So I got a random box in the mail yesterday..... a Random Act Of Dinkage. The wombat hunt is on! The WORST part is he sent a sticky note that said no return fire..... That's really bugging the hell out of me. Everyone know's sticky notes are legally binding. When I saw the name on the box I actually blurted out "That son of a B*tch! It's ON " without thinking... my wife looked at me horrified. How do you explain the wombat to an outsider?

2 La Barba Red Toro's (Dominican Corojo.... I don't think I've ever smoked a bad Dominican Puro. Once I step off the island I head straight to the Dominican's!)

1 Espinosa Habano No. 4 (Great Smoke! I actually meant to grab some of these and well... you know how it is... there are so many you mean to pick up that some slip through the cracks. Considering who sent this cigar to me it might actually have literally been slipped through a crack. I love the smell of varmint poontang in the morning!)

1 The King Is Dead Premier (Really excited to smoke this one!)

1 I don't know. I KNOW I've seen this logo before and it looks really good

then....

1 2 3 4 5 that's 5 My Father Le Bijou 1922 Petite Robusto's from 2016. These will NOT survive the week! They are getting no rest. Their journey in this world has come to an end. But, what a way to go!

You are a good egg for a dink but, I still want to hunt you down like a fox and shave your head before you hibernate!

To the rest of you. I am well aware of the comedy gift I have left you all in this post. Do NOT waste it. I demand to be entertained!

In all seriousness though.......

Thank you David, you made my week. This was a really nice surprise! 🍺

aha....dink done delivered distinct damages...

Forth prime- fable cigar, the doc.


Enjoy

Well done!

That’s Sdeve72’s handwriting you RAOD receiving fool.

Just say “Thank you Sir, May I have another?!!”

I knew I saw that logo before. It stuck in my head because of the mathematical meaning behind the name of the line, I remember reading really good reviews about these. Just when I think an incredibly generous gift couldn't get any better.....


Thank you.

Well done Emperor Dink! =d>

Well done Wombat

you never had the La Barba?? I sent that in last hit couple weeks back.

Way to make this about you.

Lol

Nice hit! =d> =d> =d>

No, I meant I've never had a bad Dominican Puro (Wrapper, binder, filler all Dominican grown). I've smoked more than a few La Barba's. Including the one you sent which was much appreciated.

Speaking of Fable cigar's.. Anyone ever read why they chose the name The Fourth Prime? All I found was something about how they chose the name because the fourth prime, 7, is a mystical number. If you count the lines that make up the logo it's 7. They're based in NY, a lot of you know who's live in New York where they are based. I wonder if they're into all that crazy Kabbalah stuff.....

7 is the mystical number that represents the natural world. 7 day's in a week, 7 directions (left, right, up, down, forward, back and center) 7 notes to a musical scale, 7 deadly sins etc. Doc is one of the 7 dwarfs. If you look at their company logo it could be a stylized F but, it also looks almost like the number 8, which is supposed to represent that which is beyond the natural world. The wombat sent me a mystical Jewish smoke. It's starting to make sense! I think we've been infiltrated!

We're going to need some serious live traps and corn dogs. I want answers!

Are you a secret Madonna fan? Are you involved in some sort of plot with my wife and kids too? I say "too" because I KNOW my wife and kids are plotting against me. Can't blame them either.. I'm a giant Irish goyim in their midst, ruining their plans.

If you're a hostage just wink twice into your webcam with your left eye......

Yes, I CAN see you..... I'll explain later. :-"

You got some 'splainin to do Lucy.


Edit: Forgot to mention... Do these guys know how to roll a cigar or what? The seams are invisible and not even a hint of a vein. I can't tell if the cap is tripled, that's how perfect the seams and wrapper are (also made me realize I'm overdue for an eye exam;-). Nice and firm from head to foot. It's an amazing looking smoke. If I saw these on a shelf at the local they'd have stopped me dead in my tracks to find out more.

send the Jew smoke to DrChaos

No way! This is one pretty smoke and I LOVE kosher;-p Mine!

Nice hit Wombat!



Uhhhh, no.

We should tie that fucquer up and roast him over an open fire and feed him to my wolves out back

No! As the long time resident Jew here, I get the Jew sticks. I have 3 boxes of Kinky Friedman Texas Jewboy cigars in my humidor just in case.

Do they taste like matzo???

or Gefilte Fish? 🤦