Joke of the Day for Tuesday, November 28th, 2023, from Jim Poppino
MILITARY DUTY....
A soldier in my National Guard platoon became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit. "Itβs not going to work for me," he said, panicked.
"Why not?" I asked.
"Because I use my Guard pay for spending money.
"So?"
"For the past ten years, Iβve been telling my wife that I serve for free!"
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Not a Joke, I divorced my first wife because she started tapping into my weekend drill pay!!! π³π€ͺππ€£π€£ππ I used it for my Harley Payments... Took the Bike with me when I left!!!