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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Apr 16 2022, 6:13 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
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Millions of chickens, turkeys and duck are being killed to stop the spread of it...

The cost of eggs is going to skyrocket next month to over $3.00 a dozen...

As will prepared foods that use eggs to make, baking products as an example....

Thanks JOE STRANOSA πŸ”πŸ£πŸ”πŸ£πŸ”πŸ£πŸ³πŸ³πŸ³πŸ³πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯š
EVERYTHING COSTS DOUBLE OR TRIPLE FROM 2019...your such a great president...
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Apr 16 2022, 7:38 PM EST
Joined: 11-02-2006
Posts: 121,359
I wish they would charge $3/doz for emoji use
RayR Offline
#3 Posted: Sun, Apr 17 2022, 9:55 AM EST
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Posts: 8,881
JOE STRANOSA asks "Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest." πŸ”πŸ—πŸ₯šπŸ³πŸ”πŸ—πŸ₯šπŸ³πŸ”πŸ—πŸ₯šπŸ³
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted: Sun, Apr 17 2022, 5:04 PM EST
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#2 TG

Chuckle chuckle
Dg west deptford Offline
#5 Posted: Sun, Apr 17 2022, 5:06 PM EST
Joined: 05-25-2019
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Anxious
I'll sell emojis for $2.99
clintCigar Offline
#6 Posted: Sun, Apr 17 2022, 8:38 PM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
We'll probably be in WW3 by the time this schit show of a presidency is over
clintCigar Offline
#7 Posted: Sun, Apr 17 2022, 9:16 PM EST
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,682
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/avian-flu-spreads-to-more-than-30-states-public-health-threat-deemed-low/ar-AAWhQML
BuckyB93 Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Apr 17 2022, 9:46 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,165
I'll eat powdered eggs until this passes. I don't stock eggs or eat eggs much so I should be OK. Eggs are kinda yucky unless scrambled or used for cooking or battering another part of an animal to eat.

Actually I have a dozen and a half eggs in the fridge. I'll save them to launch them at some unsuspecting passerby, boi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall, then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window, three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman, he said, (blood clot)
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg
BuckyB93 Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Apr 17 2022, 9:50 PM EST
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Posts: 14,165
NINE!
izonfire Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 12:30 AM EST
Joined: 12-09-2013
Posts: 8,644
No human should ever consume eggs.
It’s like eating an abortion…
BuckyB93 Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 1:13 AM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,165
I like scrambled eggs but I don't crave them.

I usually don't eat breakfast but if I go out for breakfast I'm pretty predicable. 2 eggs scrambled, bacon, hash browns (or home fries, whatever version of spuds the have), toast - rye or pumpernickel, wheat bread if the previous two selections are not available. Cup of Joe and OJ. Maybe a glass of milk to counter act the acid of coffee and OJ for my tummy.

So there ya go Jonsie. There's my breakfast profile. You can pretend you are me... or throw them for a loop anD sAy you r me. I mean Thor them for a L00p.

If you order eggs that are not $Kcr@mbleD, they will know that you are not me... or I'm not you. Al$o, I $prinKlEEE bLack Pepprrrr on my SKrambled EggS and No Gelly on My toast, Only ButteR. Coughee is Blk with a Packet or 2 of $ugar. If no packet$ R availBLe then a T$p worx too. Know Cream or anYting alse.

I donT do desert stuFf. ThaT wood B a clare give aWay,
Mr. Jones Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Apr 18 2022, 4:45 PM EST
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Posts: 19,419
O k E e dOkEe
tonygraz Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Apr 25 2022, 2:56 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 20,230
We are all going to die !
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