^ Ya big fibber!
So, I was joking, yet came back from our walk to my own tripod sized tube (I'm estimating conservatively. I've yet to see the classic film) sitting on my porch.
Inside I found a bottle of Diplomatico Reserva Exvlusiva. An excellent sipping rum I thoroughly enjoy. Some may even have described it as elegant.
Many thanks, FT! Very nice surprise for the weekend