| 51. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Mon, 1/21/2019, 8:13PM EST | |
Whistlebritches wrote:I was heavy breathing last night...…..but I gotta say your Mom is great in the sack. Holy chit, Yep he went there. |
| 52. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Mon, 1/21/2019, 8:15PM EST | |
Ewok126 wrote:Holy chit, Yep he went there. Victor knows I love him...…..like a redheaded stepchild with a lisp |
| 53. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Mon, 1/21/2019, 8:25PM EST | |
Whistlebritches wrote:Victor knows I love him...…..like a redheaded stepchild with a lisp I do not doubt! I thought for a second you was going to say Like a "redheaded stepchild with no teeth" but you got to live in Virginia for that. |
| 54. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 2:00PM EST | |
I mean... As long as it's not a redheaded stepchild with dementia...
Cuz I really don't want to turn whistle on too much. |
| 55. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 4:02PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:I mean... As long as it's not a redheaded stepchild with dementia...
Cuz I really don't want to turn whistle on too much. Ah man, you mean he is one of those you got to ease into things? I would have started him out on the ultimate. The redheaded stepchild with no teeth, dementia and no legs.  |
| 56. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 4:04PM EST | |
Given who he said he got off of... You're gonna have to add in "wearing a soiled diaper", "not aware of surroundings" and "not able to move any limbs"...
But hey... If that's what turns him on, I guess he can go for it. |
| 57. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 4:13PM EST | |
Well, I was thinking they got to be able to move at least one arm. This way he can get the claw marks on his back for prosperity sake. Also so they can tap out when they have had enough. Most important though, so they can help guide him in. I mean if not for this then you just mine as well give him a 2x4 with a red wig glued on top and a face drawn with a sharpie. |
| 58. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 4:19PM EST | |
S**t ewok... I don't dictate what gets whistles crank going. I just point it out. |
| 59. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 4:21PM EST | |
If he wants overweight, incontinent, immobile, locked in Sr citizens... Then that's his fetish.
Maybe he likes it because that's all that he can get? |
| 60. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 4:36PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:If he wants overweight, incontinent, immobile, locked in Sr citizens... Then that's his fetish.
Maybe he likes it because that's all that he can get? True, True indeed. I don't judge, I just try to point to other expanding horizons for folks and let them decide. I will have to say though it got me to thinking. We could take up a donation, get him the 2x4, glue on the red wig, call Hank in with his sharpies to do the facial art work, Build a single mechanical arm to attach to it that smacks him on the back every 3.2 seconds, and get some one that has a drill that can put the 1/4 inch holes on front, back, and top. I will chit in the diaper to put on it. Then have everyone pray to what ever god for a weeks worth of beautiful sunsets and sunrises for mood lighting.  |
| 61. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 5:12PM EST | |
Hmm... I mean....
Why bother making him a dummy to screw?
The Alzheimer's care facilities are full of potential suitors for him. I used to see dozens...
If he really wants a treat he can get a job at hacienda healthcare... |
| 62. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 7:33PM EST | |
victor809 wrote:Hmm... I mean....
Why bother making him a dummy to screw?
The Alzheimer's care facilities are full of potential suitors for him. I used to see dozens...
If he really wants a treat he can get a job at hacienda healthcare... I was just thinking something like the umbrella Christmas Trees. Easy to put up, take down and store in the closet. Save him some gas money driving to the healthcare facilities. Easy access when ever he wants I would think is always a plus. Then again my thinker is broke so yeah.... |
| 63. Author: Whistlebritches | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 7:35PM EST | |
You mofo's are too much.I'm quite satisfied with my Mrs
Now bofe of you.....BITE ME |
| 64. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 7:39PM EST | |
I got my teeth in, Come ON !  |
| 65. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 7:55PM EST | |
Whistle... If you were so satisfied with your mrs you wouldn't be humping piles of Ash...
Or have fantasies about overweight incapacitated dementia patients...
But hey... Whatever "arrangement" you have with your mrs is really between the two of you.
Do you have her wear a fat suit and lay completely still and pee herself so you can get it up? |
| 66. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 7:56PM EST | |
...no... Really... Don't tell us...it's between the two of you...
Do you have to stick it in an urn of cigar Ash to finish??
No... Actually... Don't tell us... |
| 67. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 7:59PM EST | |
I've got a trainwreck level of fascination with your fetish...
I dont want to know, but I can't stop asking. |
| 68. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 8:00PM EST | |
Is it the rashes under their saggy improperly cleaned breasts that do it for you? |
| 69. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 8:19PM EST | |
to answer the OP...this is what is going on with cigarbid. |
| 70. Author: victor809 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 8:26PM EST | |
HAHAHAHA.... Yeah... If whistles desire to poke unresponsive diapered women isn't going to scare the noobs off, nothing will. |
| 71. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 10:12PM EST | |
didn't mean to imply I am not addicted to the shenanigans |
| 72. Author: smokestaxx | Date: Tue, 1/22/2019, 10:42PM EST | |
jw11 wrote:Whistle is probably a 120 lb weakling, but a tough guy on keyboard.
LMAO
It's a sad world.
Return to forum without posting |
| 73. Author: engletl | Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 3:06PM EST | |
Pudding Mittens wrote:An obvious way to get the benefit of both approaches is to cut the cellos in half so they only cover half the cigar. If doing a top-half/bottom-half split, it's preferred to cover the top half with cello if the cigar is facing north, or the bottom half if it's facing south. A compass can help with this. If doing a left-side/right-side split, covering the left side of the cigar with the cello is preferred, unless you live in Montana, Idaho, New Jersey or Georgia, where covering the right half is preferred. It's sad I have to actually say such obvious basics that everyone should already know! Why isn't this in the FAQ? . Such simpleton splits I suggest you try the spiral split for your barberpole cigars Or The checkerboard split |
| 74. Author: delta1 | Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 6:03PM EST | |
hehe....Generally speaking... |
| 75. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 7:46PM EST | |
delta1 wrote:hehe....Generally speaking... groan... |
| 76. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Wed, 1/23/2019, 8:03PM EST | |
Whistlebritches might be closer to 135lbs. |
