14 MARCH DANM
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
I opened the door and a man wearing a cheap suit and styling a cheap haircut flashed an FBI badge in my face and asked if I was Hunter Biden. I said no, I’m Jeebling. He stuffed a box in my hands and whispered, “Hide this,”.
This is what the forensic investigators found:
BDL (Liga 12?) Connie, nice chunky Robusto
BDL (Liga 12?) Hab Robusto
BDL (Liga 12?) Hab Mad nice chunky BP Robusto
Buena Vista Edicion Limitada Toro
Fugazi Opus Chateau Opus Robusto
Last of My Kind Hab Nic Puro, dark oily Robusto
Miami (calling this the fake Tatuaje) Robusto
PENN Standard BL Robusto
PENN Standard Nic Lancaster leaf wrapper (?) Rothschild
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Churchill
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Corona Gorda
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Lancero
Megilla Habano Nic Puro dark oily Torpedo
Record Bond Ecuadorian Hab Robusto
Record Bond Edicion Limitada 1958 Ecuadorian Hab Mad Robusto
Danm included a good bit of background and interesting details. The selection of wrappers on these blends will be an education in itself, excellent way to hone the palate and learn something about tobacco. What an incredible and thoughtful gift. Danm, thank you very much, sir!