Musk: I might buy Twitter.
Twitter Execs: No!
Musk: Maybe I really want it.
TE: We said No! But maybe? (reminds me mixed dating signals in my twenties).
Musk: How many bots or fake accounts are there on this website?
TE: Well, okay, we'll sell to you.
Musk: I don't want it anymore.
TE: You said you'd buy it. If you don't, we'll sue you!
Musk: Well, guess it save me from getting sued and going to court. Guess I'll buy it.
TE: Yea! We win.
Musk: I'm dissolving the board and starting to clean house. Check your Twitter accounts tomorrow to see if you have jobs.
TE: This is awful! Why did we allow this monster to take over the company!
Beats the hell out of Real Housewives of ______ , daytime dramas or watching dried paint. chip.
Are you active Twits?