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Paul Pelsosi Attacked In Home Invasion
8trackdisco Offline
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https://www.newsnationnow.com

Hope Nancy sticks to her errrr "guns" and demands No Cash Bail for the assailant.
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Why does Jesse Smollett come to mind..?? Think
DrMaddVibe Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Why does Jesse Smollett come to mind..?? Think



Were you thinking about a Subway sammich?
8trackdisco Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Why does Jesse Smollett come to mind..?? Think


Am hopeful the assailant isn't the grandson/daughter of G. Gordon Liddy or something. Anxious
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Were you thinking about a Subway sammich?


Jarrod had nothing to do with it. Paul is a grown man.
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Is he though?


"Would Paul have been safer if he'd gone to jail for that DUI?"

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/nancy-pelosis-husband-violently-assaulted-sf-home-invasion

8trackdisco Offline
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Is he though?


"Would Paul have been safer if he'd gone to jail for that DUI?"

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/nancy-pelosis-husband-violently-assaulted-sf-home-invasion



Well, chronologically, yes.
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
RiverRatRuss Offline
#9 Posted:
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Nancy prolly wanted a BJ and he had to fend her off!!
KingoftheCove Offline
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Eh………….…..something smells fishy…
HockeyDad Offline
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This should be interesting to watch today.

I suspect the early assumption is that the assailant is Donald Trump and everyone is waiting for some sort of MAGA thing.

The reality is San Francisco has become a dangerous city and home invasion crimes are not unusual here.

No clue why Paul was at the city address. That property is just for residency in the district. Their real address is their vineyard estate at 11 Zinfandel Lane St Helena CA up in Napa county.
ZRX1200 Offline
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Is this the same house that someone 💩 in the driveway?
HockeyDad Offline
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Is this the same house that someone 💩 in the driveway?



Yes. It has been periodically vandalized by extreme left wing domestic terrorists.

They never go after 11 Zinfandel Lane because there are secret service there that might shoot you!
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HockeyDad wrote:
No clue why Paul was at the city address. That property is just for residency in the district. Their real address is their vineyard estate at 11 Zinfandel Lane St Helena CA up in Napa county.


Was there booze there?
DrafterX Offline
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I could sure go for some booze about now... Mellow
Mr. Jones Online
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He was going there to do N.E.F.A.R.I.O.U.S. DEEDS....

Not sure if the deeds were with male or female though by the looks-0-dat'-Ahole he swing both ways...

alleDgeDleY

He cant's cheat at 11 zinfandel Lane with prying eyes all around....unless he blows the male agents in a ring around the Rosie daisy chain...
Mr. Jones Online
#17 Posted:
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It was a...

"Hammer 🔨⚒️🔨⚒️ a.t.t.a.c.k."

Those are brutally b.r.u.t.a.l....

The ballpeen hammer is the "go to" regularly carried weapon of choice by the HELLS ANGELS 😇🙏

SOME POLITICO SAID PARAPHRASED...

"......We know where this type of violence is sanctioned and modeled ..."

MEX Cartel?
Hells Angels?
CRIPS?
BLOODS?
JOEY.... THE MAFIA GUY?
Mr. Jones Online
#18 Posted:
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The suspect was yelling ...

"Where is Nancy ?... where is Nancy ?


P.S. Paul is expected to make a "FULL RECOVERY" IN TIME...
that my friends is total B.S...
I am 66 and if I get hurt really bad...I never make a full recovery...
This fossil dip **** "Paul" is 82 ... he'll be hurtin' 🤕 for yrs to come ( & rightfully so ...anybody would..) , let alone the mental anguish it has brought on... he'll be affected for the rest of his life...for sure...

"Full recovery" is a B.S. PIPE DREAM STATEMENT...
he should've had a concealed carry permit given his situation and filled that home invader with L.E.A.D. but the
"Peace ..love ...and non gun owner" was a sitting duck...
DrafterX Offline
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Now they're saying Nancy was the target... Mellow
JGKAMIN Offline
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DrafterX wrote:
Now they're saying Nancy was the target... Mellow

The hit was staged and the target was a bump in the polls on the 8th.
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DrafterX wrote:
Now they're saying Nancy was the target... Mellow


Because she wears the pants in that family...got it.So easily confused.
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'Where's Nancy, where's Nancy..??' Paul shoulda just said, 'Next door'... Mellow
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Is this the same house that someone 💩 in the driveway?


Yea the Uber Driver came forward with Video, it was Nancy out moonlighting again, That cos the tax payers Millions to squelch...
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Info on the suspect David Depape:

https://heavy.com/news/david-depape/
DrafterX Offline
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Wonder why there wasn't a gun in da house..?? Think
HockeyDad Offline
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This is starting to sound like a pre-election publicity stunt.


Guy breaks into the residence at 2:30.

Police get called.

Guy screams “Where’s Nancy?” (She’s where the secret service detail is. No black SUVs, no Nancy)

Pelosi and assailant sit around and have tea until the police arrive.

At the scene, police observed both Pelosi and DePape holding onto the same hammer. They literally waited on the assault until the police arrived?

DePape pulled the hammer away and violently assaulted Pelosi with it right in front of the police.

82 year old Pelosi is bruised but will make a full recovery. (I also heard he is in the hospital having brain surgery)

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DrafterX wrote:
Wonder why there wasn't a gun in da house..?? Think


Guns are bad, M’kay? There isn’t even a gun store in San Francisco.
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HockeyDad wrote:
This is starting to sound like a pre-election publicity stunt.


Guy breaks into the residence at 2:30.

Police get called.

Guy screams “Where’s Nancy?” (She’s where the secret service detail is. No black SUVs, no Nancy)

Pelosi and assailant sit around and have tea until the police arrive.

At the scene, police observed both Pelosi and DePape holding onto the same hammer. They literally waited on the assault until the police arrived?

DePape pulled the hammer away and violently assaulted Pelosi with it right in front of the police.

82 year old Pelosi is bruised but will make a full recovery. (I also heard he is in the hospital having brain surgery)



Prolly all happend cuz he wouldn't let go of his Eggo!!!
DrafterX Offline
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DePape was arrested in his underwear..?? Wonder why he really wanted Nancy.?? Think
This guy is sicker than I thought... Mellow
RayR Offline
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Are you sayin' he was looking for some of this?

https://i.postimg.cc/k4Ly3mjV/pelosi.jpg

Rand Paul tweeted: “No one deserves to be assaulted. Unlike Nancy Pelosi’s daughter who celebrated my assault, I condemn this attack and wish Mr. Pelosi a speedy recovery,”

SMACK! Frying pan
DrMaddVibe Offline
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Chickens comin' home to roost.

Rats eating their own.
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HockeyDad wrote:
This is starting to sound like a pre-election publicity stunt.


Guy breaks into the residence at 2:30.

Police get called.

Guy screams “Where’s Nancy?” (She’s where the secret service detail is. No black SUVs, no Nancy)

Pelosi and assailant sit around and have tea until the police arrive.

At the scene, police observed both Pelosi and DePape holding onto the same hammer. They literally waited on the assault until the police arrived?

DePape pulled the hammer away and violently assaulted Pelosi with it right in front of the police.

82 year old Pelosi is bruised but will make a full recovery. (I also heard he is in the hospital having brain surgery)


Exactly, all sounds a bit fishy. An 82 year old gets woken up by an intruder 1/2 his age and is able to fend him off under the police arrive.
Mr. Jones Online
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This entire story is a clusterF**K FANTASY ON ACID....

HATE ASHBURY A.C.I.D....

IF some A-hole comes into my hut at 2:30 a.m....

He is going to gain 5lbs of LEAD WEIGHT INTO HIS FRAME
WITHIN 30 SECONDS....

THIS WHOLE STORY IS CONVOLUTED AND TOTAL B.S....

HE was an escort GAY MAN HAVING GAY SEX WITH AN 82 YR OLD WHO DIDNT PAY Eeemmmm ' enough $$$$ ...then the entire transaction went south like a lead balloon...
I'm pretty sure ?? It was a VILLAGE PEOPLE FANTASY PACKAGE DEAL.... A hard hat, a tool belt with tools/ i.e. hammer in it, & an inn'jun headdress and YMCA MUSIC WAS BLARING WHEN THE COPS ARRIVED....

IT WAS GAY SEX GOOOONNNEEE AWRYEEEEEE
FOR GODS SAKE...

alleDgeDleY
DrafterX Offline
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That's what I heard... Mellow
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When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands free umbrellas are going to be the chit
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands free umbrellas are going to be the chit


That's nice SOB, now what do you think about the adventures of the Pelosi Crime Family?
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Hammers, DUI'S, INSIDER Trading, MASSIVE FAKE RACK BREAST-TEEES, Goofy talking wit' her MITS whilst ranting out of breath and lossing train of thought, human **** in her driveway, HAIR DRESSER appointments during pandemic lockdowns...on and on and on....

Hmmmmmm just another day at the PELOSI tribe H.U.T....
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The sensible thing for her to do is resign.. or the voters should think about her safety and vote her out.. Mellow
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RayR wrote:
That's nice SOB, now what do you think about the adventures of the Pelosi Crime Family?

Oh, you know. Same thoughts as the ones that have been repeated here a few thousand times and shared by about 150,000,000 other people in the country..... give or take
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Jonsie story is more believable than the news so that’s what I’m going for.


Nobody knows Haight Ashbury paid dude bangs like Jonsie. Except maybe Victor808 but he never claimed the money on his taxes.
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It's Hammer Time!

U Can't Touch This.
Mr. Jones Online
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ZRX ????

Agree WITH then "ACCUSE ME" ...WTF?

I HAVE zero knowledge of what you infer...
U KNEEGROW-DAMUS F*K
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Many women want their outfit to be noticed. As a guy, I'd rather nobody notices my outfit so I can just wear it again the next day
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Police dispatch to Paul Pelosi home:

"RP (reporting person) stated there's a male in the home and that he's going to wait for his wife. RP stated that he doesn't know who the male is but he advised that his name is David and that he is a friend.”


DrMaddVibe Offline
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It's Cali-Lite but still the same situation but Lefty wants to tie this to MAGA and their Insurrection party.

Shameful really.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/nearly-20-seattle-shootings-happened-near-homeless-encampments

When you let the dogs off the porch...they gonna run.
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A ton of people is actually only about 12-15 bodies
BuckyB93 Offline
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Yeah, the major problem is... how do you dispose of them without getting caught?
ZRX1200 Offline
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Pretty sure you are supporting compost hookers.

Wait what we’re we talking about?
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#47 bucky

Answer

Turn them into SOYLENT GREen and feed it back to the
Homeless...then take them underground and force them to DIG TUNNELS FOR ILLUMINATI AND THE U.S. GUBMENT
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Why haven't they released the footage from the cameras on the house???
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