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Last post 15 months ago by Mr. Jones. 17 replies replies.
It'S oFFicAL....Haiti the "sh#t hoLE" has become the NEW SOMOLIA
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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In the western hemisphere....

All of haiti's leaders have left the island...

Social CHAOS is the new normal...
Cholera outbreaks, no jobs, civil unrest,
Gangs control all the major cities...
Rubble and concrete litter the island,
Safe drinking water is barely available...

HAITI IS NOW LIKE LIVING IN:

"THUNDERDOME AND MAD MAX"

ONLY A MORON WOULD GO THERE NOW.

IM GUESSING THE GANGS WILL START HIJACKKNG SHIPS AND PRIVATE SAILBOATS JUST LIKE SOMOLIAN PIRATES IN EAST AFRICA...
Whistlebritches Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 04-23-2006
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Even as bad as it seems nothing and I mean NOTHING compares to Somalia...........ok Djibouti is a close second but they are kissing cousins.
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#3 Posted:
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Never been to Somalia or da booty, but I have first hand knowledge that at least in the early ‘80’s Haiti was without a doubt a complete and utter chithole. In fact, there were open sewer drains emptying directly in the streets of Port Au Prince.
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#4 Posted:
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I thought social chaos was the norm everywhere anymore
Whistlebritches Offline
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Abrignac wrote:
Never been to Somalia or da booty, but I have first hand knowledge that at least in the early ‘80’s Haiti was without a doubt a complete and utter chithole. In fact, there were open sewer drains emptying directly in the streets of Port Au Prince.



Open sewers were the norm in most 3rd world countries in the 80's.In Somalia you literally watched people die in the streets,hundreds fighting over a 50 lb sack of rice.Saddest thing I have ever witnessed..........all because crime lords intercepted over 90% of the relief goods to feed their mercenaries. I've been in some schitholes but none compare to this **** ing place
Mr. Jones Offline
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Yeah, it's LORD OF THE FLIES over in several African burgs..

The worst were the boy soldiers in Rwanda, angola, the DEM. REP. OF THE CONGO, And Those little f**kers in U.G.A.N.D.A. were the worst....blood thirsty WACKED OUT KHAT CHEWING PYSCHOPATHS who would kill anything that moved and laugh their asses off...sniping them from afar was the only solution.
A 7 yr old on HIGH Khat with an AK47 was a nightmare.
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#7 Posted:
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When those little ph#ks got a bottle of wagari ( Ugandan hootch
With 40% ethanol ) in one hand and a clear plastic bag or a strapped canvas satchel filled with Khat over their shoulder and a chopped off AK47 , IT WAS "GO TIME" w / the Winchester .308
BOLT...pop the sober ones first....they'd scurry like RATS, ... then "relocate" and pop the really f##ked up ones next...
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted:
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Gotta love a fine "SCOPED WINNY MODEL 70".....
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted:
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There's a lot of unfinished business there for the Clinton Foundation!

Better send in the Gates Foundation too!
ZRX1200 Offline
#10 Posted:
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Yeah I thought Hilldog’s brother was fixing the place up?
DrafterX Offline
#11 Posted:
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Sailed by Haiti the other day... I woulda stopped to straighten chit out if I had known... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#12 Posted:
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Were you looking for CROS?

Glad you’re back, you missed Celticbomber kidnapping rfenst to eat his brain and possibly some armpit stuff Mellow

Don’t wear tank tops until this case is solved Drafter.
DrafterX Offline
#13 Posted:
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Never saw CROS.... Sad

had a hard time finding 3XL tank-tops too... Mellow
tonygraz Offline
#14 Posted:
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Are you on a diet ?
8trackdisco Offline
#15 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
In the western hemisphere....

All of haiti's leaders have left the island...

Social CHAOS is the new normal...
Cholera outbreaks, no jobs, civil unrest,
Gangs control all the major cities...
Rubble and concrete litter the island,
Safe drinking water is barely available...

HAITI IS NOW LIKE LIVING IN:

"THUNDERDOME AND MAD MAX"

ONLY A MORON WOULD GO THERE NOW.

IM GUESSING THE GANGS WILL START HIJACKKNG SHIPS AND PRIVATE SAILBOATS JUST LIKE SOMOLIAN PIRATES IN EAST AFRICA...


I'm surprised they weren't a chithole one day prior to your posting.
You generally aren't late for a chithole party.
ZRX1200 Offline
#16 Posted:
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8 and Tony brutal today!
Mr. Jones Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
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10 Hatian Policemen were killed in the last week
in Port -A- Prince.

The Gan Grif gang has killed police and other enemies too...
The Gan Grif pose with bandanas, masks, and hoodies over their dead victims...plus these sick f**KS cut off the victims hands or feet then use them as cigarette holders as the smoke and pose for videos....

It's a rough place down there...getting a lot like SOMOLIA SLOWLY BUT SURELY...
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