1. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Mon, 5/23/2022, 10:20PM EST | |
So, for anyone who hasn't been watching the smokin thread, we've undertaken a full thread audit to determine a correct count that may or may not have gotten off track in the past 12yrs.
To commemorate this reveal, I'll be taking guesses as to the actual number of cigars smoked.
Post your guesses here whether the posted count is high by X amount or low by X amount. The person with the closest guess will be sent a 5er. No price is right rule in effect here. Though you do have to guess high/low correctly.
For hypothetical example, if one person guesses high by 3, and the next guesses low by 7, and say true count is low by 1, then low by 7 wins even though high by 3 is technically closer. Clear as mud?
While it's not a ton of time, I'll be taking guesses until 5am CST Thursday morning. Results to be revealed later that day, prolly after work.
Current Participants: Jakethesnake with posted count 300 below the actual rpnociti with posted count 402 below the actual Delta with a devilish guess of posted count 666 above the actual Corey with posted 442 above actual Jespear with posted 391 above actual Stinger with posted 451 above actual DG West with posted 420 above actual Frankie with posted 69 below actual Clint with posted 69 above actual Celtic with posted 351 below actual Rman with posted 68 above actual Telecaster with posted 1100 below actual Mjrburn with posted 2k above actual |
2. Author: delta1 | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 1:48PM EST | |
High...666 |
3. Author: ZRX1200 | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 1:53PM EST | |
Holy 💩 you got more spare time than me. |
4. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 3:42PM EST | |
I had some help |
5. Author: corey sellers | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 4:53PM EST | |
High by 442 exactly |
6. Author: jespear | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 5:23PM EST | |
HIGH by 391
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7. Author: stinger88 | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 6:15PM EST | |
High by 451. |
8. Author: Dg west deptford | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 8:20PM EST | |
High by 420 |
9. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 9:25PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:So, for anyone who hasn't been watching the smokin thread, we've undertaken a full thread audit to determine a correct count that may or may not have gotten off track in the past 12yrs.
To commemorate this reveal, I'll be taking guesses as to the actual number of cigars smoked.
Post your guesses here whether the posted count is high by X amount or low by X amount. The person with the closest guess will be sent a 5er. No price is right rule in effect here. Though you do have to guess high/low correctly.
For hypothetical example, if one person guesses high by 3, and the next guesses low by 7, and say true count is low by 1, then low by 7 wins even though high by 3 is technically closer. Clear as mud?
While it's not a ton of time, I'll be taking guesses until 5am CST Thursday morning. Results to be revealed later that day, prolly after work.
Current Participants: Jakethesnake with posted count 300 below the actual rpnociti with posted count 402 below the actual Delta with a devilish guess of posted count 666 above the actual Corey with posted 442 above actual Jespear with posted 391 above actual Stinger with posted 451 above actual DG West with posted 420 above actual on what date is the corrected number?...just curious. I'm guessing posted is 69 below actual. |
10. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 9:34PM EST | |
Faith in the group's numbahs abilities. I like it.
The answer will be revealed Thurs 5/26. Likely late afternoon/evening. |
11. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 9:43PM EST | |
I'll only accept an audit from Cyber Ninjas |
12. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:07PM EST | |
In that case, I just saw there was a brand new Watcha Smokin thread for ya |
13. Author: frankj1 | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:10PM EST | |
it's already wrong |
14. Author: Palama | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:11PM EST | |
That’s a devilish 😈 guess! |
15. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 10:14PM EST | |
So slow Sunoverbeach wrote: Delta with a devilish guess of posted count 666 above the actual
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16. Author: Palama | Date: Tue, 5/24/2022, 11:34PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:So slow
My reading speed is similar to my counting skills. |
17. Author: clintCigar | Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 12:15AM EST | |
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18. Author: clintCigar | Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 12:17AM EST | |
High by 69 |
19. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 1:38AM EST | |
351 below |
20. Author: RMAN4443 | Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 10:35AM EST | |
I'm gonna say high by 68, because I'd need to turn around to get "69" |
21. Author: Telecaster52 | Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 12:56PM EST | |
Low 1100 |
22. Author: mjrburn | Date: Wed, 5/25/2022, 11:54PM EST | |
I'm guessing the posted count is 2K higher than the actual. |
23. Author: clintCigar | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 9:43AM EST | |
Where is the reveal? The suspense is killing me. |
24. Author: deadeyedick | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 10:55AM EST | |
I'm guessing our auditors were high but the count was 270 low. |
25. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 11:35AM EST | |
All right. I said after work, but I'll take a short break.
First of all, I'd like to thank Conan and Lee for their help in poring over several thousand posts in this effort.
Second, let me say there were wild swings both above and below during the past 57000 posts and you were all dead on at one point or another.
However, right here and now, in spite of rpnociti looking like the favorite for several days, telecaster52 jumped in with the winning guess of the posted count being low by 1100.
The tally as of right this second is that the thread is short 1141 smokes.
Congrats, tele! Shoot me your addy when you have a chance to.
*No claims are made for the auditors' mental status at the time of counting* |
26. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 12:35PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:All right. I said after work, but I'll take a short break.
First of all, I'd like to thank Conan and Lee for their help in poring over several thousand posts in this effort.
Second, let me say there were wild swings both above and below during the past 57000 posts and you were all dead on at one point or another.
However, right here and now, in spite of rpnociti looking like the favorite for several days, telecaster52 jumped in with the winning guess of the posted count being low by 1100.
The tally as of right this second is that the thread is short 1141 smokes.
Congrats, tele! Shoot me your addy when you have a chance to.
*No claims are made for the auditors' mental status at the time of counting* Odd that the thread is on page 1141... I call shenanigans! |
27. Author: Palama | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 12:42PM EST | |
CelticBomber wrote:Odd that the thread is on page 1141... I call shenanigans!
Hah! Feel free to do your own, independent audit of the audit! |
28. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 12:44PM EST | |
Palama wrote:Hah! Feel free to do your own, independent audit of the audit! No way! No one on this board can count including me! Anyone ever send out a 5er that actually had just 5 cigars? I say nay! |
29. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 1:23PM EST | |
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30. Author: Palama | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 1:33PM EST | |
Frank that! We all frank up. No harm, no foul. I’m sure there was no ill intent and (luckily) it’s not like it changed the winner. You had the cojones to take on the challenge when no one else would so keep your head high. |
31. Author: Telecaster52 | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 2:03PM EST | |
Somebody f#%t up i have never been right or won anything. I demand a recount. |
32. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 2:05PM EST | |
See what happens when you cut your hair? You lose all your strength. I wonder if that makes me Delilah? |
33. Author: Palama | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 3:24PM EST | |
Telecaster52 wrote:Somebody f#%t up i have never been right or won anything. I demand a recount. Hahahahaha! Yew and Steph An should do an audit of the audit. This is what happens when you play in the Big Leagues. It's too late to turn back now! Bend over and take it like a MAN! Go gettum Dan-o! |
34. Author: Telecaster52 | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 3:25PM EST | |
Can I bring my own lube? |
35. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 4:26PM EST | |
No lube allowed. Let me know when you're done. I'll hang onto your smokes until you can corroborate the results |
36. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 4:28PM EST | |
CelticBomber wrote:See what happens when you cut your hair? You lose all your strength. I wonder if that makes me Delilah?
Sorry, no. I'm saving myself for a possible camping trip |
37. Author: Telecaster52 | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 5:19PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:No lube allowed. Let me know when you're done. I'll hang onto your smokes until you can corroborate the results Ok i give. I got to 20 and ran out of fingers and toes. I can't math. But since you guys did the hard work maybe you need a prize. So I'll send an addy and you can send me a few for you and your team and I'll get some hand made stuff sent out. |
38. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 5:59PM EST | |
My prize is getting to add another 1547 to the official count, but thank you for the offer. I'll let my team speak for themselves on their coordinates. |
39. Author: clintCigar | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 6:47PM EST | |
BIGUP SOB for coordinating this. Yall deserve some smokes as well.
Should we bomb the team?? |
40. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 7:32PM EST | |
I cannot speak for the team, but the coordinator should NOT be bombed. |
41. Author: CelticBomber | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 8:49PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:I cannot speak for the team, but the coordinator should NOT be bombed. Translation - SOB is low. |
42. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 9:03PM EST | |
Your translator is broken |
43. Author: frankj1 | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 9:54PM EST | |
Telecaster52 wrote:Ok i give. I got to 20 and ran out of fingers and toes. I can't math. But since you guys did the hard work maybe you need a prize. So I'll send an addy and you can send me a few for you and your team and I'll get some hand made stuff sent out. unzip gets ya to 21 |
44. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Thu, 5/26/2022, 10:11PM EST | |
23 if he's not neutered |
45. Author: delta1 | Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 5:05PM EST | |
job well done and very much appreciated, SOB...I'm guessing that in 1547 days, the Whatcha Smoking thread will be due for another audit...contract requiring your signature is being Fedexed |
46. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 5:21PM EST | |
Signed as a free agent. No long-term contracts |
47. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 6:56PM EST | |
Sunoverbeach wrote:23 if he's not neutered that would be nuts. |
48. Author: Telecaster52 | Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 7:22PM EST | |
My wife has a nice locked humidor she keeps those in 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
49. Author: frankj1 | Date: Fri, 5/27/2022, 7:24PM EST | |
we understand |
50. Author: Sunoverbeach | Date: Tue, 5/31/2022, 4:49PM EST | |
Tele, your winnings are outbound, from my perspective.
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