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Last post 2 days ago by DrMaddVibe. 20 replies replies.
ChristY nOeM...governor and animal lover....
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
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Christy : " I just wrote my memoirs, and I shot my no good worthless dog and a mean old goat...then pushed them in a hole....

Faaaaggggeeeeddddaaaabbbooowwwdddiiitttt!!!

DMV loves her..bwuhahahahaha Frying pan Sarcasm
DrafterX Offline
#2 Posted:
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I'd hit it... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#3 Posted:
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Frrrrraaaaaaannnnkkkk???
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted:
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Frrrrraaaaaaannnnkkkk???
frankj1 Offline
#5 Posted:
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William is probably correct...
RayR Offline
#6 Posted:
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That was a very bad thing she did.Sad Shame on you

She should have called Cesar Millan the Dog Whisperer.
Abrignac Offline
#7 Posted:
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For the life of me I can’t come up with a single reason for her to want to share that story except that she is ready to retire from politics.
HockeyDad Offline
#8 Posted:
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Abrignac wrote:
For the life of me I can’t come up with a single reason for her to want to share that story except that she is ready to retire from politics.


It is a bit of a head scratcher.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#9 Posted:
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I'm thinking she didn't want to move to DC.
JGRAZ Offline
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Abrignac wrote:
For the life of me I can’t come up with a single reason for her to want to share that story except that she is ready to retire from politics.



DrMaddVibe wrote:
I'm thinking she didn't want to move to DC.


I'm with DMV.
It's an easy way to distance herself from the VP spot without coming out and saying it, though I dont think she would have been the right pick anyway. Even though it paints her in a bad light, enough people in her state may still look past it if she wants to stay in State government or even Senate/House.
Mr. Jones Offline
#11 Posted:
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I'm agreeing with everyone on this one....

MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER....

The dumb beotch "SLIPPED A MAJOR COG" ON THIS CHAPTER OF HER LIFE.....


SCREW THE DOGS AND GOATS...AND the dirt holes....

I WANT TO READ THE CHAPTER on her performing " DUALAGE / THREESOMES" WITH WOMENS AND lucky as hell MENS AND HOW MANY C##KS SHE'S HAD SINCE SHE TURNED 18....aLLedGeDly

I BET SHE F##KS LIKE A MINX IN H.E.A.T. , SCREAMS LIKE A BANCHEEE,
MILKS BALLS LIKE AN EXPERT WHILst DEEPTHROATING like linda lovelace AND LOVES THE REVERSE COWGIRL POSITION BEST...aLLedGeDly
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted:
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It's not like she ate the puppy-dog... Mellow
Abrignac Offline
#13 Posted:
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DrafterX wrote:
It's not like she ate the puppy-dog... Mellow


“Dog is a fine meal.” ~ Benjamin Martin
DrMaddVibe Offline
#14 Posted:
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Mr. Jones wrote:
I'm agreeing with everyone on this one....

MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER....

The dumb beotch "SLIPPED A MAJOR COG" ON THIS CHAPTER OF HER LIFE.....


SCREW THE DOGS AND GOATS...AND the dirt holes....

I WANT TO READ THE CHAPTER on her performing " DUALAGE / THREESOMES" WITH WOMENS AND lucky as hell MENS AND HOW MANY C##KS SHE'S HAD SINCE SHE TURNED 18....aLLedGeDly

I BET SHE F##KS LIKE A MINX IN H.E.A.T. , SCREAMS LIKE A BANCHEEE,
MILKS BALLS LIKE AN EXPERT WHILst DEEPTHROATING like linda lovelace AND LOVES THE REVERSE COWGIRL POSITION BEST...aLLedGeDly



Well, if she's like that I could learn to love her.
RayR Offline
#15 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Well, if she's like that I could learn to love her.


I think these revelations about her actions show she's prone to episodes of mental instability and irrational violence... and she bites.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#16 Posted:
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RayR wrote:
I think these revelations about her actions show she's prone to episodes of mental instability and irrational violence... and she bites.



And she moves up in my book...again

Maybe you don't know, BUT crazy girls give the best sex in the world! Ya don't have to marry them!
RayR Offline
#17 Posted:
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
And she moves up in my book...again

Maybe you don't know, BUT crazy girls give the best sex in the world! Ya don't have to marry them!


So....you like it rough huh? Just make sure she doesn't have any weapons close by or there will be bloods.
Mr. Jones Offline
#18 Posted:
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Christy Noem has been banned from ... NOW S.E.V.E.N. SOUTH ? North?DAKOTA AMERICAN INDIAN TRIBE RESERVATIONS....

SHE DIMED OUT THE ELDERS AS BEING ON THE TAKE FROM SEVERAL MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS....

IS IT TRUE?
WHO KNOWS?

IF I HAD TO GUESS.... a resounding Y.E.S.....

BUT A "RAT" IS A RAT IS A RAT....

I HATE RATS WITH A PASSION...
SO DO INDIAN RESERVATION ELDERS...

They're demanding a " steam teepee 7 tribe elder gangbang" to drop the ban...aLLedGeDly
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#19 Posted:
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If Noem is ratting out organizations that enrich the Mexican drug cartels I applaud her and consider her a useful politician.
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jeebling wrote:
If Noem is ratting out organizations that enrich the Mexican drug cartels I applaud her and consider her a useful politician.



Yeah, we used to like people that stood up to cartels and mobs and rogue nations.

Gotta love the half-ass reply.

“We have cartel products, like guns and drugs. But they pass over state highways getting to the reservation,” he continued. “So, putting us all together like that and saying that all tribes are involved in this really shows … the ignorance of the governor’s office.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/15/kristi-noem-banned-tribe-south-dakota


That's as bad as "Those aren't ours! We was just holding em for a friend." Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan
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