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Mystery Box from Grants Pass, OR!
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Palama Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 5:05 PM EST
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Just got a SFR with 5 great smokes showing the sender as Whistlebritches / Ron B. Oh yah? Gonz

Called the Whistle man and expressed my undying appreciation and gratitude for the (…unopened…) box. Well, okay, if “Bassturd” is an acceptable substitute for “Hey Buddy, I love you!” Did say it twice in case he misunderstood the first time.

He, laughed and of course, knew nothing, nothing about it. Not talking

Well, sorta didn’t know anything.

Apparently there are others, including Ron, who have gotten similar boxes sent out of zip code 97526 (Grants Pass, OR) so have eliminated a few azzhats. However, there is one CBidder that is a prime suspect. You know who your are and trust me, I’mma patient guy but you do know what they say about revenge, dontcha? Whistle

So without further ado, here is what Mr. Mystery sent:

Aging Room Petite Robusto with a single red band (nh) - now exactly sure which blend this might be since a Google search was unfruitful
Diesel Belicoso - quite tasty after some rest
Drew Estate Liga Privada Unico Ratzilla - haven’t had one in awhile, looking forward to ashing it up
My Father LB1922 Petit Robusto - great smoke!
Tatuaje Fausto FT153 (nh this vitola) - but I know they kick butt!

Thank you Braddah but you know this aggression will not stand, Man! ram27bat

delta1 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 5:08 PM EST
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ruh roh...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 5:19 PM EST
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Oh my! Nice one

So, are you the #2 from Z's post?
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 5:35 PM EST
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Nope, Conan is actually #4 now, Whistle got hit too……

This was some next level dirty pool. Less than 88 miles away and no time for old Z??? That Stings.
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 7:01 PM EST
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wait a minute!!!

I just posted the same 5 ceegars with a return address from RMANN

shenanigans, I say.
frankj1 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 7:06 PM EST
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just noticed RMANN's town was spelled wrong, intentionally.
Contoocock instead of Contoocook...hmmmmmm.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 7:15 PM EST
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ya bastid!

looking for a handwriting sample now...
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 7:21 PM EST
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handwriting is inconclusive, good enough for a civil suit but not enough for a criminal conviction.
ZRX1200 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, May 27 2022, 9:01 PM EST
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I’d text you photos of the other labels Frank, but you couldn’t see them on a busted up flip phone…
deadeyedick Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 7:25 AM EST
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Total of 5 Grants Pass recd so far. Somebody planned this carpet bombing well. Think
CelticBomber Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 3:29 PM EST
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I need to read these threads more...
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 3:55 PM EST
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We know you can’t read stePHan.
Palama Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 4:20 PM EST
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Reading is one thing. Comprehension and retention are needed too.
Whistlebritches Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 6:24 PM EST
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Now lets be honest Conan........when I picked up the phone all I heard was "you bassard" repeated at least 3 times.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPObzJkWueY
Palama Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 7:23 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Now lets be honest Conan........when I picked up the phone all I heard was "you bassard" repeated at least 3 times.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mPObzJkWueY


Hey, there’s a cigar in the video!

But you’re wrong yah dumbazz redneck (…with most of his teeth…). I didn’t say “You”. “Bassturd” was the only word I shouted. Three, possibly 6 times. jester
Whistlebritches Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 7:34 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Hey, there’s a cigar in the video!

But you’re wrong yah dumbazz redneck (…with most of his teeth…). I didn’t say “You”. “Bassturd” was the only word I shouted. Three, possibly 6 times. jester



Sometimes that pigeon you speak gets by me............."BASSTURD" only has two syllables bruddah
Palama Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, May 28 2022, 9:19 PM EST
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Fify

Whistlebritches wrote:
Sometimes that pidgin you speak gets by me............."BASSTURD" only has two syllables bruddah
RMAN4443 Offline
#18 Posted: Sun, May 29 2022, 11:22 AM EST
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Palama wrote:
Just got a SFR with 5 great smokes

Apparently there are others, including Ron, who have gotten similar boxes sent out of zip code 97526 (Grants Pass, OR) so have eliminated a few azzhats.
So without further ado, here is what Mr. Mystery sent:

Aging Room Petite Robusto with a single red band (nh) - now exactly sure which blend this might be since a Google search was unfruitful
Diesel Belicoso - quite tasty after some rest
Drew Estate Liga Privada Unico Ratzilla - haven’t had one in awhile, looking forward to ashing it up
My Father LB1922 Petit Robusto - great smoke!
Tatuaje Fausto FT153 (nh this vitola) - but I know they kick butt!

Thank you Braddah but you know this aggression will not stand, Man! ram27bat


I went out to get the mail yesterday, and found a similar SFR, with the exact same lineup of smokes. The box I got had
a completely different addy. The box I got came from zip code 19111 (Philly Pa.)

Not quite sure how I got on this mailing list, but much thanks to the sender...not sure if I'm supposed to name
the sender listed on the box, but if the info is true, I know who sent it to me, and thanks againBeer
RMAN4443 Offline
#19 Posted: Sun, May 29 2022, 11:29 AM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
wait a minute!!!

I just posted the same 5 ceegars with a return address from RMANN

shenanigans, I say.

Apparently the addy on the box I received may be incorrect??
I didn't send them frank, I would have liked to, but alas, I didn't. As a matter of fact, the only
one of the 5 I've ever had is the Le Bijou.Think

I agree, shenanigansConfused
Palama Offline
#20 Posted: Sun, May 29 2022, 12:58 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
[I went out to get the mail yesterday, and found a similar SFR, with the exact same lineup of smokes. The box I got had
a completely different addy. The box I got came from zip code 19111 (Philly Pa.)

Not quite sure how I got on this mailing list, but much thanks to the sender...not sure if I'm supposed to name
the sender listed on the box, but if the info is true, I know who sent it to me, and thanks againBeer


Nah, go ahead and list up the false sender. Fun to see.

Edit: saw your other post with Celtic’s name.
RMAN4443 Offline
#21 Posted: Sun, May 29 2022, 2:15 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
just noticed RMANN's town was spelled wrong, intentionally.
Contoocock instead of Contoocook...hmmmmmm.

after further review, Contoocook was spelled correctly on the shipping label, so there's that
anyway...??
CelticBomber Offline
#22 Posted: Sun, May 29 2022, 2:41 PM EST
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RMAN4443 wrote:
I went out to get the mail yesterday, and found a similar SFR, with the exact same lineup of smokes. The box I got had
a completely different addy. The box I got came from zip code 19111 (Philly Pa.)

Not quite sure how I got on this mailing list, but much thanks to the sender...not sure if I'm supposed to name
the sender listed on the box, but if the info is true, I know who sent it to me, and thanks againBeer



Yeah.. I'm 19111. It was me. Totally was me... Think
delta1 Offline
#23 Posted: Sun, May 29 2022, 4:37 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Nah, go ahead and list up the false sender. Fun to see.

Edit: saw your other post with Celtic’s name.



Think

got a suspicious SFR today (arrived yesterday, but was too busy to get the mail)...origin zip code in Grants Pass, Oregon. Same lineup of super smokes as the other mysterious packages that were received in the past few days. The return address is "Christopher Sanders, in Simpsonville, SC".

I'm not convinced that csgamecock sent these, but if he did, I am grateful in an agitated kinda way...gonna be patient and watch for the dust to settle...
CelticBomber Offline
#24 Posted: Sun, May 29 2022, 9:56 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
We know you can’t read stePHan.



Hmm I just looked at how that SFR that I got was addressed a bit closer... Think
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