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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 9:33 AM EST
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d'oh!

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/aw-root-beer-puts-pants-polarizing-mascot-bear-rooty-pants-mms-pauses-spokescandies
Stogie1020 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 11:39 AM EST
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Why, exactly, does a bear need pants?
DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 11:50 AM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Why, exactly, does a bear need pants?


So it has a place to store the honey.
JGKAMIN Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 1:20 PM EST
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Pants?!? But he was barely a bare bear…
Brewha Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 4:30 PM EST
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Can the social significance of this be understated?

Not talking
Stogie1020 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 4:35 PM EST
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They should weave his pants out of plastic straws.
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 7:45 PM EST
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#2 answer to stogie...

"Sooooo eeee'ssss junk don't hang out...all's furry ...and stuff ..."
Sunoverbeach Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 9:32 PM EST
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About time they started cracking down on this filth. That Porky Pig fugger's been flaunting his fanny for decades now.

In semi-related ridiculousness, the animated M&M mascots have been deemed too polarizing and are now canceled.
DrafterX Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 25 2023, 10:23 PM EST
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What happened to da California Raisins..?? Think
HockeyDad Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2023, 8:13 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
What happened to da California Raisins..?? Think


Democrats got them laid off and back on welfare.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2023, 8:14 AM EST
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I thought they dried up.

Didn't they find them at the new bottom of some scorched water reservoir?
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2023, 8:27 AM EST
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damn.... but the Keebler elves are still cool right..?? Huh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2023, 8:34 AM EST
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Yeah, they secured ADA compliance. They weren't all fruity about it.
Stogie1020 Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Jan 26 2023, 11:05 AM EST
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DrafterX wrote:
damn.... but the Keebler elves are still cool right..?? Huh

Ahem. "Keebler Small People"...


Troglodytes.
Krazeehorse Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Jan 28 2023, 12:48 PM EST
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Stogie1020 wrote:
Why, exactly, does a bear need pants?

Otherwise he’d be bare assed.
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