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Last post 2 months ago by DrafterX. 11 replies replies.
The AppLe sToRe craShER indenTiFied...it wAs CROS !!
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 17,773
Sarcasm

CROS was illegally driving a Toyota four runner when his special pediatric black Velcro triple soled gimp hoof got stuck between the gas pedal and the brake...

He tried to brake with his "my left foot"
Like Daniel day Lewis but was unsuccessful
At the attempt...and he can't move either leg or foot( cuz he's in a wheelchair) so the given excuse is moot point at best...

CROS is in special lockup do to threats on his life from Beyder and Beyder's seeeeestor... twice removed...by drainage ditch tractor mishaps gone awry...
frankj1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,905
not all that far from where I live.

nice movie reference...trying to remember if I saw it.
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 96,853
CROS has a limo.. he rides in da back... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 53,443
DrafterX wrote:
CROS has a limo.. he rides in da back... Mellow



he lost his license...now he don't drive...Whistle
tonygraz Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 08-11-2008
Posts: 19,079
It might have been 8 track.
Mr. Jones Offline
#6 Posted:
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Posts: 17,773
CROS DRIVES WIT HIS MOOOUUUUWWWFFFFF
& a joystick!!!

ASK FRANK...
frankj1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-08-2007
Posts: 42,905
absolutely true.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 53,443
So you have accountants to pay for it all???Whistle
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted:
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Posts: 17,773
Thanks BOO BOO !!
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted:
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Posts: 17,773
I twwwaauuuggghhhhtttt I saaawwww a poooottyyy cat !!!

Nope, it was CROS getting on a city bus via the wheelchair
Elevator lift....as I drove by he gave me the finger and yelled..

"F**k you jonsie!!! You'll never catch meeeeeeeee......."
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 96,853
doesn't everybody do that..?? Huh
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