Should they match the carpet???

Carpet is overrated.

Drapes don't matter, Shead the carpet, I prefer bare floors

LOL No I prefer slate or finished ceramic tile. Slick as a babbies butt. Especially when you get it all oiled up.

I am still trying to figure out where you all come up with Ewok is talking about Phallic objects? LOL

Ahh I think I figured it out..... Let me grab my notepad. Ok you all lay down on the couch, Now... Did you have daddy issues when growing up and how did that make you feel? I have a little ewok doll here, Now I want you point to the area on the doll where your mommy touched you. bgz NO NO NO! QUIT HUMPING THE EWOK DOLL! Now, I would like to know why did you do the things you did to that chicken? How did you feel after you blew the cat then stuck it in the microwave? After reading my notes here on the answers you all have given, I think we are going to have to get you all a more experienced Psychologist, Also after administering the Rorschach test to each of you and every blott you all see COCK is the response from each of you, well that is just not normal. Besides you are all making me very uncomfortable staring at my package while we try to talk, AND NO! I do not have a chicken or a cat you can take home! But, I will give you all a blow pop sucker to tide your desires over until you can get home.

This is a cigar forum. As long as the cuffs & collars match, most don't care about the damn drapes.

Dont read it

or

figure it out,

I am not

catering to your

candy ass

big boy

lmaooo. Its a paragraph for christ sake. Man my wife is not this needy!

It must be embarrassing to be you. I mean, you read my post... in which I referenced hair and pubic hair... and yet you still seem to think I "missed" a cuffs and collars reference...

My comment was two steps past that. Please try to keep up, and if you can't please don't try to slow the rest of the group down.

Geez, you're like the last buffalo in a stampede.

Bwhahahahaha Nope not needy at all honestly.






No need to feel for my wife shes a very happy young lady.






I would rather have taste in oily ceramics vs nasty ass carpet. (Scroll down VVV)




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Try text to speech! or are you more deaf than I as well?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I hope not lf so then Ooops lol

Text me before and after pics. I’ll let you know what I like better.

I get to see women naked all the time Thank God for them internets

If you get that far, what's it matter anyway?

Kris Draper was a monster of a player.

The abuse he took from cheapshot artist Claude Lemieux propelled the Detroit Red Wings to punish the Avalanche with impunity after that.

Pretty sure TW had a weird uncle that took care of that..

Drapes, shaggy carpets, hardwood floors! Hmmm
If my grandkids read this I'd have to try and convince him this was a interior decorators thread.

noobs!

Haha, how could I have forgotten about this post

I like a short carpet

That's the rare pink snapper. Only found in the deepest and darkest places of party towns and cities. Usually at raves, after-hours clubs, and various music venues. That's a good catch.

My Wife wanted blinds - which was a life saver.
If it was not for those blinds, it would have been curtains for me....

That's awesome!