Have it and have had a few bouts with , doctor can subscribe meds and take a fiber supplement.

Quit sticking **** up there

Use the medicine left over from treating your rectal gonorrhea

Thanks RAM...

U other hurtins...
I shoulda known better...

#7 BOO BOO
I asked Bob and Millie Whiner...BMW...they had nothing.

Mr. Smith already has no nuts too

Drafter is chock full of nuts

I think izon's assessment is correct.

I had diverticulitis in my 20s, never saw a Dr because I'm too cheap to pay for one, so I fixed it myself.

I cleaned out my guts with copious amounts of prune juice once a week for 3 or 4 weeks, then twice a month, then once a month for a few months, then every few months and so on until I felt it was pretty much cleared up.

In the mean time, stop eating pizza, or anything with bread. It's like putting gum in the gears of your cuckoo clock.

Eat lots of green leafy veggies and less meat. Don't have to go all out wacky vegan, but just cool it for a while. Also increase your nut consumption, almonds, walnuts, etc. Peanuts aren't nuts and can gum you up too.

No sugar like sodapop, Lemon water only! Especially with meals, it helps aid digestion. Diverticulitis is inflammation and can be fixed with proper diet. Bread, cakes, pasta, sugary stuff..

Final tip, Get yourself a juicer or blend up smoothies at least once daily.

Had the prob for about 2 years and haven't had a prob since as long as I watch mass quantities of certain digestibles.

I got more if you want to hear it... Until then, good luck!

Castration is the recommended treatment? He needs a better health plan.

As long as you don’t eat his nuts you should be OK too

Damn. Poor MACS

"That's what I heard"

{Posting for Drafter}

so the "NO NUTS" thing was about 20 years ago, but if I recall correctly it meant the opposite of your low cost medical advice. It meant...no nuts.

and he was told especially NO SEEDS. And strawberries with them little bastid exterior seeds, stuff like that. Never was told to avoid spicy food or cheese and breads though.

Could be wrong but I think he was told the pain and inflammation were caused by small things (like seeds) getting into little "pockets" as they passed through. Some people have bigger or smaller pockets and the dangerous stuff passes through 98.2% of the time, but when it doesn't...YIKES!

Turns out my friend had a one-time occurrence and is back to gobbling nuts and seeds daily.

Maybe I'll snopes this...?

for immediate pain relief, try a heat pad on your lower abdomen...as warm as you can stand...plus some Tylenol/acetaminophen

+1 Nurse Wife says follow the diet.

LMAO!!!

U BASTIDS...

Thanks for the real advice...
Drinking water, eating non homogenized fresh fancy you hurt, small curd cottage cheese and ATLANTIC BRAND new England clam chowder...feeling somewhat better...no pain killers at all ...so I Know when I gotta go to the doctor or emergency room....when the amoxicillin is done then I will seek out PROFESSIONALS if still in pain...

#31 TW ... here's ur fist 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊🤛🤛🤛🤛🤛

Sorry to hear about you butt jones

I didn't say no nuts, I said no peanuts cause it turns to peanut butter in your belly...

I been through this, it's most likely caused by foods he may have grown an intolerance to... eg: gluten, wheat, ... wheat gluten.. and stuff which is causing inflammation...

I'm not a Doctor, but I used to play one in the back of my van when I was a teenager. I know what I'm talking about!

Oh it’s a much deeper problem

Small curd cottage cheese , non-homogeneous black cherry yogurt and atlanTIC chicken noodle soup... coffee water water water water ...today...feeling better..

Jam an icicle up there and call it a day.

#42 & 43 LMMFAO!!!

No, that's just you.

My experience was a 4 day hospital stay after removing a foot of my intestine. Before that I assume the doctor thought I had a crush on him due to the frequency of pain resulting in a finger(or two) in the bum, and pain meds.

I heard he wasn’t even a doctor...