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IVANA...foUnD aT dA' boTTom oF dA' staIRcase ...with the candlestick & colonel mustarDs
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jul 14 2022, 11:02 PM EST
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Posts: 19,421
fog Beer Whistle

I'm not DRINKING.....

Bwuhahahaha!!!

She musta' divulged where the "********" are "********"....

Or asked for an alimony increase....???
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jul 14 2022, 11:11 PM EST
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Ivana looked really hot until she hit 45-50....

Then it was all down hill...

Big-time...

She married some weird guy 25 yrs ago?

Her nose gained 5 lbs and took a turn to the right...her jowls doubled but she did spawn Donald Jr. , IVANKA and Eric the great...
rfenst Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2022, 9:22 AM EST
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I have seen the pictures of her and Trump in their "heyday." She was nothing special, IMO.
How long until the present wife files for divorce?
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2022, 11:05 AM EST
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rfenst wrote:

How long until the present wife files for divorce?



She's waiting for me to leave my wife... I told her it might be awhile.... Mellow
rfenst Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2022, 11:37 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
She's waiting for me to leave my wife... I told her it might be awhile.... Mellow

Not to spoil things, but she's WAY too hot for you (and me). She'll have a chit-ton of $$$, but what would yo' momma say?
DrafterX Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jul 15 2022, 11:49 AM EST
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She'd say, 'That ain't da way to have fun, son.. that ain't da way to have fun'... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2022, 6:15 PM EST
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Three dog night's.....

Dat' der' is...
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jul 16 2022, 6:16 PM EST
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Marla Maples was WAY HOTTER THAN INVANA OR THAT ALIEN UKRAINIAN WENCH HE'S MARRIED TO NOW...
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Jul 17 2022, 11:20 PM EST
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he's married to a tranny.
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Jul 18 2022, 6:36 PM EST
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Frank????

The last time Joan rivers said that about a "first lady" on entertainment tonight ...no less ...

She ENDED UP D.E.A.D.

ON A ROUTINE ENDOSCOPY? OR COLONOSCOPY?

FRANK...CANCEL ALL UP COMING "SCOPY-"IES DUDE
Major Boobage Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Jul 18 2022, 10:02 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
he's married to a tranny.



Not for long if SCOTUS has their way. All hail ex president Tang and satan of course.
Whistlebritches Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2022, 6:19 PM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
Not for long if SCOTUS has their way. All hail ex president Tang and satan of course.



Jesus Ben............now we have to deal with your bullschit in two personalities.

Give us a break dude
bgz Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2022, 7:48 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Jesus Ben............now we have to deal with your bullschit in two personalities.

Give us a break dude

IKR!!!

I LIKE THE NEW GUY TOO!!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2022, 9:57 PM EST
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Who is major boobage?

Ben ?

Ben who?
Major Boobage Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2022, 11:40 PM EST
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I am Ben.

Whoever that is.

Because people think they are smarter than they are.

And they need to believe that.

Don’t ruin the fairy tail in their heads.
Major Boobage Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2022, 11:41 PM EST
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And it is not boob age….. it’s boob aj. Vive le France.
Major Boobage Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Jul 19 2022, 11:50 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
Jesus Ben............now we have to deal with your bullschit in two personalities.

Give us a break dude



The fact you figured out I am Ben is a direct reflection of your intelligence. Nice job jughead.
bgz Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2022, 12:21 AM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
I am Ben.

Whoever that is.

Because people think they are smarter than they are.

And they need to believe that.

Don’t ruin the fairy tail in their heads.


Awesome!!!

And I like boobs!!!

I've always been of the opinion that fairy tales needed more boobs.
Major Boobage Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2022, 2:56 PM EST
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Quit talking to me. It makes me feel creepy since I am you.
bgz Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2022, 3:55 PM EST
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I've often been accused of talking to myself.
Major Boobage Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2022, 3:56 PM EST
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No you haven’t
bgz Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2022, 3:57 PM EST
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You're right.. I should know that.
Major Boobage Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Jul 20 2022, 3:58 PM EST
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I do know that
bgz Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, Jul 21 2022, 8:04 PM EST
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I've had a day to think about it, and have determined that you don't know sh*t.

Damn I'm wise.
RayR Offline
#25 Posted: Fri, Jul 22 2022, 7:42 AM EST
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I starting to think that BGZ and Boobage are the same person and are talking to themselves. Think
tonygraz Offline
#26 Posted: Fri, Jul 22 2022, 11:25 AM EST
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If WB doesn't like boobage - he must be OK. I have no idea what Rayray said and don't really care.
Major Boobage Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Jul 23 2022, 10:53 AM EST
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Ray is like a genius
bgz Offline
#28 Posted: Sun, Jul 24 2022, 2:58 PM EST
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I don't know, he don't seem to like boobs.
Brewha Offline
#29 Posted: Sun, Jul 24 2022, 5:53 PM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
Ray is like a genius

You mean that the fool is the twin of the wise?





that’s deep…
RayR Offline
#30 Posted: Sun, Jul 24 2022, 8:28 PM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
Ray is like a genius


Damn right...and tonygraz is a boobus.
bgz Offline
#31 Posted: Mon, Jul 25 2022, 8:15 AM EST
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RayR wrote:
Damn right...and tonygraz is a boobus.


What qualifies for genius in Trump circles these days ... 102... 103?
RayR Offline
#32 Posted: Mon, Jul 25 2022, 9:44 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
What qualifies for genius in Trump circles these days ... 102... 103?


Don't know, I'm not in Trump circles you TDS infected boobus!
Whatever, it is, it's gotta be a whole bunch better than what's in Biden circles.
bgz Offline
#33 Posted: Mon, Jul 25 2022, 9:50 AM EST
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RayR wrote:
Don't know, I'm not in Trump circles you TDS infected boobus!
Whatever, it is, it's gotta be a whole bunch better than what's in Biden circles.


You're giving Trumpers a lot of credit... maybe AOC and Bernie circles are close... maybe...
Major Boobage Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Jul 25 2022, 1:55 PM EST
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Shut up Ben
bgz Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Jul 26 2022, 9:12 AM EST
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Major Boobage wrote:
Shut up Ben


No, you shut up... Ben?
Brewha Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Jul 26 2022, 9:13 AM EST
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bgz wrote:
No, you shut up... Ben?

That's no way to talk to a lady.
bgz Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Jul 26 2022, 9:21 AM EST
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Brewha wrote:
That's no way to talk to a lady.


Don't talk to my ugly half like that!
Brewha Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Jul 26 2022, 9:26 AM EST
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Hey, at least she has a rack.

Wonder if Drafter has seen them....
bgz Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Jul 26 2022, 10:12 AM EST
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Well... Your alter ego tends to be opposite of you... So I'm guessing it's gay...

So yeah, Drafter probably saw it's boobs.
Major Boobage Offline
#40 Posted: Wed, Jul 27 2022, 4:01 PM EST
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Drafter sucked my balls once.
Mr. Jones Offline
#41 Posted: Wed, Jul 27 2022, 7:23 PM EST
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He told me...

That he ATE YOUR BALLS...

SAUTEED IN RED WINE AND A SIDE OF FAUVE' BEANS
along with yo' brains like RAY LIOTTA IN the "silence of the lambs II"
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