| 1. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 5:13PM EST | |
I was sitting at my desk at my office and I heard someone scream "INCOMING!" so I pulled up my pants, cleared my browser history, and dove under a table nearby. All of a sudden I heard it land. 120 millimeters of "DING". My email notification of a new message from the front desk. It read: "You have a package and it smells like homemade whipped cream on a 19 year old girl's cleanly shaven groin".
My receptionist has a way with words. The thing is, she is usually right.
I head up to her desk and retrieve a box shipped to me directly from a shpo in Tennesee. Go Volunteers!
I open the box carefully, checking for tripwires (Mr. Jones knows what I mean) and inspect the bill of lading. No blood on it this time, phew. Don't order ground Pangolin p3nis from the internet. Just saying.
In the box are:
LCA My Blue Heaven
LCA Exclusive Fruit Leathers
EZ 9 Yr Anniversary
EZ Green Army Men '21
Nomad Chaotic 9th Anniversary LE
*THUD*
These are all NH.
Leebot, your generosity is a incredible. You are a Mensch. I cannot wait to ash these up as soon as they acclimate.
As Frank says, "magic happens here." |
| 2. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 5:19PM EST | |
I wish my 120mm smelled like that! |
| 3. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 5:27PM EST | |
I do say that.
It's true. |
| 4. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 6:10PM EST | |
^^ I've heard him say it... so to speak
Nice one, Lee |
| 5. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 6:50PM EST | |
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| 6. Author: Jakethesnake86 | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 6:52PM EST | |
Very nice lee. Very nice brother |
| 7. Author: izonfire | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 7:03PM EST | |
Nice going Leebot!!!
And nice to see good schitt still happens here… |
| 8. Author: LeeBot | Date: Fri, 3/4/2022, 9:31PM EST | |
Dagnabit!! I mixed up the orders. You were supposed to get these.
https://i.etsystatic.com/24132285/r/il/fd1333/3512507388/il_794xN.3512507388_o5du.jpg |
| 9. Author: Jakethesnake86 | Date: Sat, 3/5/2022, 1:41AM EST | |
They’re like dinosaurs. But not the same |
| 10. Author: Stogie1020 | Date: Mon, 3/7/2022, 5:55PM EST | |
LeeBot wrote:Dagnabit!! I mixed up the orders. You were supposed to get these.
https://i.etsystatic.com/24132285/r/il/fd1333/3512507388/il_794xN.3512507388_o5du.jpg Man, I don't want to see your search history to find that pic... "Google: search?= Dildosaurus" |
| 11. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Mon, 3/7/2022, 6:06PM EST | |
Ya don't have to look too deep. It's his most frequented |
| 12. Author: LeeBot | Date: Wed, 3/9/2022, 10:29PM EST | |
Etsy has some weird stuff man.
If you want to see more, go to their site and type in "d*ckasaurus" or check out their "hung" light switches. I was going to post a link, but Cbid censors the link because it contains the word for a man's genitalia. That's why I had to delete my original post.
You can type in a bunch of weird stuff on there and find it. |
| 13. Author: delta1 | Date: Fri, 3/11/2022, 7:32PM EST | |
holy dinosaur man genitalia!!! Nice hit, leebot |
