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MACS Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 10:51 AM EST
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And since I have been in the new house, I have received a handful of packages from some kind and generous brothers. I feel like the cosmic scales are out of balance. So I packed up a little sumpin' for transport.

I am out of practice... so I forgot to include a note. Something along the lines of what DocRKS used to tell me when he sent me a package.

"I sent this because I felt like it. Return fire is neither required, nor desired. Should you feel the urge to retaliate, simply pay it forward to another deserving brother."

So... Torpedo 1 is launching in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
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#2 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 11:12 AM EST
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Golly, I hope you didn't include a return address ya hermit. Angel
danmdevries Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 11:22 AM EST
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deadeyedick wrote:
Golly, I hope you didn't include a return address ya hermit. Angel


I hope he did. I've been trying to get it for years. Someone's gotta let it slip.
ZRX1200 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 12:15 PM EST
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just say “NO” to dǐck cancer!
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 12:21 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
just say “NO” to dǐck cancer!


Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!!

Post office said it should be there Saturday. I got a tracking number, but then it would ruin the surprise. Shame on you
DrMaddVibe Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 12:24 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!!

Post office said it should be there Saturday. I got a tracking number, but then it would ruin the surprise. Shame on you


Well, you haven't "sent a package" in a long time...and we ALL KNOW what THAT means!
Palama Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 1:40 PM EST
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https://youtu.be/pG0yq2ATWbc?si=SIgWDGTwD82ySB7H
rfenst Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 2:39 PM EST
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danmdevries wrote:
I hope he did. I've been trying to get it for years. Someone's gotta let it slip.

We can get it from his county property records. He ran but can't hide.
Palama Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 4:17 PM EST
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rfenst wrote:
We can get it from his county property records. He ran but can't hide.


Well there we go! Applause

Robert, you have my total support on this kinda, sorta subversive method of getting MACS’ addy. And of course, I’ll support your distribution of that information too. How soon do you estimate before you’ll be able to get it? Operators are standing by.
MACS Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 5:35 PM EST
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This is some next level type stalking. ram27bat
corey sellers Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 6:07 PM EST
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I should have followed your ass home . Hehe
corey sellers Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 6:08 PM EST
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Don’t tell Anthony!!!!!! Hahahaha
corey sellers Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 6:08 PM EST
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Sorry I had to
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 7:03 PM EST
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Weird, I usually just text subcontractors for help with a prepaid cellphone when I need info.
Whistlebritches Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 9:42 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Weird, I usually just text subcontractors for help with a prepaid cellphone when I need info.



You rang....................
frankj1 Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 9:47 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
You rang....................

nearly two months, Ron.
not a word since Opening Day!

You never wrote. You didn't call.

Your mother and I were worried sick!
Abrignac Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, May 15 2024, 10:13 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Don’t tell Anthony!!!!!! Hahahaha



I had absolutely nothing to do with anyone getting his address.

Sure I have it as it was needed to go to his home so we could go fishing. But, he asked me not to give it out and I gave him my word that I wouldn’t. If I give my word I stand by it, no ifs, buts or ands. In fact I’ve been on these boards for about 12 years now and I can say with confidence that I have never gone back on my word to anyone here.

On the other hand Shawn gave his address to at least three other people. Two of who are known to had led bombing campaigns. One of them is known to keep a spreadsheet of addresses. Do the math.
corey sellers Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 6:35 AM EST
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Calm down brother I was not accusing you of doing anything . I was just picking at you.
Abrignac Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 8:07 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Calm down brother I was not accusing you of doing anything . I was just picking at you.


All good here. Just a bit sensitive regarding that.

Shawn and his wonderful wife have hosted me four times over the years. Twice when I flew out to California to go fishing off Morrow Bay, Shawn picked me up at the airport in San Diego. Another time before they moved from California I was passing near them in my truck and Shawn picked me up from a Walmart where I parked my rig overnight. The last time was to go fishing in Jacksonville.

I consider both him and her to be two of the nicest and most gracious people I’ve ever met. Sure Shawn can seem a bit opinionated here. We all are. But in person he is a true joy to hang out with. As soon as I’ve been at my new job long enough to take some time off I hope to return the favor and host him and his lovely wife if she would like to come for a giant yellowfin tuna fishing trip over here.

As such it does rub me a bit to be accused of breaking my word to him.
MACS Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 9:22 AM EST
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All good. I know who done me dirty.

I'm over it.
Cheno Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 9:42 AM EST
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MACS wrote:
All good. I know who done me dirty.

I'm over it.


So that means you should share the addy with everyone now. For Christmas cards and stuff
corey sellers Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 10:13 AM EST
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No just me .

Shawn is a great guy we met up and had lunch . He was dreamy . I really enjoyed hanging out with him . We will do it again in the future . I want to go out fishing next time.
Cheno Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 10:51 AM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
No just me .

Shawn is a great guy we met up and had lunch . He was dreamy . I really enjoyed hanging out with him . We will do it again in the future . I want to go out fishing next time.


Don't forget to follow him home for his addy if you don't get it!
jeebling Offline
#24 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 7:43 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
No just me .

Shawn is a great guy we met up and had lunch . He was dreamy . I really enjoyed hanging out with him . We will do it again in the future . I want to go out fishing next time.


You’re getting a little Broke Back mountain here, and I mean no offense to Z when I say that.
Whistlebritches Offline
#25 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 7:49 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
nearly two months, Ron.
not a word since Opening Day!

You never wrote. You didn't call.

Your mother and I were worried sick!



Sorry dad..........tell mumsie I said hey
frankj1 Offline
#26 Posted: Thu, May 16 2024, 8:45 PM EST
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screw mumsie.
corey sellers Offline
#27 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 6:14 AM EST
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Jeebs you like camping? Z will be glad to take you
MACS Offline
#28 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 2:12 PM EST
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FIRE TWO!

Torpedo two has left the tube.

*Big Sigh*

That feels better.
Abrignac Offline
#29 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 2:57 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
FIRE TWO!

Torpedo two has left the tube.

*Big Sigh*

That feels better.


I’m sure those fish are running true and strong. Someone’s battleship is going to be sunk.
corey sellers Offline
#30 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 3:38 PM EST
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Good lord , You feel better now brother .
MACS Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 4:19 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Good lord , You feel better now brother .


I do. A little.

Folks been smackin' me around like the fat kid on the playground. Just tryna do my part to keep the love flowin' around here.

No homo.
Whistlebritches Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 4:27 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
screw mumsie.



I'm telling her.........you better go fluff up the dog house Pops
Cheno Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 4:33 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I do. A little.

Folks been smackin' me around like the fat kid on the playground. Just tryna do my part to keep the love flowin' around here.

No homo.


Whoever you smack deserves it
corey sellers Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 4:35 PM EST
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Iffin you need me to help out I will be glad to smack someone. Got my eyes on one right now . Just done a little smacking today myself and it felt good .
frankj1 Offline
#35 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 9:57 PM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
I'm telling her.........you better go fluff up the dog house Pops

this is why you can nevah leave me here alone again!
izonfire Offline
#36 Posted: Fri, May 17 2024, 11:51 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
I haven't sent a package for a long while

Papa always has a package to send.
Still trying to find a carrier who can handle it…
delta1 Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 6:20 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
screw mumsie.



oh my!!!

and now I'm regretful about the vitriol I directed at the miscreants who called you a dirty mofo...
Sunoverbeach Offline
#38 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 7:07 PM EST
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Loose lips sink porches!

Purty sure a torpedo just hit me. Whether #1 or #2 I cannot say.

Many thanks for the housewarming bombing, Shawn. I'll get the carnage posted soon for those of you who are entertained by such things
danmdevries Offline
#39 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 7:11 PM EST
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Oowee
MACS Offline
#40 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 7:12 PM EST
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You are most welcome, sir. Congrats on the new digs!

Enjoy it in good health.

The second one lands Monday.
BuckyB93 Offline
#41 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 7:44 PM EST
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^

This guy is suspicious and conniving (in a good way)
jeebling Offline
#42 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 9:34 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Iffin you need me to help out I will be glad to smack someone. Got my eyes on one right now . Just done a little smacking today myself and it felt good .


Stay off of those illicit sites, you’ll be smacking it every day before you know it.

horse
jeebling Offline
#43 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 9:35 PM EST
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MACS wrote:
FIRE TWO!

Torpedo two has left the tube.

*Big Sigh*

That feels better.


Two words brother…courtesy flush
jeebling Offline
#44 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 9:37 PM EST
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corey sellers wrote:
Jeebs you like camping? Z will be glad to take you



Ahhhh….no
Sunoverbeach Offline
#45 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 11:36 PM EST
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Ok, so I gots a

Warped Chinchalle
Olivia Serie V Melanio
FSG Intensa
Caldwell L&F Holy Braille
H. Upmann by AJF
Warped Gran Reserva 1988
AF Cuban Belicoso
AF Don Carlos No 4
AF not sure. Maybe the regular line
Viaje white label mystery smoke

And to freshen my breath after these fine smokes, a bottle of Eagle Rare 10yr Kentucky Bourbon

Thanks again. Some good'uns and some new ones to try. Good times is ahead
Palama Offline
#46 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 11:48 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
Ok, so I gots a

Warped Chinchalle
Olivia Serie V Melanio
FSG Intensa
Caldwell L&F Holy Braille
H. Upmann by AJF
Warped Gran Reserva 1988
AF Cuban Belicoso
AF Don Carlos No 4
AF not sure. Maybe the regular line
Viaje white label mystery smoke

And to freshen my breath after these fine smokes, a bottle of Eagle Rare 10yr Kentucky Bourbon

Thanks again. Some good'uns and some new ones to try. Good times is ahead


Niiiiiiiicccccceeeeee! Applause

So whose fake return address did MACS use? Laugh
Sunoverbeach Offline
#47 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 11:52 PM EST
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City and state are legit and I recall Macs saying he doesn't play those types of shenanigans. I may well have one of the rarest pieces of Cbid info this side of the current location of CROS. Apparently more rare than the knowledge of my new address anyway
Palama Offline
#48 Posted: Sat, May 18 2024, 11:54 PM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
City and state are legit and I recall Macs saying he doesn't play those types of shenanigans. I may well have one of the rarest pieces of Cbid info this side of the current location of CROS. Apparently more rare than the knowledge of my new address anyway


Men of morals and principles. Applause
MACS Offline
#49 Posted: Sun, May 19 2024, 6:39 AM EST
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Sunoverbeach wrote:
City and state are legit and I recall Macs saying he doesn't play those types of shenanigans. I may well have one of the rarest pieces of Cbid info this side of the current location of CROS. Apparently more rare than the knowledge of my new address anyway


You, sir... have been entrusted with a Top Secret SCI clearance (sensitive compartmented information). Herfing
delta1 Offline
#50 Posted: Sun, May 19 2024, 6:51 PM EST
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MACS proves the old adage: " Bombing someone to a pulp is like riding a bike"
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