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Fauci tests P.O.S.i.t.i.v.E. for RONA
Mr. Jones Offline
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Good

Screw that weird little prrriiiccck,


He contracted it from MACS...
Sarcasm
MACS Offline
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I hope it kills him.

(Lord, forgive me... and be with the pygmies in New Guinea)
frankj1 Offline
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I heard he kissed Trudeau on da mouf
JGKAMIN Offline
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Answers the question for those wondering if you can get it from giving fellatio…Whistle
Whistlebritches Offline
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frankj1 wrote:
I heard he kissed Trudeau on da mouf



I heard it was a little farther south
BuckyB93 Offline
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He shoulda worn a couple more layers of masks and get his regular 6 month boosters... Oh wait, none of that crap works (fact, not opinion).

Maybe he walked the wrong way down an aisle in the grocery store - a well known high risk type of behavior when it comes to catching the Rona. Remember that BS? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Follow the science and listen to the "experts." What a freaking scam.

This guy, knowingly or unknowingly, helped create the whole COVID thing. Why he's not being investigated and still sits in his appointed position is beyond me.
Speyside2 Offline
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The vaccine works, basically to the same extent any other vaccine works. It is a preventative medication that is a certain percentage effective. It is not a wonder drug that ends the virus.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I heard it was a little farther south



Detroit?
HockeyDad Offline
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Speyside2 wrote:
The vaccine works, basically to the same extent any other vaccine works. It is a preventative medication that is a certain percentage effective. It is not a wonder drug that ends the virus.


It depends on the definition of vaccine. “a substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity….”

The definition has been modified since Covid-19 to remove the word “immunity”.
Mr. Jones Offline
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#3 Frank

LOL!!!

ITS DA' TROUFFFF
BuckyB93 Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
It depends on the definition of vaccine. “a substance used to stimulate the production of antibodies and provide immunity….”

The definition has been modified since Covid-19 to remove the word “immunity”.



^ This

The goal posts have moved or the bar has been lowered (pick whatever analogy you want) but they changed definitions as a result of the failed vaccine.

By this definition pollen, mold, etc... can arguably be considered a vaccine against allergies. Pollen stimulates the production of antibodies, does it not? According to John Hopkins Medicine it does.

"Allergic reactions begin in your immune system. When a harmless substance such as dust, mold, or pollen is encountered by a person who is allergic to that substance, the immune system may over react by producing antibodies that "attack" the allergen."

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/conditions-and-diseases/allergies-and-the-immune-system
HockeyDad Offline
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I don’t know if I would call it a failed vaccine but we had to change the definition to remove “immunity”. I guess I buy into the “you will get less sick and have a less chance of hospitalization” story. That would put it in the same category as vitamin C or zinc based on the definition that contained the word “immunity”.

If you take a lot of vitamin C you will have less chance of catching a cold or flu or getting very sick from it. I’ll send you my invoice for three trillion dollars. Now proceed to horde toilet paper.
BuckyB93 Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
I don’t know if I would call it a failed vaccine but we had to change the definition to remove “immunity”. I guess I buy into the “you will get less sick and have a less chance of hospitalization” story. That would put it in the same category as vitamin C or zinc based on the definition that contained the word “immunity”.

If you take a lot of vitamin C you will have less chance of catching a cold or flu or getting very sick from it. I’ll send you my invoice for three trillion dollars. Now proceed to horde toilet paper.


OK, failed might be an extreme word. In the beginning it was hailed as cure all and everyone was pretty much forced to get a shot and carry a vaccine passport. If not, you were not allowed to work or attend schools, go to the movies, eat in restaurants, fly on a plane, cross state lines, etc... without proof of the jab and follow up boosters.

I'd agree to that. But to call it a true vaccine is, in my opinion, a farce. In the same vein, I wouldn't call the annual flu shot a vaccine - it has (at best, historically) a 50/50 chance of you catching the flu. Vegas wouldn't accept a bet on those odds. Might as well flip a coin on if it works or not.

The flu shot, as with the Rona shot may lessen the chance of being hospitalized or encountering a sever case of it but it ain't protecting you from catching it. Neither of them are a true vaccine, in my book... just preventive maintenance for those in high risk populations.
HockeyDad Offline
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It is amusing to watch how we have shifted from vaccine mandates and the stated goal to make everyone’s life extremely difficult if they are not vaccinated to where we are now. Omicron came along and wrecked everything. The faithful with their booster shots and wearing three masks all caught ‘Rona despite doing everything they were told by the government and it left them completely flabbergasted.

Looking back now from the humble beginnings of “two weeks to flatten the curve” this has been quite a journey in propaganda under the banner of science. The current one I’m laughing at is “I'm not going to shut down the country. I'm not going to shut down the economy. I'm going to shut down the virus.”
DrafterX Offline
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Fauci shoulda bought a kayak... Mellow
RayR Offline
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He blinded us with SCIENCE!

Science Tests Positive For COVID

June 15th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com

Quote:
WORLD—The world is in disbelief today upon hearing the news that Dr. Fauci, also known as the living embodiment of SCIENCE itself, has come down with COVID.

"How could this happen? What if SCIENCE dies? We'll be lost! LOST WITHOUT SCIENCE!" cried Brian Stelter on CNN. "What does this mean? Is Fauci—blessings upon him—merely a human? I don't know what's true anymore!" Brian then curled up on the couch to have a good cry and watch A Christmas Kiss 2 on the Hallmark Channel.

Thousands of devoted followers of SCIENCE have gathered around the Fauci residence to call upon the powers of SCIENCE to defeat the COVID infection. Thousands more reported being shocked to hear COVID was still a thing.

Experts theorize that SCIENCE is possibly volunteering to take COVID upon himself for the whole world and are wondering why he didn't do this two years ago.

Fauci has assured his followers that he only anticipates having COVID for 3 days, after which he will rise again.

https://babylonbee.com/news/science-tests-positive-for-covid
Sunoverbeach Offline
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Speyside2 Offline
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Then there is no such thing as flu vaccine or pneumonia vaccine?
MACS Offline
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Speyside2 wrote:
Then there is no such thing as flu vaccine or pneumonia vaccine?


Technically they are not vaccines. They do not prevent it, they do not make you "immune" they only assist your own immune system.

Polio has a vaccine. Small pox has a vaccine. Measles, mumps and rubella have vaccines. If you get those vaccines, you do NOT get the diseases.

The flu shot isn't even called a vaccine... it's called a flu shot.
MACS Offline
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HockeyDad wrote:
It is amusing to watch how we have shifted from vaccine mandates and the stated goal to make everyone’s life extremely difficult if they are not vaccinated to where we are now. Omicron came along and wrecked everything. The faithful with their booster shots and wearing three masks all caught ‘Rona despite doing everything they were told by the government and it left them completely flabbergasted.

Looking back now from the humble beginnings of “two weeks to flatten the curve” this has been quite a journey in propaganda under the banner of science. The current one I’m laughing at is “I'm not going to shut down the country. I'm not going to shut down the economy. I'm going to shut down the virus.”


Spot on, sir... and the sheep keep on sheepin'.

Masks. Shots. Lockdowns. Guess what? Damn near everybody still got the sh*t.
BuckyB93 Offline
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MACS wrote:
Technically they are not vaccines. They do not prevent it, they do not make you "immune" they only assist your own immune system.

Polio has a vaccine. Small pox has a vaccine. Measles, mumps and rubella have vaccines. If you get those vaccines, you do NOT get the diseases.

The flu shot isn't even called a vaccine... it's called a flu shot.


Technically you are incorrect with current definition of a vaccine... you're wrong. They had to change the definition of a vaccine so the Rona vax would fit into the new definition.

When I was doing R&D and process development stuff... and the results didn't fit the set of requirements or expected outcomes.. we had a joke...

"It's not a failure, it's an unanticipated result... we'll call it a new feature."


Speyside2 Offline
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Got it, so it is a Covid shot.
Speyside2 Offline
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Funny, I do as good as I can to follow the 6 commandments Jesus gave. MACS, our bibles must be really different.
HockeyDad Offline
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Speyside2 wrote:
Got it, so it is a Covid shot.


Polio
Diphtheria
Tetanus
Pertussis
Haemophilus influenzae type b
Measles
Mumps
Rubella
Hepatitis B
Varicella (Chickenpox)
Covid-19

If you have had the vaccines for all of these, which one of these diseases do you think you might catch today when you’re out and about on the town?
Speyside2 Offline
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I already stated that now I understand the semantic difference HD. You are being redundant.
HockeyDad Offline
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No I’m not.
Stogie1020 Offline
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Now you are just being anti-semantic.
rfenst Offline
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

And, he smashed it into pieces too. LOL.
Damn those golden calves!
rfenst Offline
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Speyside2 wrote:
Funny, I do as good as I can to follow the 6 commandments Jesus gave. MACS, our bibles must be really different.

What are those six?
rfenst Offline
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Now you are just being anti-semantic.

How so?
RMAN4443 Offline
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rfenst wrote:
How so?

anti-seMANtic, not anti-seMETic...reread using seMantics
rfenst Offline
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RMAN4443 wrote:
anti-seMANtic, not anti-seMETic...reread using seMantics

I know how to read and did? It was aa joking grammar-like question that must be lost in the translation, but perhaps not by Stoggie...
Sunoverbeach Offline
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I chuckled at both. 'Course, I'm an easy mark
Stogie1020 Offline
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you guys need to get a room and work out your dictions.... Don't make me spell it out.







BigGrin
Speyside2 Offline
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Robert,

And Jesus said unto him, Why callest thou me good? None is good save one, even God. Thou knowest the commandments: Do not kill, Do not commit adultery, Do not steal, Do not bear false witness, Do not defraud, Honor thy father and mother.
DrafterX Offline
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Was it Jesus or da singing bush..?? Huh
tailgater Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Detroit?


Judging from the smell.
MACS Offline
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Was it a singing bush, or a burning bush?

Da lady from da geico lawsuit had a burning bush... that's what I heard... Mellow
tailgater Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Was it Jesus or da singing bush..?? Huh


Judging from the flaming bush, I guess god is a ginger.

MACS Offline
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tailgater wrote:
Judging from the flaming bush, I guess god is a ginger.



Tail... welcome aboard the express trip to Hades. I really hope God has a sense of humor, cause I'm laffin' so hard right now!
Sunoverbeach Offline
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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