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Don't CHA' just love TED CRUZ??? "BARISTAS ON BONGS GETTing $20k". A
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
Ted Cruz is at it again...

Hopping on the bandwagon to beat student loan loser MILLENNIALS with "seven yr college degrees that are worthless in the current job market"..i.e. social welfare, historic English, history, general studies,French, etc....

They are all currently working as
"BARISTAS" at Starbucks or bartenders and waitresses living at home with their parents doing BONG HITS in the basement and crying about their student loan payments..
dkeage Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 03-05-2004
Posts: 15,135
I sure could go for a millennial waitress and some bong hits in the basement....
bgz Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
^ This guy knows
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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Ted Cruz knows all about B.O.N.G. USERS AND SLACKERS...

HE's raising several kids destined for that exact future...

Remember his MOTTO:

"WHEN THE HEAT IN THE KITCHEN "GOES OFF" from a once in a 1,000 yr ice storm...the tough get going to the airport with 2 prices of luggage, sunglasses 😎 and a goofy hat running to the DALLAS/ FT.WORTH AIRPORT
TO VACATION IN C.A.N.C.U.N. and drink rum concoctions whilst smoking awesome primo cartel weed provided by favorable hotel concierges for the right price...

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frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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Posts: 44,211
I heard his father killed JFK
bgz Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 07-29-2014
Posts: 13,023
Can we get back to the millenial strippers and bong rips?

Remember the first principles of the measurement of happiness in life...

Hookers and blow...

But bong rips are a suitable replacement.
JGKAMIN Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,388
bgz wrote:
Remember the first principles of the measurement of happiness in life...

Hookers and blow...

But bong rips are a suitable replacement.

Explains why Hunter Biden is such an extremely happy fella…
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
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Posts: 19,359
Who the hell still uses BONGS ANY WHO????

I gUEsS BaRIStAS StILL DO?
JGKAMIN Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,388
Speaking of congress, student loans and mooching off the taxpayers…

Taxpayers have paid over $50M in student loan relief to Hill staff in last three years

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/house/taxpayer-student-loan-payment-staff-capitol-hill
borndead1 Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,215
Baristas on Bongs is a good band name.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,359
#11 borndead1

++1

A very cool band name...indeed!!!
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