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I am T.i.R.ed of commercIAL.s with Jennifer AnnistON
1. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Wed, 1/26/2022, 6:53PM EST
She is scraping the bottom of the barrel as to what she endorses....
Which is pretty much anybody with the "COIN" SHE COMMANDS to sell herself on tv commercials....

Plus...to add to the misery she puts me through several times a day by the STUPID WRITING BY IDIOTS SHE HAS TO PITCH WHILE DOING SO ..

HER COMMERCIALS B.L.O.W.

PLEASe STOP foR awhiLE...

You have enough ๐Ÿ’ฐ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿค‘ already.
2. Author: rfenstDate: Wed, 1/26/2022, 9:29PM EST
I think she's gorgeous.
3. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 1/26/2022, 9:35PM EST
rfenst wrote:
I think she's gorgeous.


Most people agree with you... As do I.
4. Author: BuckyB93Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 9:43PM EST
You can add me to that list too.
5. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 9:48PM EST
I thought I'd be on that list too, until I saw some pix of her without makeup...

made-up: she's a knockout...

no make-up: not so much
6. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 1/26/2022, 10:04PM EST
delta1 wrote:
I thought I'd be on that list too, until I saw some pix of her without makeup...

made-up: she's a knockout...

no make-up: not so much


She's 50-somethin'... you 60-somethin'... you gonna complain?

Oh, no you ain't...
7. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Wed, 1/26/2022, 10:20PM EST
If she were to be naked in front of you, would you really notice whether she has makeup or not?
8. Author: delta1Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 10:27PM EST

MACS wrote:
She's 50-somethin'... you 60-somethin'... you gonna complain?

Oh, no you ain't...



Sunoverbeach wrote:
If she were to be naked in front of you, would you really notice whether she has makeup or not?



you are both right...if I had a shot at her, I'd hit it as many times as I could until she got loose and ran away
9. Author: MACSDate: Wed, 1/26/2022, 10:39PM EST
^See? Now you're being honest.

Laugh
10. Author: frankj1Date: Wed, 1/26/2022, 11:10PM EST
sailors tie better knots
11. Author: danmdevriesDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 9:43AM EST
She's smoking hot. Not even gonna qualify that with the age, she's just gorgeous. I would not pass on a chance to disappoint her.

Not gonna complain about any screen time she gets.
12. Author: bgzDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 9:46AM EST
Meh... not a fan.

Never did see what the big deal was about her.

Now, don't get me wrong... if it was standing right in front of me naked saying f*** me like I stole your last oreo, I would have to go to town... a-lister and all, have to do what has to be done.
13. Author: rfenstDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 10:42AM EST
delta1 wrote:
I thought I'd be on that list too, until I saw some pix of her without makeup...

made-up: she's a knockout...

no make-up: not so much

Isn't it the same with most other older women too?
14. Author: JadeRoseDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 12:49PM EST
Never done anything for me.
15. Author: RMAN4443Date: Thu, 1/27/2022, 1:40PM EST
I think she's a beauty, but my attention was always on the pokies...Drool
16. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 7:28PM EST
Her perkies remind me of the girl who you knew had a smelly garden so enjoyed the friend tension instead
Jonseys right as usual but the friend tension has a place
Keeps the wife focused on task
17. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 7:31PM EST
Apologies
18. Author: ZRX1200Date: Thu, 1/27/2022, 8:18PM EST
MACS probably flipped his light switch the last time he saw her pictureโ€ฆ..he told me heโ€™d eat a mile of her ๐Ÿ’ฉ just to see where the corn kernels came from.
19. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 8:25PM EST
Um... no.
20. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 10:34PM EST
She is just a WHORE FOR MONEY...

THE STORY LINES AND MESSAGES ARE SO CONTRIVED AND OBTUSE that they make no sense at all...

Her commercials B.L.O.W. AND MAKE ME WANT TO PELT HER WITH HARD BOILED EGGS...

GIVE IT A REST...

GET OFF THE COMMERCIAL BANDWAGON...

YOU HAVE WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY ALREADY...
give my eyes and ears a rest from stupidly written content.
21. Author: MACSDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 10:37PM EST
^Change the channel. Don't watch TV.
22. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 10:53PM EST
Who's not a whore for money? Most everyone on a commercial, TV show, game show, reality show, and probably a good chunk of the movies aren't there simply for the love if the craft. Most 9 to 5ers aren't in it for the love of the daily grind. Hell, I'm a whore for money too. Unfortunately I'm just a low rent whore. I'd gladly take me some TV/movie money if it came my way
23. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 11:18PM EST
Nope. #22
you wrong long- time mudderf**ker fancy boyeee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Not a good argument...

Jennifer AnnistON needs to stop making stupid moronic commercials...

Case CLOSED.

Errrr ESSSS kapuuuuttt
24. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 1/27/2022, 11:25PM EST
So, you separating scrap metal in the freezing cold for the joy of the metal separation? Someone offer you 6 figures to shill some chit on the camera, you're not taking it? I would in a heartbeat. Creams for rashes, non smoking PSAs, Psychic hotline, whatever.. I'm down
25. Author: rfenstDate: Fri, 1/28/2022, 2:05AM EST
Mr. Jones wrote:
She is just a WHORE FOR MONEY...

THE STORY LINES AND MESSAGES ARE SO CONTRIVED AND OBTUSE that they make no sense at all...

Her commercials B.L.O.W. AND MAKE ME WANT TO PELT HER WITH HARD BOILED EGGS...

GIVE IT A REST...

GET OFF THE COMMERCIAL BANDWAGON...

YOU HAVE WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH MONEY ALREADY...
give my eyes and ears a rest from stupidly written content.

What's the mater? You got something personal against Aveeno?
26. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Fri, 1/28/2022, 8:39AM EST
I'd let Brandon call me a Sunoverbeach for $1.25
27. Author: Speyside2Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 9:39AM EST
Jonsey does what he needs to do. Personally I would go Trumpster diving, Ivanka Melania and the other daughter.
28. Author: Speyside2Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 9:39AM EST
Oh, and Jennifer is HOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
29. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Fri, 1/28/2022, 9:53AM EST
O.K.

Hurtins...

Here it is...

Read it and WEEEEEEEP !

* FROM 1997 TO 2014 SHE MADE $70 MILLION IN FILM EARNINGS ALONE...

*United Arab Emirates airlines $5 million dollar deal

*Aveeno contract "eight figures" $10,000,000 is the lowest eight figures I know of and it only goes up after that #

*Friends sitcom my, first year $540,000, second $960,000
Third $1.85 million....last year $18.5 million...
Overall the series she made around $90 million...

*Not counting bonuses ,reruns or residuals...
Royalties on "friends" , she alone gets $10-20 M.I.L.L.I.O.N.

*Last year's friends reunion she was paid $2.5 million

* Unilever bought out jens shares of "living proof" makeup? Haircare? For Big big $$$

*Her NET worth is $300 million..

*She earns $25-30 million a year...each and every year...


Reese Witherspoon is worth $400 million....
And I don't see her whoring herself out on commercials like Anniston...( Well , maybe a few ? They are few and far between though)
30. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Fri, 1/28/2022, 7:56PM EST
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh...

I forgot this little tidbit....

For anyone to be worth $300 million ???

You gotta make at LEAST!!!

$550 million because in that tax bracket the govt takes
38%-45%????
31. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 1/28/2022, 10:17PM EST
well, it is America ya know.
It's a good thing.
32. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Fri, 1/28/2022, 10:31PM EST
I'm tellin ya there's a fragrance

What'd the blind guy say as he passed the fish market?


Hellllloooo laaaadieees
33. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Fri, 1/28/2022, 10:33PM EST
I apologize
34. Author: WhistlebritchesDate: Fri, 1/28/2022, 10:47PM EST
Jennifer is smokin hot and I have permission.....................bring it on baby!!!!
35. Author: RMAN4443Date: Mon, 1/31/2022, 1:12PM EST
Whistlebritches wrote:
Jennifer is smokin hot and I have permission.....................bring it on baby!!!!

I don't have permission, but I can always ask for forgiveness later...Angel
36. Author: Mr. JonesDate: Mon, 1/31/2022, 8:45PM EST
I just saw another annoying AnnistON commercial....

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!
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