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C.E.O. of roooskie oil company....falls out his hospital windowwwwwwww!!!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
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Sarcasm Liar Think

Yeahhhh....

RRRRIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!

Bwuhahahaha!!!!

I think he was really pooooooosh'ed
Out da' window by some FSB GOONS on the ex-KGB payroll...

LOTS OF RICH OLIGARCHS are finding quick and sudden departures from this earth lately ...

Main lesson learned....

You **** wit PUTIN...the richest man in the world ..you die by "accident" but your family only inherits part of your wealth...ka-ching goes the Putin cash register after every oligarch bites the dust...he flies in and takes most of your money...

Bump
Bump
Bump

Another one bites the dust ...

Bump
Bump
Bump....

And another one gone...


Another one gone....


Another one bites the dust....
Mr. Jones Offline
#2 Posted:
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Arrrrgggghhhhh!!!

Goes

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BWUHAHAHAHA!!!

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frankj1 Offline
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topped before bed time...
RayR Online
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Sounds like what happened to the former Secretary of Defense James Forrestal in 1949. Some people think he was really pooooooosh'ed too.

Or Frank Olson in 1953, the CIA scientist who was involved in LSD and mind control experiments but didn't want to play anymore.

DrafterX Offline
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Ya, da Clinton's hated those bassards... Mellow
bgz Offline
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RayR wrote:
Sounds like what happened to the former Secretary of Defense James Forrestal in 1949. Some people think he was really pooooooosh'ed too.

Or Frank Olson in 1953, the CIA scientist who was involved in LSD and mind control experiments but didn't want to play anymore.



Russians like to party like it's nine-teen-four-ty-nine

Kinda like Cuba with their dope ass old cars... except Russia likes to run experiments on observers in inertial frames of reference.

They're just celebrating Einstein's great achievement at all levels... after all, nobody thought more about people falling out windows than the great Einstein.
frankj1 Offline
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the amazing Richard (and Linda) Thompson's great song comes to mind...
Did She Jump or Was She Pushed?
from the great Shoot Out The Lights LP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WWVBnBMnqc
Mr. Jones Offline
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Awesome reference FRANK!!!

THEY? HE? in concert is definitely on my bucket list ???

A ticket to AUSTIN CITY LIMITS TAPING A SHOW WITH HIM would be perfect!!!
Or a ticket to a "Mountain Stage" taping performance in Charleston West Virginia would also be AWESOME...
AND A LOT CHEAPER TO PULL OFF...
frankj1 Offline
#9 Posted:
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might be just you and me into this all time great, Y.O.G.I.
Mr. Jones Offline
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THE NEW "MOST DANGEROUS OCCUPATION LIST "
HAS BEEN RELEASED:

#5 COAL MINER
#4 BOMB SQUAD DIFFUSER
#3 HELICOPTER PILOT
#2 "THE DEADLIEST CATCH" TV SHOW ACTOR

#1 RUSSIAN OLIGARCH PETROLEUM C.E.O
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted:
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and a Bed Bath Beyond CFO takes a header from the 18th floor.

That's gonna leave a mark.

Brewha Offline
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This reminds me of the stock market crash of '29.
Bankers were jumping out of their windows.
And gather lots of interest on the way down....
DrMaddVibe Offline
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https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/another-russian-energy-exec-found-dead-fell-overboard-boat-full-speed



быстрСС
Mr. Jones Offline
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That's is #8 the energy CEO TO "DIE BY ACCIDENT" since the start of the Ukraine war!!!!

Holey
Moe-Leee

PUTIN IS IN CHARGE AND AT LARGE... EVERYWHERE ALL OVER THE WORLD
HockeyDad Offline
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Those people just need to be more careful. Accidents happen.
Mr. Jones Offline
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LOL !!!

H.D. sez:

"SaFeTy fIRst foR roooooskies"
HockeyDad Offline
#17 Posted:
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They need one of those signs:

β€œIt has been X days since a CEO had an accident”
DrMaddVibe Offline
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https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/drowning-russian-executive-latest-string-mysterious-deaths
Brewha Offline
#19 Posted:
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I think Russia has the mafia curse…..
Mr. Jones Offline
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I'm pretty sure that Putin...

Used to spend maybeeee???

2 days? a month.... listening to dissident and traitor reports then prolly a few hours with his henchmen on who and how to kill these peeps by unfortunate "accidents"....

Nowadays....
I'm pretty sure he's doing it every S.I.n.g.L.e. freakin' day...
18 hours a day...
Day in
Day out...

It must be very very "taxinG" for der' pooo-pooo-pooo-tin...
And very very bad for hunnerts of dissidents every day..
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