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DaQueenBeez Offline
#751 Posted: Thu, Sep 29 2022, 8:03 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ideally, most ages and stages for purposes of general decorum. If not though, skip the social events and get a room.



Ideally...
Obviously I consider this less than ideal lol. And I’d prefer they didn’t get a room, honestly.

The spray bottle I use on the cat was suggested, but right now I’m looking at the super soaker we use on the crows that harass said cat, and I’m thinking it may be a decent multi-tasker...
DaQueenBeez Offline
#752 Posted: Thu, Sep 29 2022, 8:07 PM EST
Joined: 01-26-2007
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Side note: turns out my new crew responds disturbingly well to groaner dad jokes and fart humor. (3 girls in the whole class. Go figure.) if anyone has any good ones (appropriate for small people) that I can throw into the mix, I find myself looking to expand a repertoire I never really envisioned having in the first place...
MACS Offline
#753 Posted: Thu, Sep 29 2022, 8:18 PM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,774
All men should make coffee for their woman.

It says so right in the bible... "HEbrews"
frankj1 Offline
#754 Posted: Thu, Sep 29 2022, 8:52 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 44,221
DaQueenBeez wrote:
I’m usually looking for something a little more organic, but when you have a quota to meet, you take what openings you find!


You all good there, Frank?

yes ma'am


how old are these boys...like 5 or 6?

back then I liked this one:
What color is a belch?
Burple
Sunoverbeach Offline
#755 Posted: Thu, Sep 29 2022, 8:55 PM EST
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 14,665
Ahh, younglings! I took "Asking for me" in a different direction.

I remember when the boy was 13ish, we had to keep seeking out their latest hiding spot and breaking them apart. I was then directed to have a talk with him.
Me: You need to stay in common areas in the house. We didn't let you have your girlfriend over just so you could make out with her.
Boy: Why not?
Me: *Chit! There's a good answer to this. I know there is. Think, dammit!*

For dad jokes, you can find one or two if you search under the Politics forum for posts by Sunoverbeach for the last nine months
DrafterX Offline
#756 Posted: Fri, Sep 30 2022, 11:57 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,548
We need more jokes about Jade's momma... Mellow
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