HE'S ALIVE!!!
Appreciate the support from my brothers. Funny story... I'm on the table and I hear the doctor say "1 versed, 50 mg fentanyl". I was like, "HEY! Whoa! What's with the fentanyl!??" Doc says, "I gave you the same thing when I did the heart cath, relax".
Easy for him to say... he's cutting into MY femoral artery. Which bled after surgery so they had to put pressure. Got up in the morning to brush my teeth and it bled again... more pressure. Doc was busy in the am, sends the PA and the nurse... everything looks good, we're discharging you.
I was really wanting out of there. My back was killing me from that bed, and the fkn thing kept moving around... some automatic air pillows or something. However, I was scared sheitless that the artery might open again. They assured me I was fine, so home I went.
Slept the afternoon away, got up, ate, watched some tv, went back to bed at 8pm got up at 4am. Wifey helped me shower and I'm clean and in some clean PJ's. Wife is walking the dog for the next few days without me. Was told to relax and do as little as possible until next week.
YUGE fkn bruise on my right leg where they put pressure. It's swollen with the blood that leaked out but they told me my body would absorb it over time. I feel pretty damn good, overall. Shortness of breath is gone. Chest pressure is gone. Will follow orders, but really looking forward to slowly getting back to my old self in the gym.
Last funny story... my pecker has a mohawk. Muh fuggers shaved me on both sides so the doctor could pick which side he wanted to cut. Both wrists, too.
Again, thank you for the prayers, support, good vibes and such.