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1. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 9:22AM EST
Authorities in Maryland have charged a 7-year-old boy after they say he urinated on steaks a neighbor was grilling in his backyard.

The St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office says a deputy responded to a home on Hawthorn Way in Lexington Park on June 6 after the victim contacted them for a report of destruction of property.

The investigation found that the boy urinated off the roof of his home onto the victim’s grill, and the incident was caught on camera by a witness, according to the sheriff’s office.

The 7-year-old boy was charged with one count of malicious destruction of property of $1,000.

Film at 11.... Mellow
2. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 9:27AM EST
Bahahaha! Must have been horrible neighbors for the kid to get on his roof and do something like this. I am sure they deserved it. Poor kid..
3. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 9:44AM EST
maybe the kid is just an azzhole... Mellow
4. Author: ZRX1200Date: Fri, 6/23/2017, 9:58AM EST
That's some expensive steaks
5. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:05AM EST
True.. true.. prolly a new grill and disinfection of the patio too.... plus they prolly had to go eat steak out somewhere.... Mellow
6. Author: rfenstDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:08AM EST
LMAO!
7. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:48AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
maybe the kid is just an azzhole... Mellow


True...that is possible. If that is the case, the parents should be charged rather than the kid...obviously they aren't doing something right.
8. Author: bgzDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:51AM EST
I just can't get that Calvin and Hobbes window sticker out of my head with Calvin peeing with that sh17 grin on his face.
9. Author: jjaneckaDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:58AM EST
Who the hell left the grill cover open?
10. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:58AM EST
I never understood why someone would put those on their cars... Mellow
11. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:59AM EST
bgz wrote:
I just can't get that Calvin and Hobbes window sticker out of my head with Calvin peeing with that sh17 grin on his face.


+1
Applause
12. Author: tamapatomDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 3:46PM EST
I understand that urine is sterile. He might have been concerned that his neighbor's steak was getting contaminated on the unclean grill surface and needed to be rinsed off. A community service.
13. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 6/25/2017, 8:52PM EST
how did a 7 year old get on the roof?
14. Author: danmdevriesDate: Sun, 6/25/2017, 8:57PM EST
frankj1 wrote:
how did a 7 year old get on the roof?


Climbed probably.
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