| 1. Author: bgz | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 3:34PM EST | |
Every girl’s nightmare just came true: A woman got a d1ldo stuck inside of her while it was still vibrating. Emma Claire Rowlands, the victim of the “deadly d1ldo,” must have had a little too much fun on Saturday morning, when she was having some one-on-one time with herself. She ended up in the hospital. What the heck, right? Can’t we ladies partake in this ONE pleasurable act without worrying about what’s going to end up inside of us? PLEASE? I can’t even imagine showing up to the emergency room and telling the doctor that my bowel area is vibrating because of an engulfed sex toy. But it seems like the embarrassment didn’t faze Emma: She actually posted a picture of herself in the emergency room on Facebook. Then, someone posted it on Imgur. The caption is hilarious. It reads, Quote:The case of the deadly d1ldo — when a bit of Saturday morning playtime results in spending the day in Wrexham hospital having a nice pink vibrator surgically removed from your bowel areas… whilst it’s still vibrating. If you can’t on a Saturday when can ya? Emma, you’re such a good sport for sharing your d1ldo dilemma with the internet. Kudos, girl. As sh1tty as this situation seems to be, something good actually came out of it. A company called Scandals saw Emma’s post and offered her a free d1ldo to replace the one that got stuck inside of her. That was nice of them, I guess? To make matters even more awkward, Emma’s boyfriend, Lee Miller, chimed in. He posted on Facebook about his girlfriend’s sex toy offer. At least they have a sense of humor, right? Well, hopefully Emma takes up their offer for a new d1ldo because it looks like she’s going to need it. I would take it easy down there for a while, though. Posted Drafter Style... news at 11 |
| 2. Author: bgz | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 3:37PM EST | |
And I used to get up and watch cartoons on Saturday mornings... kids these days. |
| 3. Author: rfenst | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 3:47PM EST | |
Reads like she likes it up the butt. |
| 4. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 3:47PM EST | |
chuckle |
| 5. Author: bgz | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 7:26PM EST | |
55 reads and 2 comments :/
A chick literally had to get a vibrator surgically removed from her ass while it was still vibrating, come on, this sh1t is thread worthy!!! |
| 6. Author: Krazeehorse | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 7:53PM EST | |
bgz wrote:55 reads and 2 comments :/
A chick literally had to get a vibrator surgically removed from her ass while it was still vibrating, come on, this sh1t is thread worthy!!! Not without pics. |
| 7. Author: Mr. Jones | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 8:04PM EST | |
She MUSTA HAD A BIG AZZ AND REKTUM...
Blocking a normal proctology entry?
WHY THE SURGERY?
Just go up there with a colonoscopy scope and grab it with the polyop cutter thang....
WHY cut open her NASTY AZZ???
Makes no sense. |
| 8. Author: bgz | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 8:23PM EST | |
Krazeehorse wrote:Not without pics. Oh, my bad... Original (the one I posted): http://elitedaily.com/news/pic-hospital-deadly-d1ldo/1631775/ Here's another one: http://metro.co.uk/2016/10/06/student-got-vibrator-stuck-up-her-backside-during-sex-with-boyfriend-6174685/ Oh, and then there's this.. pretty sure this is what you want to see: https://goo.gl/bCBcHy |
| 9. Author: jespear | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 9:03PM EST | |
I hope my wife doesn't see this thread . . . I'll NEVER be able to convince her to try anal.  |
| 10. Author: Abrignac | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 9:09PM EST | |
jespear wrote:I hope my wife doesn't see this thread . . . I'll NEVER be able to convince her to try anal. If she hasn't tried it yet, I doubt she ever will. |
| 11. Author: Thunder.Gerbil | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 9:31PM EST | |
Abrignac wrote:If she hasn't tried it yet, I doubt she ever will.
How are you so sure that he's not asking for her to pitch? |
| 12. Author: Abrignac | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 9:36PM EST | |
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:How are you so sure that he's not asking for her to pitch? Now that you put it that way.... |
| 13. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 10:15PM EST | |
Abrignac wrote:Now that you put it that way....
gerbs is truly like a genius. other than latkes, he is always right. |
| 14. Author: bgz | Date: Wed, 5/24/2017, 11:40PM EST | |
I think Gerbil is volunteering. Careful though, I don't know how many stories I've heard about anal play gone wrong with gerbils involved. |
| 15. Author: qmech | Date: Thu, 5/25/2017, 12:18AM EST | |
bgz I guess that you hang around with a different crowd?
Q |
| 16. Author: jespear | Date: Thu, 5/25/2017, 7:24AM EST | |
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:How are you so sure that he's not asking for her to pitch? Hey TG . . . The only thing that goes IN my arse is an occasional PREP H suppository, and my doctor's finger, every couple of years or so.Abrignac wrote:Now that you put it that way....
Really, Anthony ? You gonna dis me too ? I'm saddened.frankj1 wrote:gerbs is truly like a genius. other than latkes, he is always right.  Not this time, Rabbi .You guys are just fuggin' brutal !
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| 17. Author: bgz | Date: Thu, 5/25/2017, 9:59AM EST | |
qmech wrote:bgz I guess that you hang around with a different crowd?
Q I'm glad to hear that your hamster is alive and well sir! Me... I only hear stories, like on the news and stuff. If you guys perfected your thing, then that's great news, will keep PETA off your back... unless you're into that sort of thing too. |
| 18. Author: qmech | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 1:24AM EST | |
 I love PETA People Eating Tasty Animals.. The only things I would use a hamster, gerbil ...name your rodent is feeding a reptile... Q |
| 19. Author: qmech | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 1:30AM EST | |
Just Sayin'
Q
😯😯😯😯 |
| 20. Author: Stinkdyr | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 10:58AM EST | |
I especially like her shameless celebration of her 15 micro-seconds of fame...  |
| 21. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 11:03AM EST | |
rfenst wrote:Reads like she likes it up the butt. I wonder if she's into creepy, older, married guys...  |
| 22. Author: Abrignac | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 11:16AM EST | |
MACS wrote:I wonder if she's into creepy, older, married guys... Seems like the type to try anything once. See if T-Gerb can find her for you. Only took him a few minutes to find that tractor. |
| 23. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 11:19AM EST | |
Ah, yes... ol' Tgerbs... cigarbid's own snopes. |
| 24. Author: Stinkdyr | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 11:45AM EST | |
http://frank151.com/learn-more-about-what-was-once-acceptable-as-advertisement-in-history/63/ ...maybe she was just trying to brush her bung. |
| 25. Author: Thunder.Gerbil | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 12:34PM EST | |
jespear wrote:Hey TG . . . The only thing that goes IN my arse is an occasional PREP H suppository, and my doctor's finger, every couple of years or so.
So, you're saying you have practice.  |
| 26. Author: jespear | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 12:49PM EST | |
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:So, you're saying you have practice.  |
| 27. Author: Buckwheat | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 12:57PM EST | |
jespear wrote:I hope my wife doesn't see this thread . . . I'll NEVER be able to convince her to try anal. And why would you want to convince her to try it? What's wrong with just normal f*(king?  |
| 28. Author: Abrignac | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 1:42PM EST | |
Thunder.Gerbil wrote:So, you're saying you have practice. Yep sounds like training to me. |
| 29. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 2:20PM EST | |
Try to convince her????
Bunch of sissy looloos here......I tell my broad what she's going to do, and if she's gonna like it or not. |
| 30. Author: MACS | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 2:50PM EST | |
ZRX1200 wrote:Try to convince her????
Bunch of sissy looloos here......I tell my broad what she's going to do, and if she's gonna like it or not. Then you wake up and cook her breakfast. |
| 31. Author: Abrignac | Date: Fri, 5/26/2017, 4:44PM EST | |
Why? I mean if there is another receptacle nearby.... Seems awfully close to pitching to a gay guy if you ask me. |
