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Pelosi's husband arrested for DUI
CelticBomber Offline
#1 Posted:
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Okay let's see...

Beach chair? Check
Full cooler? Check
Popcorn? Check
Selection of cigars? Check
Chum in the water Checkeroni!

Okay boys make it entertaining!

And..... GO! Drool
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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I heard he had CROS in da car with him... Mad
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted:
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That cop fouled up!
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted:
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Ya... prolly add him to da Clinton list.. Mellow
HockeyDad Offline
#5 Posted:
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He was prolly at the Bottlerock festival watching Metallica and got profiled on the drive home.
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted:
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That's what I heard.. Mellow
MACS Offline
#7 Posted:
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HockeyDad wrote:
That cop fouled up!


I wonder if he got the "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?" routine...?

He's just gonna call attorney Darren Kavinoky at 1-800-nocuffs and get off da hook.
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted:
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Pink is playing tonight. Bet he’s not there! Prolly got some splaining to do with Nancy.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted:
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He'll prolly have to do her... poor bassard.. Sad
JGKAMIN Offline
#10 Posted:
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And his age and his wealth WTFis he doing getting in a car and driving at that hour? Even sober is a challenge for somebody in their 80s. He was probably going nuts and racing to get away from his lovely bride.
RayR Offline
#11 Posted:
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He was probably partying with some high-priced gash cause Nancy was in Providence, Rhode Island to give the commencement speech at Brown University. It's a crime that any school would invite Nancy to do that.
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
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Ya... she sucks.. Mellow
Brewha Offline
#13 Posted:
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But did you see her boobs?
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted:
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I have. Still prefer Hilldog and Moochelle.

Pelosi said this is a private matter.

Doesn’t matter that it happened publicly and he put the public at risk. She’s been doing that for years. Mind your own business.
Krazeehorse Offline
#15 Posted:
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In all fairness, if you were married to her would you ever be sober?
RayR Offline
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Brewha wrote:
But did you see her boobs?


I heard they're fake, she got some boob-lifts like her face.
RayR Offline
#17 Posted:
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Nancy's spokesman says Who? Where? She had nothing to do with whatever happened wherever it was.


"According to Reuters, Paul Pelosi was arrested late Saturday night after a two-vehicle crash in which the 2021 Porsche he was driving was struck by a Jeep while trying to cross State Route 29 in Napa County — a region north of San Francisco famous for being wine country."

Pelosi Distancing Herself from Husband's Arrest, First Statement Mentions She Had Nothing to Do with It

By Jack Davis
May 30, 2022 at 6:36am

Quote:
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi distanced herself — almost literally — from her husband’s drunk driving arrest after a crash over the weekend.

A statement issued by Drew Hammill, a Pelosi spokesman, drew attention to the fact that the speaker was a continent away from her husband, Paul, at the time of the incident. Nancy Pelosi was the speaker Sunday for the commencement of Brown University in Rhode Island.

“The speaker will not be commenting on this private matter which occurred while she was on the East Coast,” the statement said.

More...

https://www.westernjournal.com/pelosi-distancing-husbands-arrest-first-statement-mentions-nothing/

Speyside2 Offline
#18 Posted:
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Guns caused the crash, more gun laws!!!
MACS Offline
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRktoJADAo

And she was a commencement speaker at a University in Rhode Island??

Retarded asspipes are just like Californians with sh*t weather. Anyone want to hazard a guess why I will never, ever, go back to that ****hole except to visit for some decent seafood?
Abrignac Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
He'll prolly have to do her... poor bassard.. Sad


Maybe he was driving away so he wouldn’t have to do her?
tailgater Offline
#21 Posted:
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Krazeehorse wrote:
In all fairness, if you were married to her would you ever be sober?


First thing I thought.

Married to her?
1. Get drunk
2. Drive away very fast.

Abrignac Offline
#22 Posted:
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tailgater wrote:
First thing I thought.

Married to her?
1. Stay drunk
2. Drive away very fast.



FIFY
RayR Offline
#23 Posted:
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I heard the Pelosi's are drunk all the time.
Stogie1020 Offline
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MACS wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRktoJADAo

And she was a commencement speaker at a University in Rhode Island??

Retarded asspipes are just like Californians with sh*t weather. Anyone want to hazard a guess why I will never, ever, go back to that ****hole except to visit for some decent seafood?


It was Brown, so...

I almost spit out my coffee at the can of Narragansett beer in that video!
frankj1 Offline
#25 Posted:
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I didn't get into Brown
MACS Offline
#26 Posted:
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Stogie1020 wrote:
It was Brown, so...

I almost spit out my coffee at the can of Narragansett beer in that video!


If you drink 'Gansett, you'll spit that out, too! Nasty sh*t!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#27 Posted:
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What did the German man say to the other German man?
I don’t know, I don’t speak German.
8trackdisco Offline
#28 Posted:
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CelticBomber wrote:
Okay let's see...

Beach chair? Check
Full cooler? Check
Popcorn? Check
Selection of cigars? Check
Chum in the water Checkeroni!

Okay boys make it entertaining!

And..... GO! Drool



Tell me this. If you were married to Nancy, would you ever want to be sober?
If anyone ever had a good excuse for getting a DWI, this is it.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#29 Posted:
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Why can’t T-Rex clap their hands?
Because they’re extinct.
rfenst Offline
#30 Posted:
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frankj1 wrote:
I didn't get into Brown

Neither did I!
... but then again I never applied.
frankj1 Offline
#31 Posted:
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rfenst wrote:
Neither did I!
... but then again I never applied.

I applied and interviewed.

20 minute appointment, but the guy kept the conversation going for nearly an hour and a half.
At the end, he told me he was one of 14 "voters" and it was likely I would only get his vote.

The other 13 made the correct decision. I was not ready to succeed at Brown.

Drove there with a friend. After the interview we continued on to our intended destination...a tour of the Narragansett Brewery.

I was definitely ready to succeed there.
frankj1 Offline
#32 Posted:
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maybe it would be political balance if he checks into the Betty Ford Center?
Mr. Jones Offline
#33 Posted:
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He's poooosayyyyy whipped.

Nancy wears the pants....he just makes the money through illegal trading information she supplies him , that he sells on the down low open hedge fund insider trading cartel in NYC.
alledgedly
RayR Offline
#34 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
He's poooosayyyyy whipped.

Nancy wears the pants....he just makes the money through illegal trading information she supplies him , that he sells on the down low open hedge fund insider trading cartel in NYC.
alledgedly


Ya, I heard it helps to have an insider who can supply you with the dirt on where the stolen loot is being directed. It makes investing a breeze!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#35 Posted:
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What’s white and can’t jump?
A fridge.
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