| 1. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 1:31AM EST | |
A rotting fish?
Puke? |
| 2. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 1:36AM EST | |
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| 3. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 1:39AM EST | |
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| 4. Author: cacman | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 2:06AM EST | |
Some good ganja!
Define "stinkyest" |
| 5. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 2:17AM EST | |
A burning dead body is about the worst I have ever witnessed. |
| 6. Author: tamapatom | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 6:49AM EST | |
Dead oppossum in crawlspace - worst........dead largemouth bass in crawlspace - not as bad. Having to crawl under and get it - the worst. |
| 7. Author: jespear | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 8:46AM EST | |
The stench in the morgue during the autopsy of a man who drove his truck off a pier into the Delaware river and spent three days underwater before being found. WORST smell I have EVER experienced. Foul with a capital F !  |
| 8. Author: dstieger | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 10:08AM EST | |
I once thought it was durian. In Thailand, there are signs saying that you can't even bring it inside a lot of establishments.
But, that doesn't come close to jespear's.
While doing ops in the Caribbean one summer day, our ship came upon a floater. Plane had crashed a week earlier. Sent a team out in a small boat....when they tried to pull the body aboard, pieces of flesh came off in their hands. They brought what they could on board -- the smell permeated every inch of the ship.....by far the worst thing I've ever smelled. That was 25 years ago.....I can still remember exactly what it smelled like |
| 9. Author: abjd14 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 10:10AM EST | |
Someone else's fart |
| 10. Author: dstieger | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 10:18AM EST | |
not mine....mine are awesome |
| 11. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 10:43AM EST | |
Drafter following fleet week |
| 12. Author: danmdevries | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 10:50AM EST | |
Ischemic bowels.
It's rotting dead person smell, but they're alive and secreting concentrated dead body goo. |
| 13. Author: teedubbya | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 10:53AM EST | |
teedubbya wrote:Drafter following fleet week danmdevries wrote:Ischemic bowels.
It's rotting dead person smell, but they're alive and secreting concentrated dead body goo. You copied my answer |
| 14. Author: Buckwheat | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 11:00AM EST | |
The sewers under the Stockyards in Butchertown, Louisville, KY when they were still active. Chit, rendered fat, hair and blood was dumped into them for nearly a century before I had to collect samples from them.  amp; |
| 15. Author: Gene363 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 11:11AM EST | |
Dead things rotting or the smell of putrescine, also found in the gut of mammals, hence the fart response of: "There is not way you ate that, something crawled up your azz and died!" Putrescine, a foul-smelling compound, NH(CH)NH, produced by bacterial fermentation of protein and in the normal metabolism of mammals. |
| 16. Author: Hank_The_Tank | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 12:12PM EST | |
Trash day in NYC is pretty terrible. It was making people in our group puke. Nasty.
Burning flesh is pretty bad, so is anything soaking in formaldehyde---our cat dissection in HS was horrific. |
| 17. Author: edin508 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 5:31PM EST | |
My feet after a long hot day in work. |
| 18. Author: Cathcam13 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 5:49PM EST | |
The stinkiest smell is when you get sprayed in the face by a skunk. It takes months for your smeller to return to normal. I was 7 or 8 and went to find my grandfather and accidentally ran into one. |
| 19. Author: tailgater | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 6:09PM EST | |
There are some nasty, foul odors that are much worse than your everyday vomit.
But the smell of vomit is the only odor that makes me want to puke.
Instant gag reflex.
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| 20. Author: tailgater | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 6:10PM EST | |
Wait.
Foul burps.
Again, a bad fart easily out-smells a bad burp.
But the burp makes me want to puke.
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| 21. Author: Cathcam13 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 6:14PM EST | |
You, Sir have never been around my sister. When that girl farts you leave the room gagging. |
| 22. Author: jespear | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 8:29PM EST | |
dstieger wrote:I once thought it was durian. In Thailand, there are signs saying that you can't even bring it inside a lot of establishments.
But, that doesn't come close to jespear's.
While doing ops in the Caribbean one summer day, our ship came upon a floater. Plane had crashed a week earlier. Sent a team out in a small boat....when they tried to pull the body aboard, pieces of flesh came off in their hands. They brought what they could on board -- the smell permeated every inch of the ship.....by far the worst thing I've ever smelled. That was 25 years ago.....I can still remember exactly what it smelled like Yep . . . You know what I'm talkin' 'bout ! 43 years ago, and I'll NEVER forget it. |
| 23. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 8:45PM EST | |
#1.Back in the late 80's I was deployed to Central America.Lots of night recon along the coast in small boats.One night we're darked out sitting outside a channel where several rivers converge.At first I thought someone took a wicked grumpy in the duty bucket.........then we all started to gag.About a dozen Dead Sea turtles had floated right into our location.This was midsummer.........Hot 90-100 degree days.Don't know how they died or why.All I know for sure is worst most awful smell on earth.I think all 6 of us puked.We broke silence and fired up to get upwind.Took 3-4 days to get the smell out of my head.
2.Mumbai India.........every corner you go around a new disgusting odor hits you in the face.I've never smelled more death anywhere on earth. |
| 24. Author: jjanecka | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 8:49PM EST | |
+1 to Mumbai wistlebritches. I didn't know I could smell fish wharves, rotting chit, and diesel all in one single whiff but I've never had a better time on this earth than I had in Maximum City. |
| 25. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 9:55PM EST | |
I smell that you stink |
| 26. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 2/21/2018, 9:56PM EST | |
Ray, there's something wrong with you |
| 27. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 1:00AM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:Ray, there's something wrong with you I know right! Deodorant and cologne doesn't even help....Maybe I should shower? |
| 28. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 1:35AM EST | |
A homeless man's nasty feet. |
| 29. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 1:44AM EST | |
MACS wrote:A homeless man's nasty feet. I hate to ask but how would you that? |
| 30. Author: MACS | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 1:49AM EST | |
fishinguitarman wrote:I hate to ask but how would you that? Hello... I work in a jail. |
| 31. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 1:52AM EST | |
LMAO! I forgot! |
| 32. Author: Buckwheat | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 9:59AM EST | |
Methyl methacrylate. It's a true assault on all of the senses! Smells like rotting fish & burnt hair times ten thousand. |
| 33. Author: MCAddict | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 6:31PM EST | |
Having suffered painfull fecal incontinency post rectal cancer treatment and the subsequent colostomy, I have personally weathered a vast spectrum foulness since 2012. If weaponized, it could clear at least a 25ft radius. TMI...but true.🤢 |
| 34. Author: MCAddict | Date: Thu, 2/22/2018, 6:45PM EST | |
My 18 year old Chihuahua’s breath also comes to mind. |
| 35. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Fri, 2/23/2018, 1:53AM EST | |
I walked in my cabin once and evidently somebody tried to steal my Frig. We had venison, chicken, etc. in there hadn't been
there in 3 weeks...it was unplugged and I had to clean it. Temps had been in the 90's for a long time Gagamaggot! |
| 36. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Fri, 2/23/2018, 3:03AM EST | |
fishinguitarman wrote:I walked in my cabin once and evidently somebody tried to steal my Frig. We had venison, chicken, etc. in there hadn't been
there in 3 weeks...it was unplugged and I had to clean it. Temps had been in the 90's for a long time Gagamaggot! This is a bad smell for sure. My dad had this happen once. He had about one thousand dollar investment worth of meat in the freezer that he had gotten that season and lost it all. It was a shame for him to lose all 3 doves.  |
| 37. Author: MojoFilter | Date: Fri, 2/23/2018, 9:02AM EST | |
Kimchi breath. |
| 38. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Fri, 2/23/2018, 10:23AM EST | |
Don't tell her I said this, but some of the chit my wife cooks and expects me to eat for dinner ......I mean really, meatloaf shouldn't smell like that  |
| 39. Author: fishinguitarman | Date: Fri, 2/23/2018, 1:16PM EST | |
Ewok126 wrote:This is a bad smell for sure. My dad had this happen once. He had about one thousand dollar investment worth of meat in the freezer that he had gotten that season and lost it all. It was a shame for him to lose all 3 doves. ALL THREE??????????????????? |
| 40. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Fri, 2/23/2018, 10:37PM EST | |
fishinguitarman wrote:ALL THREE??????????????????? I hope he means buckets full..........that's how we count ours in Texas. |
| 41. Author: NapalmMan67 | Date: Sun, 2/25/2018, 10:34AM EST | |
The stinkiest smell? A $3 hookeres vajajay after a weekend bash at the 4th of July bikers rally.
Otherwise, it was a Japanese guy that I used to work with, his breath smelled worse than rotting flesh. He had a 12x12 office that had a cloud of putrid stink in it, anytime we'd walk by and the door was open- we'd politely close it for him. |
| 42. Author: MACS | Date: Sun, 2/25/2018, 8:42PM EST | |
One of the girls I work with says, "hands down... tweaker's cooch". I almost fell over when she said it. I was like... what the hell? When they're changed out, especially for drug charges, they search all articles of clothing. She said she damn near threw up. |
| 43. Author: HuckFinn | Date: Sun, 2/25/2018, 8:48PM EST | |
Been trying to diet.
Have to remember to drop in to this thread when I get the munchies |
