer.
Go choke on your boyfriend’s…
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#155 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 12:27 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:

Go choke on your boyfriend’s…


I can't, you bitch, because he's got it balls deep in your ass right now.
izonfire Offline
#156 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 12:36 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
I can't, you bitch, because he's got it balls deep in your ass right now.

OK.

We’ve established that:
You have a boyfriend that rams you in the ass.
You’ve mistaken my ass for your mom’s throat.

Interesting… Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#157 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 5:20 AM EST
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OK, this is really upsetting.

I mean ass, ******, and bitch? I thought those all got the ***** treatment. What about **** and ****? Has the system completely broken down?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#158 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 5:28 AM EST
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Hey!!! How come TG and Izon get to say ******, but I don't get to say ******? Is this some special rule for people who particularly love ******? I mean, I don't love all ******, but I'm a pretty big fan of my own ******. I should get censorship allowances too. Outrageous!!!
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#159 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 5:58 AM EST
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Platinum membership has it's privileges.
MACS Offline
#160 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 8:04 AM EST
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Posts: 79,773
The seven words you can't say on television...

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, mother fucker and tits...
- GC
MACS Offline
#161 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 8:05 AM EST
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I shant be censored!
izonfire Offline
#162 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 8:29 AM EST
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We’ll see if we can get you in SOB.
We’ll bring it up at the next board meeting.

In the meantime,
Try to increase your involvement around here.
That always looks good…
JadeRose Offline
#163 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 8:56 AM EST
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Posts: 19,525
MACS wrote:
I shant be censored!



Teh broads no longer have any fucking minotaurs
8trackdisco Offline
#164 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 9:55 AM EST
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Ya'll poopyheads.
Gene363 Offline
#165 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:05 AM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
Don't dick around, get Platinum Membership, it's the fucking shizzle.



FIFY
Gene363 Offline
#166 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:07 AM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Ya'll shit heads.



FIFY
JadeRose Offline
#167 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:22 AM EST
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fucking lol
Sunoverbeach Offline
#168 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:57 AM EST
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There's a trick. I don't know the trick. I don't like not knowing the trick.

**** y'all, ya ****heads
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#169 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:36 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:

You’ve mistaken my ass for your mom’s throat.

Interesting… Think


The only interesting part is that you didn't complain and even screamed "MOAR! MOAR!"
Your ball gag did make it hard to understand though.
JadeRose Offline
#170 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:57 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
There's a trick. I don't know the trick. I don't like not knowing the trick.

**** y'all, ya ****heads




Some things will forever be a mystery
Gene363 Offline
#171 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 10:10 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
There's a trick. I don't know the trick. I don't like not knowing the trick.

Fuck y'all, ya Shitheads


It's really quite simple, see post 159.

Oh, FIFY too.
izonfire Offline
#172 Posted: Thu, Mar 31 2022, 11:56 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
The only interesting part is that you didn't complain and even screamed "MOAR! MOAR!" as I gagged on your balls.

Not sure why you have these fantasies of me.
It's all very hard to understand though...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#173 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 12:42 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Not sure why you have these fantasies of me.
It's all very hard to understand though...


It's your dreamy thighs. *swoon*
8trackdisco Offline
#174 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 12:43 PM EST
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Ya'll poopyheads.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#175 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 9:20 PM EST
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YOU are de head wif de poopies
MACS Offline
#176 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 10:09 PM EST
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Ya buncha turd burglars...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#177 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 10:38 PM EST
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YMCA wrote:
Ya buncha turd burglars...



Eh? Eh? Eh?
izonfire Offline
#178 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 11:25 PM EST
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Thunder.Gerbil wrote:
It's your dreamy thighs. *swoon*

My balls are tingling.
Time to break out the Yanni and aromatherapy candles…
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#179 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 11:38 PM EST
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izonfire wrote:
My balls are tingling.
Time to break out the Yanni and aromatherapy candles…


Is MACS coming too?
Drool
izonfire Offline
#180 Posted: Fri, Apr 1 2022, 11:50 PM EST
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I heard MACS is coming repeatedly…
Woot
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#181 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 1:01 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
I heard MACS is coming repeatedly…
Woot

Scared
izonfire Offline
#182 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 1:08 AM EST
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Heard he gets off on rodeo clowns…
🤡 🤡 🤡
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#183 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 3:03 AM EST
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izonfire wrote:
Heard he gets off on rodeo clowns…
🤡 🤡 🤡


So ZRX is going to be there too?

Our intimacy is slipping away....
DrafterX Offline
#184 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 9:05 AM EST
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freaks.... Mellow
8trackdisco Offline
#185 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 9:12 AM EST
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Ya'll freaks and poopyheads.
Gene363 Offline
#186 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 9:58 AM EST
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Eeeeewwwww! Good thing this Schoolyard was built in the ultra accepting rainbow 2020's.
RMAN4443 Offline
#187 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 10:30 AM EST
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Me and Julio, down by the Schoolyard...fog
Gene363 Offline
#188 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 2:59 PM EST
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jester fog
HLO Offline
#189 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 4:02 PM EST
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Has anyone ever bought some cigars and wish you never bought them? I bought some Empress of Cuba a AJ Fernandez cigar and it's got to be one of worst cigar I have smoked in a long time.A box of 16....AJ,s has always been one of my number one picks but these smoke like a creep 1 dollar cigar. Beware fellow smokerShame on you Brick wall
DrafterX Offline
#190 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 5:09 PM EST
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Mellow
Palama Offline
#191 Posted: Sat, Apr 2 2022, 5:51 PM EST
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HLO wrote:
Has anyone ever bought some cigars and wish you never bought them? I bought some Empress of Cuba a AJ Fernandez cigar and it's got to be one of worst cigar I have smoked in a long time.A box of 16....AJ,s has always been one of my number one picks but these smoke like a creep 1 dollar cigar. Beware fellow smokerShame on you Brick wall


Thanks for the warning and yes, I have bought some cigars that I later regretted. I think there was a thread that discussed that.

But before we go much further, someone is bound to say this so I'll say it first:

Wrong forum, nOOb! ram27bat
Sunoverbeach Offline
#192 Posted: Sat, Sep 3 2022, 8:14 PM EST
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There it is. Here ya go, fuggers. Have at it
8trackdisco Offline
#193 Posted: Sat, Sep 3 2022, 9:05 PM EST
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Requesting rename of BGZ and RayR’s Pointless Yammering & Blackhole.
Gene363 Offline
#194 Posted: Sat, Sep 3 2022, 9:22 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
Requesting rename of BGZ and RayR’s Pointless Yammering & Blackhole.


Good idea, but there will be others, unfortunately. No notoriety.
8trackdisco Offline
#195 Posted: Sat, Sep 3 2022, 9:23 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Good idea, but there will be others, unfortunately. No notoriety.


I understand. Request withdrawn.
Gene363 Offline
#196 Posted: Sat, Sep 3 2022, 9:37 PM EST
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8trackdisco wrote:
I understand. Request withdrawn.


Too bad we don't have a moderator that could force their accounts to only see this thread.

As my Pop used to say, "Give'm knives and shoot the winner."
bgz Offline
#197 Posted: Sun, Sep 4 2022, 8:32 AM EST
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I see a lot of blame about certain accounts... let's be real, we know who those accounts are... I'm one of them... the sly tactic of quiet talking been going for a while now... like the names that shall not be mentioned.

You guys have a problem here, it's not me...

This place is filled with personality disorders... always has been since I been here.

As someone said, I'm merely a symptom.
tonygraz Offline
#198 Posted: Sun, Sep 4 2022, 9:44 AM EST
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No doubt there are a lot of personality disorders resulting in extreme views here and just about everywhere. Probably the reason why we can't all get along.
Ram27 Offline
#199 Posted: Sun, Sep 4 2022, 9:48 AM EST
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ONE DOUBLE NEINS Frying pan
Ram27 Offline
#200 Posted: Sun, Sep 4 2022, 9:50 AM EST
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TWO DOUBLE ZEROS fog
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