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Sunoverbeach Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,932
There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who rashly swallowed some seeds
Great tufts of fine grass
Grew out of his a$$
And his balls were both covered with weeds



Or maybe it was plume?
Palama Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 20,889
Sunoverbeach wrote:
There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who rashly swallowed some seeds
Great tufts of fine grass
Grew out of his a$$
And his balls were both covered with weeds



Or maybe it was plume?


No way man. Not talking

It was mold! Gonz
MACS Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,982
There once was a man from Boston
Who drove a little red Austin
He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas
His balls hung out and he lost 'em



There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
MACS Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,982
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates
Sunoverbeach Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,932
I created a monster. A monster Macs

There once was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he'd at last found a tight'un
He said, "Oh, my love,
It fit like a glove."
Said she, "but you're not in the right'un"
MACS Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,982
There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,932
'Twas a crazy old man called O'Keefe
Who gave local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say, "Look, I've invented ground beef!"
frankj1 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,916
I am the Man from Nantucket


Frankie Tripod
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,932
Missing a few lines there, Frankie T
madspackler Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 03-07-2000
Posts: 3,598
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Missing a few lines there, Frankie T


Nah - Frankie is going to do it like the old Burma Shave signs - one line at a time.

For those of us old enough to remember them, there is still one of their Verse by the Side of the Road signs in Alabama in Greene County. I passed by it the other day and fell out laughing. My kids thought I was crazy.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 53,483
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini.
....Oooooh! (said in my best Diceman voice)

Speyside2 Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
Posts: 2,134
There once was a woman from Que
She filled up her quim with glue
She said with a grin
They pay to get in
Now they pay to get out too
MACS Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 76,982
At McDonald’s in Guildford in Surrey
I spilt coffee on my crotch in a scurry
I had to act quick
To cool down my dick
So I stuck it into my McFlurry

8trackdisco Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 57,891
MACS wrote:
A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates


My fave. Applause
8trackdisco Offline
#15 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 57,891
frankj1 wrote:
I am the Man from Nantucket


Frankie Tripod


HA!
Speyside2 Offline
#16 Posted:
Joined: 11-11-2021
Posts: 2,134
There once was a man so dapper
He was after a hottie's snapper
He wooed her with haggus sushi and wine
The movements she made seemed a sign
But she just had to use the crapper
Sunoverbeach Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,932
There once was a girl named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
in North Carolina
And her boobs in a tree in Brazil
Gene363 Offline
#18 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 29,045
There once was a man named Kildare,
Who was hoseing his wife on the stair,
On his last stroke the banister broke,
And he finished her off in the air.
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