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Ellen BARKIN is looking' r.o.U.g.H. testifying aGainSt the pirate boyeeee
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 8:51 PM EST
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Ellen BARKIN is on amber heard side...

She dated the eye makeup party BOYEE back in 1988...the Elvis Costello days of loose Thai weed, pharmaceutical blow ( if you had the connections) and easy money was flowing from the spigots "like butter"...

I guess the DEPP MIESTER WAS CONTROLLING?

WHO KNOWS?

TAKE ONE LOOK AT ELLEN BARKIN now, today AND...

I DIGRESS..

I "TINK" ..SHE NEEDS SOME PREVIGEN VITAMINS FOR HER MEMORY BANKS..CUZ THAT SWEET SWEET ASS AND AWESOME RACK WENT WAY WAY SOUTH...and is nowhere to be found concurrently...

alleDgEdly
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 8:56 PM EST
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Sorry

It was 1994-98....
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 9:04 PM EST
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All's I can DECIFER from all the recent :

"Johnny depp timeline of H.O.T. PRIMO A-LIST HOLLYWOOD
GASH"

IS... THIS DUDE DATED/ BANGED A LOT OF VERY VERY PRIMO STANK...

MUCH MORE THAN YOUR AVERAGE GUY...

HE

WAS

A

P.L.A.Y....YAHHHHHHH

HOT GASH JUST CAME AND LEFT LIKE A FLOWING FOUNTIAN OF POOTANG DELIGHT....

PO'
PO'

JOHNNY...
frankj1 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 9:35 PM EST
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you need to cancel some of your magazine subscriptions.
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 9:45 PM EST
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I's gets all my news from the innernets
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 9:53 PM EST
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Seen her boobs before... Mellow
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 10:00 PM EST
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she was pissah in This Boy's Life
MACS Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 11:02 PM EST
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Not following that fiasco. Really could not care less.
BuckyB93 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 20 2022, 11:27 PM EST
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I could care less two... (it's a theme of proper grammar lately so I'll the other side of "I could care less" since sometimes I'm careless with my grammar).

NINE!
JadeRose Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, May 21 2022, 5:10 AM EST
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I could go for some primo stank right about now
JadeRose Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, May 21 2022, 5:10 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
she was pissah in This Boy's Life



Also Sea of Love
frankj1 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, May 21 2022, 12:50 PM EST
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JadeRose wrote:
Also Sea of Love

Yeah, forgot that one!
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, May 23 2022, 7:53 PM EST
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I hate to burst your bubble "Sea of Love " boyeees...
( She was smokin hot in that one!!)

But boy o' day....

Father time has not been gentle to her...

Now I saw her in a weird outfit no makeup...

Maybe she can spruce it up a few notches for a dinner party
But her testimony "garb / outfit and hairdo was brutal
Mike3316 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, May 23 2022, 11:16 PM EST
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In fairness ... she IS like 70 yrs old. That doens't mean she has to look like a bag-lady ..... but she's not exactly in her prime years anymore.
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, May 24 2022, 7:22 AM EST
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Agreed...

BUTTTT...

It's almost like she rolled outta the rack on a 7 day GRIM...
OR COMING OFF A SEVEN DAY BENDER?
( 7 DAY GRIM MEANS NO SHOWER FOR A WEEK)
HER HAIR STUCK TO HER NOGGIN AND HER CLOTHES WERE UNKEMPT AND WRINLKLED.

IT WAS UNCALLED FOR...
Mr. Jones Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 8:17 PM EST
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Did "I.T."

E
N
D

Today???

I surely friggin hope so....

Neither party has the damage amount in $$$$
That the other one is suing for....

Poor James deFranco tried to get some hot POOTANG on the down low...6 yrs later he gets called IN to testify???

WTF?

Ellen BARKIN goes from hot GASH to old bag lady in 3 decades...then gets called in to testify wearing black north Vietnamese Vietcong black pajama attire...the only missing swag was a SAN PAN RICE PADDY FIELD HAT...

WTF?

LET THIS TV COVERAGE DIE ...

PLEASEEEEEEE
frankj1 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 9:43 PM EST
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only place I'm seeing coverage of her is CBID.
Put on ESPN and watch the basketball game.
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