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Last post 19 months ago by Whistlebritches. 9 replies replies.
Giant 2,254 lb Pumpkin..
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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 2:25 PM EST
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Turns out to be Jade's momma..

Film at 11... Mellow
RayR Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 2:43 PM EST
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Are you sayin' Jade's mama is so fat he entered her into a giant pumpkin contest? 🎃
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 3:58 PM EST
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She so fat she ate that pumpkin and had room for seconds.
HockeyDad Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 4:13 PM EST
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Jade’s momma is so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
tailgater Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 7:17 PM EST
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Peter Peter just tapped out to let Joey Chestnut take a stab at it.
Whistlebritches Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 7:46 PM EST
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Jade's mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 9:19 PM EST
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shouldn't you be in traction?
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Oct 11 2022, 10:36 PM EST
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IDK, but a good Yo Mama joke could leave him in stitches
Whistlebritches Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Oct 12 2022, 7:07 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
shouldn't you be in traction?



No.......jail maybe but not traction
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