| 10901. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 4:46AM EST | |
By gosh I made my own super scope with an endoscope and windows movie maker LMAO! Worked like a charm on the 42 inch pc monitor!
Now for a proper due of damages here we go. When I seen that the package had arrived I went to mailbox and pulled out this box that I could have sworn had a brick in it. This puppy had some major weight. My first thought was Oh CHIT, WTF and a few other choice words. I get in the house and break out the old razor knife just in case there was a bomb I had to dismantle. Yeah, I did not succeed.. Blew my damn eyebrows off and half my beard. My wife and I are still looking for the other half of my damn lip. I think the dog ate it. Oh and I was correct AKDAVE can't count to 5 for chit.
Oliva Serie O Love EM
Oliva Connecticut NH
RP Vintage 1990 Was the one that popped my cherry, love em sentimental reasons.
NUB Cameroon Love em
La Gloria Cuban Serie R NH
Onyx reserve love em
Macanudo vintage 1993 Love em
AB Connecticut NH
Romeo Y Julieta Maduro Reserve NH
LP Nicaraguan Oscuro Love em
OMB3 Love em
Punch Signature NH
Cromagnon Love em
Montecristo White Series NH
Hoyo De Monterrey Love em
Montecristo afrique select NH
Gispert Intenso Nicaraguan NH
My Father Sun Grown with the burgundy foot NH (Had MF the judge and love em)
El Rey Del Mundo nh
To boot, there is an awesome ashtray that also has a place for my rocks glass. It is made of beautiful solid wood. It has a nice shiny copper bowl to catch the ash and the bottom of the place to sit the glass is cork lined. I have never seen such an ashtray but I do love it as wood is my thing. I will be putting this to use tomorrow night for sure. Especially since I just found out it is to be 71 degrees outside.
Dave, you sir have went way above and beyond here brother. I am humbled to say the least as I am not deserving of such by no means. I know I will enjoy each and every one of these. I can not say thank you enough for your kindness and generosity.
Side note: Say it with me Dave 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. This translates to 5
Not 1, 2, 6, 3, 12, 10, 4, 18 plus an ashtray. This translates to "I am going to phug him up"
PS folks, if yall should find the other half of my lips please mail em back. My wife keeps telling me to shut my mouth but I can't! |
| 10902. Author: mjrburn | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 11:23AM EST | |
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| 10903. Author: corey sellers | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 11:25AM EST | |
 This is what Ewok looks like now |
| 10904. Author: corey sellers | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 11:26AM EST | |
 Or is it this |
| 10905. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 11:38AM EST | |
or Both! |
| 10906. Author: corey sellers | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 1:04PM EST | |
I received a package from Marcus today and he can't count either .Seems to me there are a lot of us that can't count on here. Thank you great selection of smokes some nhs in there to try.
La Aurora Maduro nh
Four Kicks Maduro nh
Camacho Corojo good smoke nh this size
My Father Le Bijou 1922 good smoke
CAO Flathead good smoke
Padilla Habano nh crazy looking wrapper
Cohiba Macassar nh
Blind Mans Bluff good smoke
Tat Tattoo been a long time since I had one of these
Aging Room Quattro
Don Pepin Garcia Cuban Classic nh
Diesel smoked a bunch of these and have several boxes of them
Thank you sir for all the great looking smokes cant wait to try the never hads. |
| 10907. Author: corey sellers | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 1:05PM EST | |
I received a package from Marcus today and he can't count either .Seems to me there are a lot of us that can't count on here. Thank you great selection of smokes some nhs in there to try.
La Aurora Maduro nh
Four Kicks Maduro nh
Camacho Corojo good smoke nh this size
My Father Le Bijou 1922 good smoke
CAO Flathead good smoke
Padilla Habano nh crazy looking wrapper
Cohiba Macassar nh
Blind Mans Bluff good smoke
Tat Tattoo been a long time since I had one of these
Aging Room Quattro
Don Pepin Garcia Cuban Classic nh
Diesel smoked a bunch of these and have several boxes of them
Thank you sir for all the great looking smokes cant wait to try the never hads. |
| 10908. Author: mjrburn | Date: Sat, 3/9/2019, 1:48PM EST | |
Glad they arrived safely... hope you enjoy those old friends and the nh's! |
| 10909. Author: stinger88 | Date: Mon, 3/11/2019, 8:56AM EST | |
Very nice hit Marcus.
Also, an excellent smack down by AKDAVE.
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| 10910. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Mon, 3/11/2019, 12:09PM EST | |
Stinger, package heading your way
9505 5111 4440 9070 2820 69
Should be there in a couple days |
| 10911. Author: AKDAVE | Date: Mon, 3/11/2019, 8:11PM EST | |
Ewok126 glad to hear everything made it there and I hope you find your lip! |
| 10912. Author: mjrburn | Date: Tue, 3/12/2019, 11:16AM EST | |
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| 10913. Author: Daaster29 | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 1:36PM EST | |
Is this where I find bad influence and poor cigar recommendation? |
| 10914. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 2:03PM EST | |
Daaster29 wrote:Is this where I find bad influence and poor cigar recommendation? try the whiskey thread |
| 10915. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 2:27PM EST | |
frankj1 wrote:try the whiskey thread If Scotch or Bourbon doesn’t tickle your fancy, there are also Wine, Rum, and Gin / Vodka threads. |
| 10916. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 2:38PM EST | |
Daaster29 wrote:Is this where I find...poor cigar recommendation? The board has tried to be kinder, more gentle in recent months (...we’re trying to get nicer things around here...) so you won’t see too many recommendations about crappy cigars. However, assuming you want to stay away from them, check the “What’cha Smoking” thread to see what people are ashing up...might give you some insight on what’s good (...or what to avoid...). Of course, ymmv. |
| 10917. Author: tonygraz | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 5:57PM EST | |
Daaster29 wrote:Is this where I find bad influence and poor cigar recommendation? No. Do you mind if we call you Disaster. Frank you missed the lecture. |
| 10918. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 6:12PM EST | |
Palama wrote:The board has tried to be kinder, more gentle in recent months (...we’re trying to get nicer things around here...) so you won’t see too many recommendations about crappy cigars. However, assuming you want to stay away from them, check the “What’cha Smoking” thread to see what people are ashing up...might give you some insight on what’s good (...or what to avoid...). Of course, ymmv.
To be fair, we're not trying very hard.  |
| 10919. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 6:26PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:To be fair, we're not trying very hard. Trying is overrated, and I am to lazy at the moment to try. |
| 10920. Author: Daaster29 | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 6:45PM EST | |
tonygraz wrote:No. Do you mind if we call you Disaster.
Frank you missed the lecture.
I like Diseaser. Nothing like a roll in some poison ivy with your pants off OH wait that's herpes |
| 10921. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 7:01PM EST | |
Daaster29 wrote:I like Diseaser. Nothing like a roll in some poison ivy with your pants off  Ok..... Mr Scratchy nuts is now filed under Hank and the nutsack stamp tagged with "Do Not Accept Cigars From" NEXT! |
| 10922. Author: frankj1 | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 7:07PM EST | |
tonygraz wrote:No. Do you mind if we call you Disaster.
Frank you missed the lecture.
not sure it would be worth it yet... |
| 10923. Author: Palama | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 9:27PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:To be fair, we're not trying very hard. Who’s “we”? Damn nOOps, no wonder the Wombat hates ‘um.  |
| 10924. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Wed, 3/13/2019, 10:07PM EST | |
Aw, gee whiz. It all felt so inclusive |
| 10925. Author: stinger88 | Date: Mon, 3/18/2019, 4:59AM EST | |
SoB,
Box was here when I got home. I will post damages after work today.
Mine will go out on Tuesday.
David |
| 10926. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Mon, 3/18/2019, 5:09AM EST | |
Glad it made it and hope you enjoy them |
| 10927. Author: mjrburn | Date: Tue, 3/19/2019, 11:22AM EST | |
Ewok126 wrote:Ha so this means I can legally spank his ass.
Aight, I got AKSuperDave!
Dave you can PM me your preferences not that I will read em. I will have your addy this friday lol. You are sending to AK so that means you are up for another n00b thrashing, right?  |
| 10928. Author: stinger88 | Date: Tue, 3/19/2019, 12:59PM EST | |
Still haven’t posted damages SOB, but yours is on the way. A few in the package don’t fit the guidelines but I don’t think you will mind.
Enjoy. |
| 10929. Author: stinger88 | Date: Tue, 3/19/2019, 4:06PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach hit me up with double the suggested number of cigars. Thanks for a great selection of neverhads.
The list:
Nomad Cigars toro
Boneshaker - Full Body Cast
Macanudo Inspirado Black
Baptiste by Oliva
CAO Zocalo
Henry Clay Rustic Cheroot
300 Hands Maduro
Inferno 3rd Degree
Warped Serie Gran Reserva 1988 (year I graduated HS)
Aging Room Maduro
That is just an awesome spectrum of cigars. 8 cant wait to get working on smoking them.
Thanks again,
David |
| 10930. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 3/19/2019, 4:10PM EST | |
Not a problem. I believe I also mentioned not a problem with the delay of you having been out of the country. Better not be giving me an inferiority complex over quality of shipment  |
| 10931. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 3/19/2019, 4:13PM EST | |
^^ that was in reference to your prior post.
Hope you enjoy the smokes |
| 10932. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 3/21/2019, 4:06PM EST | |
Stinger's counterpunch landed today, and I'm reeling a bit. I'm finding him quite generous and myself slightly less than worthy.
5 Vegas Limitada 2016 Belicoso - nh
Mason Dixon South Toro - nh
Perdomo 20th Anny Sungrown Robusto - nh (had the maduro previously)
Perdomo Champagne 10th Anny Churchill - nh and by the size of it, think a logging company lost part of their load
Swag S Infamous - never even heard of
Roma Craft Neanderthal HN - nh this vitola
Rocky Patel Sungrown Maduro Robusto - had and enjoy
La Aurora Preferido Cameroon Perfecto - had and love me some good LA
(Thank god for those last two or I'd feel like a total rookie)
As if that weren't enough, a couple of illegal immigrants stowed away as well. Thank God Trump hasn't extended the wall around the tip of Florida
My experience with ISOM is low, but my curiosity is high.
H.Upmann Coronas Minor - nh
Bolivar Petit Corona - nh
Thank you so much David. I'm really excited about trying these out. My wife will miss me while I'm camped outside, but sacrifices must be made.
Dan
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| 10933. Author: mjrburn | Date: Thu, 3/21/2019, 8:27PM EST | |
^ stinger put the vet smack down on sob!  |
| 10934. Author: stinger88 | Date: Thu, 3/21/2019, 9:00PM EST | |
Dan, glad you like the selection. Enjoy them.
David. |
| 10935. Author: lance4824 | Date: Tue, 3/26/2019, 8:29PM EST | |
who is up? |
| 10936. Author: mjrburn | Date: Tue, 3/26/2019, 11:42PM EST | |
I think Ewok is next up |
| 10937. Author: lance4824 | Date: Thu, 3/28/2019, 2:05PM EST | |
Ewok check. I will pm him.. |
| 10938. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Thu, 3/28/2019, 4:02PM EST | |
Dang you Marcus lmaooooo. You just don't give up do you brother. I still ain't got Dave's in the mail yet and here you go throwing me in front of the train AGAIN! I am still trying to recoup from Daves bomb. My lips just now started to grow back from that dang explosion. You got a thing for throwing midgets and getting them ran over don't you?  |
| 10939. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 3/28/2019, 4:05PM EST | |
Sounds like heightism....speciesism....furism?
Idk. Some kinda prejudicial |
| 10940. Author: mjrburn | Date: Thu, 3/28/2019, 4:40PM EST | |
No prejudice here, just stating the facts. The rules read, and I quote "he who smacks last must be prepared to get smacked back" (i'm sure I read that somewhere)  |
| 10941. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 3/28/2019, 5:54PM EST | |
Sounds right and looks good, be it unwritten or not spoken. Sorry wok. Looks like your lips are toast |
| 10942. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Fri, 3/29/2019, 10:53AM EST | |
I miss my lips. I got an odd feeling some snail took em home thinking it was twin blow up dolls. |
| 10943. Author: lance4824 | Date: Fri, 3/29/2019, 11:03PM EST | |
Ewok126 wrote:I miss my lips. I got an odd feeling some snail took em home thinking it was twin blow up dolls. I will get the box out no later than Monday.  |
| 10944. Author: mjrburn | Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 11:22AM EST | |
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| 10945. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 12:01PM EST | |
See, now you are just making fun of me. You know my fur got burnt up in the last explosion that you set me up for. Here it is springtime and my beautiful main is all scorched and chit. I mean, do you know how hard it is to attract a female during springtime when your plumage is extra crispy? I look like a damn blue jay that has alopecia and flew through a forest fire. Hurtful man just plain old hurtful You need anger management! Lance, don't pay him no attention. He is just being mean and trying to get the Wok hurt and crippled up. He has already seen to it that I can't get laid during breeding season. Like I need help in that area. Now my dogs won't even dry hump me. That is ok though cause Karma can be ones worst enemy and every dog has his day! |
| 10946. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 12:08PM EST | |
I thought Mrs Wok loved you unconditionally, in spite of scorching and patchiness |
| 10947. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 12:14PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:I thought Mrs Wok loved you unconditionally, in spite of scorching and patchiness no, she meant even if he didn't use conditioner in his fur... |
| 10948. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 1:19PM EST | |
Ah, matted and tangled. Yeah that's a bit different |
| 10949. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 1:30PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:I thought Mrs Wok loved you unconditionally, in spite of scorching and patchiness Love is a strong word. Tolerates would be more appropriate I think. |
| 10950. Author: Ewok126 | Date: Sat, 3/30/2019, 1:33PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:Ah, matted and tangled. Yeah that's a bit different Ever seen an Ewok with dreads? Mrs Ewok told me that if she hears me say "Irie man" one more time she is going to slap this piss out of me. It didnt work in my favor to say the least. |
