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3 Wishes
1. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:02AM EST
Say you found an old beer bottle on the beach. When you picked up, a drunk genie came out and granted you 3 wishes. What would you wish for?

Me:

1. Unlimited money.
2. World peace
3. For everyone in the world to know the facts about creation/God (no matter what they are).

2. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:03AM EST
read a book hank...
3. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:06AM EST
what does the Genie look like..?? Huh
4. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:07AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
what does the Genie look like..?? Huh


Whatever you want it to look like...
5. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:18AM EST
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
Say you found an old beer bottle on the beach. When you picked up, a drunk genie came out and granted you 3 wishes. What would you wish for?

Me:

1. Unlimited money.
2. World peace
3. For everyone in the world to know the facts about creation/God (no matter what they are).


1.Whirled Peas
2.A 12" Pianist
3.I'd like to buy the world a Coke...............Whistle

6. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:22AM EST
Since my first list was boring...

1. For MACS (and anyone else who has my posts blocked) to unblock me and read my posts.
2. A walk in humidor filled with the world's best cigars.
3. For Drafter to stop sending me PM's asking for nudes.
7. Author: bgzDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:47AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
what does the Genie look like..?? Huh


Al Bundy.
8. Author: bgzDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 11:50AM EST
What are we talking about anyway, hank say something stupid again?
9. Author: tamapatomDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 12:11PM EST
My first wish would be for the genie to grant me unlimited wishes. Now you guys can have the other two as long as you don't wish me to loose my unlimited wishes.....or wish for me to be dead before I have the chance to use one of my unlimited wishes to take your wish away or smite you back first............Never mind, it is easier for me to keep all the wishes. I wish this thread never was started! ........crap, lost one of them already.
10. Author: jjaneckaDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 12:27PM EST
I would immediately inform a priest that a demon has been summoned from a lamp and perform an excorsism.
11. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 12:29PM EST
that would be gay... Mellow
12. Author: jjaneckaDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 12:33PM EST
Nah f'ck that it's not worth my everlasting soul.
13. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 12:36PM EST
if you wished for immortality you wouldn't have to worry about your soul... Mellow
14. Author: BuckwheatDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 12:40PM EST
"If I had one wish that I could wish, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Margot Robbie and that model Bianca somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody." - SM
Beer
15. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 12:56PM EST
Mellow
16. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 1:43PM EST
I change my third...

...for everyone on this board to respect me..big wish, I know. Or at least to not give me crap about random posts that are no different than random posts by others.

ha
17. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 1:46PM EST
or you could just wish for their whackers to fall off... Mellow
18. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 1:48PM EST
DrafterX wrote:
or you could just wish for their whackers to fall off... Mellow


That would be fantastic! ha
Applause
19. Author: tamapatomDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 1:53PM EST
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I change my third...

...for everyone on this board to respect me..big wish, I know. Or at least to not give me crap about random posts that are no different than random posts by others.

ha
But yours are special........crap is a form of respect here. The rest of us don't need any respect.
20. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 2:03PM EST
tamapatom wrote:
But yours are special........crap is a form of respect here. The rest of us don't need any respect.


I am "special", I know that. Can't believe you guys make fun of a slow person like myself. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
21. Author: DrafterXDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 2:06PM EST
Never go full tard.. Shame on you
22. Author: tamapatomDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 3:52PM EST
Stupid is as stupid does.
23. Author: bgzDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 3:55PM EST
Another option for Buckwheat... Power first, then you don't need the other two wishes, .. n wishes.

Save the last 2 for that emergency midnight sandwich or something.
24. Author: jjaneckaDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 4:30PM EST
Hank it's against the law for me to suggest a certain action now that that girl suggested it to her boyfriend and he died...
25. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 6/23/2017, 7:30PM EST
jjanecka wrote:
I would immediately inform a priest that a demon has been summoned from a lamp and perform an circumcision.


FIFY
26. Author: jjaneckaDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 7:33PM EST
Better get Rabbi Frank!
27. Author: RMAN4443Date: Fri, 6/23/2017, 7:35PM EST
Hank_The_Tank wrote:
I change my third...

...for everyone on this board to respect me..big wish, I know. Or at least to not give me crap about random posts that are no different than random posts by others.

ha

You can't get respect by wishing for it......it has to be earned
28. Author: jjaneckaDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 8:04PM EST
Yeah and the only way you can earn it is if Frank gets to circumsize you.
29. Author: BuckwheatDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 8:41PM EST
bgz wrote:
Another option for Buckwheat... Power first, then you don't need the other two wishes, .. n wishes.

Save the last 2 for that emergency midnight sandwich or something.


You all don't have very good memory of classic television. fog
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/steven-martins-holiday-wish/n9507?snl=1
30. Author: bgzDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 9:39PM EST
Well, that ain't it, I just don't watch Saturday night live.... My bad for screwing up the joke.

I'll take my ten lashes and an hour of hanging out with Hank.
31. Author: BuckwheatDate: Fri, 6/23/2017, 10:51PM EST
bgz wrote:
Well, that ain't it, I just don't watch Saturday night live.... My bad for screwing up the joke.

I'll take my ten lashes and an hour of hanging out with Hank.


Sorry but enjoy these old favorites.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/ask-president-carter/n8649?snl=1
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/point-counterpoint-lee-marvin-and-michelle-triola/2846665
Beer
32. Author: SteveSDate: Sat, 6/24/2017, 12:41AM EST
RMAN4443 wrote:
You can't get respect by wishing for it......it has to be earned


^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
33. Author: gummy jonesDate: Sat, 6/24/2017, 8:15AM EST
You would probably wish that that incinerated thong was magically reformed
34. Author: RMAN4443Date: Sat, 6/24/2017, 9:14AM EST
DrafterX wrote:
or you could just wish for their whackers to fall off... Mellow

OH chit.........my whacker just fell off!!!!!!!! Anxious
35. Author: HmhainesDate: Sun, 6/25/2017, 6:36PM EST
I'm a selfish funk. Here's what I'd wish for:

1: One night with Rita Hayworth in 1946
2: The chance to restart my life having been born in 1933 instead of '93
3: The guarantee that I'll be a good father
36. Author: frankj1Date: Sun, 6/25/2017, 9:27PM EST
jjanecka wrote:
Yeah and the only way you can earn it is if Frank gets to circumsize you.

eeeewww!
37. Author: bgzDate: Sun, 6/25/2017, 9:32PM EST
jjanecka wrote:
Yeah and the only way I could earn it is by letting Frank circumsize me.



EWwwwww!
38. Author: jjaneckaDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 8:41AM EST
I think he did a fair job. For his first time it's pretty symmetrical..
39. Author: bgzDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 11:19AM EST
Let me guess his tools...

pliers, vice grips and a box cutter.
40. Author: Mattie BDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 11:45AM EST
Hank,

I'm going to share some advice that you will hopefully consider.

Don't seek approval from anyone here. It's been said that many of these personalities are here for amusement only. In other words, they aren't genuine.

I believe that anyone who has met me at herfs would say, "he's the same guy in person". The same can't be said about other people here.

You seem like a good enough guy. I'd go fishing with you or just hangout.

Do you, and forget what other folks think.


And to play along without much thought....

Family health
Family honor(doing what's right)
A lifetime of being content and happy.
41. Author: Hank_The_TankDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 11:49AM EST
Mattie!

It isn't so much their approval I seek, just to not be treated like the red headed step child of the group (when I post random things that are no crazier than posts from others). hahaha
42. Author: bgzDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:07PM EST
Mattie B wrote:
Hank,

I'm going to share some advice that you will hopefully consider.

Don't seek approval from anyone here. It's been said that many of these personalities are here for amusement only. In other words, they aren't genuine.

I believe that anyone who has met me at herfs would say, "he's the same guy in person". The same can't be said about other people here.

You seem like a good enough guy. I'd go fishing with you or just hangout.

Do you, and forget what other folks think.


And to play along without much thought....

Family health
Family honor(doing what's right)
A lifetime of being content and happy.


Didn't you rage quit?

43. Author: Mattie BDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:15PM EST
More like "fed up" quit.

I don't rage on a keyboard.
44. Author: opelmanta1900Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:19PM EST
Mattie B wrote:
More like "fed up" quit.

I don't rage on a keyboard.

Doesn't look to me like you quit..
45. Author: Mattie BDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:23PM EST
I guess not.

Maybe call it, "frustrated pause".


Beauty in life is that minds can change. I guess I missed some of the guys around here.
46. Author: bgzDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:34PM EST
Mattie B wrote:
More like "fed up" quit.

I don't rage on a keyboard.



RaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAaage!


You don't rage on a keyboard?

I do, you know how many enter keys I've busted?


Edit...

You sure did seem like you were raging though... I could picture you doing the two finger crazy angry face with your shoulders bunched up, pounding the keys... Pretty sure it was something like that.

I've seen captain-save-a-hos rage IRL, can't imagine you looked any different from behind a screen, rofl.
47. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:43PM EST
Mattie B!
48. Author: frankj1Date: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:44PM EST
jjanecka wrote:
I think he did a fair job. For his first time it's pretty symmetrical..

you did say take a little off the top, no?

where's tg to say "it won't be long now"?
49. Author: itsawaldoDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 12:50PM EST
I may semi-retired, not my choice, but I was in sales, I did alright for a long time.

I'd need 5 so I would ask for 7 and negotiate down to five, then I could include my wife and GF.
50. Author: jjaneckaDate: Mon, 6/26/2017, 2:04PM EST
Frank, I think the exact words were "an inch, give or take."

Boy am I regretting that joke...
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