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It onlY tooK 8 yrS & 10 months to get thru to the girlfriend about the Halloween candy premise..
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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Oct 31 2022, 8:31 PM EST
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fog Brick wall Think Sarcasm

Ohhhh
Myyyyyy
Godddddd....

You go and buy the Halloween candy...several types of decent candy...

You hand out the candy that YOU DISLIKE FIRST....

YESSSSS...

THE CANDY YOU DISLIKE FIRSTTTT !!!

I.E. ANYTHING THAT HAS NUTS OR PEANUT BUTTER IN IT...

GIVE THAT AWAY FIRST !!

IF I WANT NUTS... I'LL GO BUY A CAN OF NUTS OR MIXED NUTS....

IF I WANT CHOCOLATE....

I WILL GO BUY SOLID CHOCOLATE, OR TRUFFLES OR CREMES OR COCONUT WITH CHOCOLATE OR JUST FRIGGIN SOLID CHOCOLATE...

NUTS AND CHOCOLATE DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER...

SOOOO,

all the Reese's pieces have gone bye bye...

All the Snickers flew the coup...

All the almond joy is ERRR ESSSS KAPUT....

NOW WHAT IS LEFT IS THREE MUSKETEERS, MOUNDS BARS AND REGULAR KIT KATS...

THANK GOD ALMIGHTY....

ALL THE PEANUT & NUT BULL**** CANDY HAS WALKED AWAY...

Leaving good regular normal chocolate candy...

Amen...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Oct 31 2022, 8:35 PM EST
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No Reese's cups?!? Now you're just talking crazy, Jonsey
HockeyDad Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Oct 31 2022, 10:50 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
No Reese's cups?!? Now you're just talking crazy, Jonsey


You know he tried to set off a dirty bomb in Lancaster PA, right?
BuckyB93 Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 12:12 AM EST
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He bought out the entire supply of CAO Flavors and dumped them on Main Street.
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 5:49 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
No Reese's cups?!? Now you're just talking crazy, Jonsey


I see what you did there... and damn near spit coffee out my nose.
MACS Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 5:51 AM EST
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And peanuts and chocolate belong together. They're like soul mates!

Hershey's with almonds, chocolate covered peanuts, snickers... hell yeah.
deadeyedick Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 6:05 AM EST
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I usually get a few snickers reading Jonsie's rants.
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 6:45 AM EST
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Deadpandick it should be...😁😁😁
clintCigar Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 12:47 PM EST
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LOL
JGKAMIN Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 4:46 PM EST
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No self respecting person from Jonesy’s neck of the woods is buying Mars candy when you have Hersheys right up the road.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 7:01 PM EST
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Hershey RULES
8trackdisco Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 7:32 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
fog Brick wall Think Sarcasm

NUTS AND CHOCOLATE DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER...



NOW I see why you were gaNGstAlked.

Pinko Commie!

Long live Snickers at Midnight (dark chocolate).
Mars bars.
Dark chocolate Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Turtles (chocolate, nuts and caramel).
Dark chocolate covered peanuts.

YOU sir... are nUtS!
dkeage Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Nov 1 2022, 7:46 PM EST
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JGKAMIN wrote:
No self respecting person from Jonesy’s neck of the woods is buying Mars candy when you have Hersheys right up the road.



Hershey Highway fan? Sarcasm
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