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These 2 guys walk into a bar...
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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, May 10 2001, 8:22 AM EST
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Which is kinda odd. You'd think the second guy would have seen it...
jcrimmins Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, May 10 2001, 11:20 AM EST
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A lady walks into a bar with a duck on her head. The bartender says "Hey!! We don't serve pigs in here." The lady replies "He's not a pig, he's a duck." The bartender says "I know! I was talking to the duck!"
Charlie Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, May 10 2001, 11:59 AM EST
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Great comeback!
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, May 10 2001, 12:50 PM EST
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So this horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?"
stuffman28 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, May 11 2001, 4:46 AM EST
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A duck walks into a bar and says "bartender, gimme a beer, and put it on my bill"
BrentM01 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, May 11 2001, 9:31 AM EST
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the bartender replies "what ales you?"
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, May 11 2001, 7:05 PM EST
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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the bartender for two beers.....and a mop...!
Palama Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Jul 24 2022, 4:08 PM EST
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Laugh
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jul 24 2022, 9:01 PM EST
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I always liked

3 guys walking down a street. Two of them walked into a bar. The third guy ducked
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