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WHAT A PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A "COMPANY" IS THIS???
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The German Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:25 PM EST
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Bought 3 items a week ago, nothing got shipped. Pathetic "support" is not answering emails, phone "support" did not pick up the phone for 35+ minutes?

I AM DONE WITH THESE IDIOTS.
Corporal_Dick_Stain Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:27 PM EST
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Posts: 7
I LOVE YOU.
The German Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:32 PM EST
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ME TOO :-)
Corporal_Dick_Stain Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:32 PM EST
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YOU WANNA BUY 1 OF MY PAINTINGS?
The German Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:34 PM EST
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WOULD LOVE TO! FINGERPAINTED?
Corporal_Dick_Stain Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:35 PM EST
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YOU COULD SAY THAT.
The German Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:36 PM EST
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LOTS OF DETAILS DUE TO THE SMALL FINGER, I ASSUME.
Corporal_Dick_Stain Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:37 PM EST
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TEN OF THEM.
The German Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:38 PM EST
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CONGRATS, YOU MUST BE BLESSED!
Corporal_Dick_Stain Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:38 PM EST
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TEN SMALL FINGERS.
Corporal_Dick_Stain Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:38 PM EST
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LIKE A MORMON BASKETBALL TEAM.
The German Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:38 PM EST
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COUNT AGAIN...
Corporal_Dick_Stain Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:39 PM EST
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IT'S LIKE A VIENNA SAUSAGE GANG BANG.
ShanaC@CigarBid Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 2:40 PM EST
Joined: 09-22-2010
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The German wrote:
Bought 3 items a week ago, nothing got shipped. Pathetic "support" is not answering emails, phone "support" did not pick up the phone for 35+ minutes?

I AM DONE WITH THESE IDIOTS.




Hi!

Your account is set for Tuesday processing.

By selecting WEEKLY Tuesday as your shipping preference, all lots closing the previous Tuesday through Monday will be processed Tuesday morning and shipped within 1-2 business days.

We will process your winnings tomorrow!

Take care! Herfing
Stogie1020 Online
#15 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 3:04 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 5,308
Whistle


In before the German changes his shipping options to daily and then comes in here to tell us Shana is wrong.

Or never comes back again.
Palama Online
#16 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 3:07 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,623
Stogie1020 wrote:
Whistle


In before the German changes his shipping options to daily and then comes in here to tell us Shana is wrong.

Or never comes back again.




Iffin’ I was in Vegas, I’d lay some money down on that. Whistle
bgz Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 4:00 PM EST
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Lol at this thread
ZRX1200 Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 4:41 PM EST
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^ it looks like you wrote most of it……
Stogie1020 Online
#19 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 4:46 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ it looks like you wrote most of it……

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The German Offline
#20 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 6:21 PM EST
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Yes, I am back - correct, shipping is set to weekly and I did not know that. However, no responses to emails, nobody answering the calls to "support" for 40 minutes? yes. LOL....
Palama Online
#21 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 6:26 PM EST
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The German wrote:
Yes, I am back - correct, shipping is set to weekly and I did not know that. However, no responses to emails, nobody answering the calls to "support" for 40 minutes? yes. LOL....


Glad I wasn’t in LV! Razz
bgz Offline
#22 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 8:54 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
^ it looks like you wrote most of it……


Why does everyone think every pissed off would be CelticBomber pmer is me?

Sheesh.
bgz Offline
#23 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 8:56 PM EST
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I think it's funny though, so I'll just keep letting everyone think it.
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 9:33 PM EST
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Mighty white of ya cowboy.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 10:20 PM EST
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Suspicious that it's exactly what someone trying to throw off suspicion would say
ZRX1200 Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Aug 15 2022, 11:02 PM EST
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BGZ was putting the cookie back IN THE JAR……just ask him.
tonygraz Offline
#27 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 7:02 AM EST
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A long time ago on another forum on another topic there was a troublemaker that appeared with the screen name Chicken Little. After a few weeks of mayhem, I figured out who it was and called him out. It was a forum moderator, who silently disappeared shortly thereafter. I haven't discovered who our mysterious poster or posters are, but I really don't care. I do have my suspicions tho.
bgz Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 8:00 AM EST
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Everyone wants to believe it's me... I'm the easiest boogy man to point the finger at...

I'm going to say this, and everyone is going to say, because it's you dumb azz...

But I know who the alt accounts are...

And they are not me!!!

It doesn't matter that I'm telling you the truth, because all you will think I'm lying anyway (except for those that know for a fact I'm telling the truth).

Like I said, doesn't matter. You guys won't believe me anyway...

I think some of you think I'm always lying... if only life was that easy...

No... if you think that about me, unfortunately my life was just a bit crazier than yours... doesn't need further explanation than that.

Like Shaggy said... wasn't me.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 8:31 AM EST
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The German wrote:
Bought 3 items a week ago, nothing got shipped. Pathetic "support" is not answering emails, phone "support" did not pick up the phone for 35+ minutes?

I AM DONE WITH THESE IDIOTS.



YOUR MOM IS DONE WITH IDIOTS!

She made you move out didn't she?whip
Major Boobage Offline
#30 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 10:00 AM EST
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It really wasn’t me. I mean BGZ.

Oopsie.
DvDo Offline
#31 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 1:08 PM EST
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ShanaC@CigarBid wrote:
Hi!

Your account is set for Tuesday processing.

By selecting WEEKLY Tuesday as your shipping preference, all lots closing the previous Tuesday through Monday will be processed Tuesday morning and shipped within 1-2 business days.

We will process your winnings tomorrow!

Take care! Herfing




That would mean all auctions won between Tues Aug 2nd and Monday Aug 7th should be processed and shipped on Tues Aug 9th. Yet my order still shows 'Processing' and I have received nothing from my order. I even received a confirmation email on Tues the 9th with all my wins but not the subsequent shipping email. Will it be processed today by chance?
tonygraz Offline
#32 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 2:22 PM EST
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bgz wrote:
Everyone wants to believe it's me... I'm the easiest boogy man to point the finger at...

I'm going to say this, and everyone is going to say, because it's you dumb azz...

But I know who the alt accounts are...

And they are not me!!!

It doesn't matter that I'm telling you the truth, because all you will think I'm lying anyway (except for those that know for a fact I'm telling the truth).

Like I said, doesn't matter. You guys won't believe me anyway...

I think some of you think I'm always lying... if only life was that easy...

No... if you think that about me, unfortunately my life was just a bit crazier than yours... doesn't need further explanation than that.

Like Shaggy said... wasn't me.



I was on a forum with a girl we called Shaggy - her screen name was Shagnut (the brits were taken aback). Well anyhow she never said "wasn't me". I'm kinda learning towards it being Bucky.
bgz Offline
#33 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 3:48 PM EST
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You shagged Bucky?
Abrignac Offline
#34 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 4:39 PM EST
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The German wrote:
Yes, I am back - correct, shipping is set to weekly and I did not know that. However, no responses to emails, nobody answering the calls to "support" for 40 minutes? yes. LOL....


It’s probably dumbasses like you who are too stupid to realize THEY fuqqed up who are clogging the support que causing those with legit problems to have to wait forever.
tonygraz Offline
#35 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 5:20 PM EST
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Some Germans think they are too smart to have to read instructions.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#36 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 5:23 PM EST
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Thought that chit was universal
bgz Offline
#37 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 5:27 PM EST
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Anthony, haven't you heard... apparently all the cbid support whiners are my alt accounts.

So according to "them", "you" are actually talking sh*t to "me"... (I think I got all those pronouns right, apparently that's important this day in age).

So I'll go ahead and retaliate here for showmanship...

NO YOU!!!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 6:28 PM EST
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Depends. What do you identify as?
bgz Offline
#39 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 7:50 PM EST
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Well, they identify me as Major Boobage and whatever the new names were (I didn't make them ahhhhhhhh)...

So, they have identified me without my consent.

I feel violated now.
Major Boobage Offline
#40 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 8:05 PM EST
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Posts: 232
I am not Major Boobage

Signed - Ben
bgz Offline
#41 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 8:18 PM EST
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Nice try Steven.
ZRX1200 Offline
#42 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 8:50 PM EST
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This is just sad Ben.
Major Boobage Offline
#43 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 9:03 PM EST
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I agree. Ben is a sad song. What channel are you listening to?
frankj1 Offline
#44 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 10:13 PM EST
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Posts: 44,215
They is ray...I know for a fact
Sargent_Sock_Puppet Offline
#45 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 10:19 PM EST
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SOMEBODY FIST ME!
Major Boobage Offline
#46 Posted: Tue, Aug 16 2022, 10:23 PM EST
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It feels like the fist time…. It feels like the berry fist time.
bgz Offline
#47 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 9:23 AM EST
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Like a fi--i--i-i-ster, makes my azz scream
Sargent_Sock_Puppet Offline
#48 Posted: Wed, Aug 17 2022, 9:50 AM EST
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YOU SEEM LIKE A SLENDER-WRISTED LAD. WANNA PARTY?
SWThomas Offline
#49 Posted: Thu, Aug 18 2022, 2:06 AM EST
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Posts: 65
I've been buying from them for 12 years. Not one issue. Ridiculously fast shipping.
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