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What'cha Smok'in Audit Contest
1. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Mon, 5/23/2022, 10:20PM EST
So, for anyone who hasn't been watching the smokin thread, we've undertaken a full thread audit to determine a correct count that may or may not have gotten off track in the past 12yrs.

To commemorate this reveal, I'll be taking guesses as to the actual number of cigars smoked.

Post your guesses here whether the posted count is high by X amount or low by X amount. The person with the closest guess will be sent a 5er. No price is right rule in effect here. Though you do have to guess high/low correctly.

For hypothetical example, if one person guesses high by 3, and the next guesses low by 7, and say true count is low by 1, then low by 7 wins even though high by 3 is technically closer. Clear as mud?

While it's not a ton of time, I'll be taking guesses until 5am CST Thursday morning. Results to be revealed later that day, prolly after work.

Current Participants:
Jakethesnake with posted count 300 below the actual
rpnociti with posted count 402 below the actual
Delta with a devilish guess of posted count 666 above the actual
Corey with posted 442 above actual
Jespear with posted 391 above actual
Stinger with posted 451 above actual
DG West with posted 420 above actual
Frankie with posted 69 below actual
Clint with posted 69 above actual
Celtic with posted 351 below actual
Rman with posted 68 above actual
Telecaster with posted 1100 below actual
Mjrburn with posted 2k above actual
2. Author: delta1Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 1:48PM EST
High...666
3. Author: ZRX1200Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 1:53PM EST
Holy 💩 you got more spare time than me.
4. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 3:42PM EST
I had some help
5. Author: corey sellersDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 4:53PM EST
High by 442 exactly
6. Author: jespearDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 5:23PM EST
HIGH by 391
7. Author: stinger88Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 6:15PM EST
High by 451.
8. Author: Dg west deptfordDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 8:20PM EST
High by 420
9. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 9:25PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
So, for anyone who hasn't been watching the smokin thread, we've undertaken a full thread audit to determine a correct count that may or may not have gotten off track in the past 12yrs.

To commemorate this reveal, I'll be taking guesses as to the actual number of cigars smoked.

Post your guesses here whether the posted count is high by X amount or low by X amount. The person with the closest guess will be sent a 5er. No price is right rule in effect here. Though you do have to guess high/low correctly.

For hypothetical example, if one person guesses high by 3, and the next guesses low by 7, and say true count is low by 1, then low by 7 wins even though high by 3 is technically closer. Clear as mud?

While it's not a ton of time, I'll be taking guesses until 5am CST Thursday morning. Results to be revealed later that day, prolly after work.

Current Participants:
Jakethesnake with posted count 300 below the actual
rpnociti with posted count 402 below the actual
Delta with a devilish guess of posted count 666 above the actual
Corey with posted 442 above actual
Jespear with posted 391 above actual
Stinger with posted 451 above actual
DG West with posted 420 above actual


on what date is the corrected number?...just curious.

I'm guessing posted is 69 below actual.
10. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 9:34PM EST
Faith in the group's numbahs abilities. I like it.

The answer will be revealed Thurs 5/26. Likely late afternoon/evening.
11. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 9:43PM EST
I'll only accept an audit from Cyber Ninjas
12. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:07PM EST
In that case, I just saw there was a brand new Watcha Smokin thread for ya
13. Author: frankj1Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:10PM EST
it's already wrong
14. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:11PM EST
delta1 wrote:
High...666


That’s a devilish 😈 guess!
15. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:14PM EST
So slow

Sunoverbeach wrote:

Delta with a devilish guess of posted count 666 above the actual

16. Author: PalamaDate: Tue, 5/24/2022, 11:34PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
So slow




My reading speed is similar to my counting skills. Flapper
17. Author: clintCigarDate: Wed, 5/25/2022, 12:15AM EST
Dg west deptford wrote:
High by 420

LOLLOLLOL
18. Author: clintCigarDate: Wed, 5/25/2022, 12:17AM EST
High by 69
19. Author: CelticBomberDate: Wed, 5/25/2022, 1:38AM EST
351 below
20. Author: RMAN4443Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 10:35AM EST
I'm gonna say high by 68, because I'd need to turn around to get "69"
21. Author: Telecaster52Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 12:56PM EST
Low 1100
22. Author: mjrburnDate: Wed, 5/25/2022, 11:54PM EST
I'm guessing the posted count is 2K higher than the actual.
23. Author: clintCigarDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 9:43AM EST
Where is the reveal? The suspense is killing me.
24. Author: deadeyedickDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 10:55AM EST
I'm guessing our auditors were high but the count was 270 low.
25. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 11:35AM EST
All right. I said after work, but I'll take a short break.

First of all, I'd like to thank Conan and Lee for their help in poring over several thousand posts in this effort.

Second, let me say there were wild swings both above and below during the past 57000 posts and you were all dead on at one point or another.

However, right here and now, in spite of rpnociti looking like the favorite for several days, telecaster52 jumped in with the winning guess of the posted count being low by 1100.

The tally as of right this second is that the thread is short 1141 smokes.

Congrats, tele! Shoot me your addy when you have a chance to.

*No claims are made for the auditors' mental status at the time of counting*
26. Author: CelticBomberDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 12:35PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
All right. I said after work, but I'll take a short break.

First of all, I'd like to thank Conan and Lee for their help in poring over several thousand posts in this effort.

Second, let me say there were wild swings both above and below during the past 57000 posts and you were all dead on at one point or another.

However, right here and now, in spite of rpnociti looking like the favorite for several days, telecaster52 jumped in with the winning guess of the posted count being low by 1100.

The tally as of right this second is that the thread is short 1141 smokes.

Congrats, tele! Shoot me your addy when you have a chance to.

*No claims are made for the auditors' mental status at the time of counting*


Odd that the thread is on page 1141... I call shenanigans!


27. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 12:42PM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
Odd that the thread is on page 1141... I call shenanigans!




Hah! Feel free to do your own, independent audit of the audit! Frying pan
28. Author: CelticBomberDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 12:44PM EST
Palama wrote:
Hah! Feel free to do your own, independent audit of the audit! Frying pan


No way! No one on this board can count including me! Anyone ever send out a 5er that actually had just 5 cigars? I say nay!
29. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 1:23PM EST
Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing

Dammit! I DID zone in on the page # on my sheet. Actual tally is posted count is short by 1547. Telecaster is still the winner.

Imma go hang my head in announcement shame now.
30. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 1:33PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing

Dammit! I DID zone in on the page # on my sheet. Actual tally is posted count is short by 1547. Telecaster is still the winner.

Imma go hang my head in announcement shame now.


Frank that! We all frank up. No harm, no foul.

I’m sure there was no ill intent and (luckily) it’s not like it changed the winner.

You had the cojones to take on the challenge when no one else would so keep your head high. ThumpUp
31. Author: Telecaster52Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 2:03PM EST
Somebody f#%t up i have never been right or won anything. I demand a recount.
32. Author: CelticBomberDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 2:05PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing Cursing

Dammit! I DID zone in on the page # on my sheet. Actual tally is posted count is short by 1547. Telecaster is still the winner.

Imma go hang my head in announcement shame now.



See what happens when you cut your hair? You lose all your strength. I wonder if that makes me Delilah?
33. Author: PalamaDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 3:24PM EST
Telecaster52 wrote:
Somebody f#%t up i have never been right or won anything. I demand a recount.


Hahahahaha! Yew and StephAn should do an audit of the audit. Laugh

This is what happens when you play in the Big Leagues. It's too late to turn back now! Not talking

Bend over and take it like a MAN! ram27bat

Go gettum Dan-o! horse
34. Author: Telecaster52Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 3:25PM EST
Can I bring my own lube?
35. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 4:26PM EST
No lube allowed. Let me know when you're done. I'll hang onto your smokes until you can corroborate the results
36. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 4:28PM EST
CelticBomber wrote:
See what happens when you cut your hair? You lose all your strength. I wonder if that makes me Delilah?

Sorry, no. I'm saving myself for a possible camping trip
37. Author: Telecaster52Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 5:19PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
No lube allowed. Let me know when you're done. I'll hang onto your smokes until you can corroborate the results



Ok i give. I got to 20 and ran out of fingers and toes. I can't math.
But since you guys did the hard work maybe you need a prize.
So I'll send an addy and you can send me a few for you and your team and I'll get some hand made stuff sent out.
38. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 5:59PM EST
My prize is getting to add another 1547 to the official count, but thank you for the offer. I'll let my team speak for themselves on their coordinates.
39. Author: clintCigarDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 6:47PM EST
BIGUP SOB for coordinating this. Yall deserve some smokes as well.


Should we bomb the team??
40. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 7:32PM EST
I cannot speak for the team, but the coordinator should NOT be bombed.
41. Author: CelticBomberDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 8:49PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
I cannot speak for the team, but the coordinator should NOT be bombed.


Translation - SOB is low.
42. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 9:03PM EST
Your translator is broken
43. Author: frankj1Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 9:54PM EST
Telecaster52 wrote:
Ok i give. I got to 20 and ran out of fingers and toes. I can't math.
But since you guys did the hard work maybe you need a prize.
So I'll send an addy and you can send me a few for you and your team and I'll get some hand made stuff sent out.



unzip gets ya to 21
44. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Thu, 5/26/2022, 10:11PM EST
23 if he's not neutered
45. Author: delta1Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 5:05PM EST
job well done and very much appreciated, SOB...I'm guessing that in 1547 days, the Whatcha Smoking thread will be due for another audit...contract requiring your signature is being Fedexed
46. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Fri, 5/27/2022, 5:21PM EST
Signed as a free agent. No long-term contracts
47. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 6:56PM EST
Sunoverbeach wrote:
23 if he's not neutered

that would be nuts.
48. Author: Telecaster52Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 7:22PM EST
My wife has a nice locked humidor she keeps those in
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
49. Author: frankj1Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 7:24PM EST
we understand
50. Author: SunoverbeachDate: Tue, 5/31/2022, 4:49PM EST
Tele, your winnings are outbound, from my perspective.

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