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Last post 6 weeks ago by Stogie1020. 14 replies replies.
LeeBombed!!
Stogie1020 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 3,694
Holy hell...

I arrive at work today and there is a myster box from a certain Tennesee Shpo that I have NOT ordered from recently...

Inside is a handwritten note that says "Who wouldn't love a friend like Lee!"

And then a stuffed bag containing some AMAZING morsels:

LCA W.A. Fireworks
Nomad Chaotic 10nth Anniversary
EZ 10 Year Anniversary
Nomad Sweet Emotion
LCA Montenegro Batista
LCA Privada Watch Series: AP Silver

*picks jaw up off floor*

I mean, that's a seriously amazing selection of smokes.

Lee, you are far too generous of a BOTL, thank you.

Totally out of the blue and unprovoked, I might add.

Lee is the current king of the "drop-shipped sneak attack."
LeeBot Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 995
Glad it arrived Stogie.

That WA fireworks is a kinda big cigar, but I thought it was one of AJF's better ones.

I haven't smoked that EX 10th yet. Let me know what you think.

Oh, I dispute whether that was "unprovoked."
Sunoverbeach Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,200
You always dispute whether that was unprovoked.
delta1 Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 27,520
Lee swings for the fences...and connects...
clintCigar Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 05-14-2019
Posts: 4,345
Niceeeee wun!
Palama Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 20,262
With all the bombing that Lee has been doing, you’d think he’d be LOW by now…right? Think
Sunoverbeach Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,200
Indubitably
LeeBot Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 995
Shame on you

ram27bat

Not LOW!
Sunoverbeach Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,200
Sorry, but there's a 12hr statute of limitations during which low supply denials are accepted. As this has now expired, your denial has been disregarded.

Should've read the fine print.
LeeBot Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 995
I want the record to reflect that Stogie apparently had a retaliation box already picked, packed, and postage affixed when my box arrived. It had to be ready to launch because I took return fire the day before yesterday.

In fact, the timing for the "retaliation" was so quick, it makes me suspect that Jeff was already planning some kind of preemptive strike, in which case, it was unprovoked.

He sent me some sweet stogies I'm totally stoked about smoking. Including,

BWS NBK romusto
Buenaventura Cremas C100
Mil Días Edmundo
Viaje Piña Nohea
and
a 5ver of EX Blending Sessions Cigars

All of these are nh, except maybe the Mil Días, and I'm not sure about that. Thanks so much Jeff! I'm totally looking forward to these.
Sunoverbeach Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2017
Posts: 13,200
So, a box received on 10/11 is evidence that he had a preemptive strike ready to fire for the package he received on 9/12? I'm confused. Am I not calendaring correctly?
Palama Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 20,262
Sunoverbeach wrote:
So, a box received on 10/11 is evidence that he had a preemptive strike ready to fire for the package he received on 9/12? I'm confused. Am I not calendaring correctly?


Numbahs is hard. Brick wall
LeeBot Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2020
Posts: 995
Sunoverbeach wrote:
So, a box received on 10/11 is evidence that he had a preemptive strike ready to fire for the package he received on 9/12? I'm confused. Am I not calendaring correctly?


You're correct.

And so am I. It was preemptive.

You can't trust communists.
Stogie1020 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 12-19-2019
Posts: 3,694
The Party intelligensia are always to be trusted. Or else...

I hope you enjoy the smokes!
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