And now for something on the light side:
Capt. Kirk (William Shatner) has filed for bankruptcy on his lingerie company, apparently "Shatner Panties" was a poorly chosen corporate name.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2.
My mum asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…
The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles...I hate needles!" says the patient.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man screams "No way!
I can't stand the thought of that suffocating thing on me".
The dentist asks " are you OK with a pill sir?"
"Sure , I can take a pill just fine" he says.
OK, here take this viagara. "Wow, I didn't know viagara was a painkiller" he says.
"It isn't" replied the dentist. "But it will give you something to hold on to when I yank your tooth!"
Have a good weekend and stay safe and healthy!
