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bud451 Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2000, 6:28 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.
One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a mink coat.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.
bud451 Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Oct 6 2000, 6:30 AM EST
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.
One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a mink coat.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.
The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.

The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card"
Palama Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jul 22 2022, 6:41 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,677
Laugh
Sunoverbeach Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jul 22 2022, 8:26 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a d1ldo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a c0ck like that!"
corey sellers Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Jul 23 2022, 6:16 AM EST
Joined: 08-21-2011
Posts: 10,363
Haha
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