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The Third Annual Mustache Contest - Shovelgrrrl
shovelgrrrl Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-04-2008
Posts: 3,639
Yes, it's that time again....wiggle your whiskers and post your best 'stache photos. The rules are the same as always - Shovelgrrrl gets to pick the best mustache or mustaches and award a prize. Theoretically that's a 5-pack, but everyone knows I can't count and have no self control when it comes to packing bombs, so let's just say that it's at least a 5-er and probably something ridiculous.

Photos must be original and of you - at least to be in the contest - so post Yosemite Sam if you want, but it's not entered. Sending photos directly to the judge is strictly encouraged, but also won't get you in the contest - at least not this contest - you've got to post on here so everyone can see. Bribing or otherwise ingratiating yourself to the judge is also highly encouraged.

You have to post your photo here in C-bid and please let me know either on this thread, via email or via PM that you've got a stash for me....if I don't make some sort of untoward comment on your photo thread, then I haven't seen it, and you're not in.

This contest will run through September 19th - so get your photos posted and PM me! -BLove
05busa Offline
#2 Posted:
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free non-mustashe rides
m j toal Offline
#3 Posted:
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Posts: 3,226
LMFDO

Don't kcuf with Shovelgrrrl noob!
05busa Offline
#4 Posted:
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she luv it
m j toal Offline
#5 Posted:
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Whoop Whoop ! You coming next Saturday ?
05busa Offline
#6 Posted:
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cant do it capt....i tried but i cant get off for a saturday. It sounds like a good time even though Jon will be there.
m j toal Offline
#7 Posted:
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Sad
05busa Offline
#8 Posted:
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i know...i needed some time away too
shovelgrrrl Offline
#9 Posted:
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No thread-jacking the mustache contest. whip Ready your cameras....aim.... Tongue
MACS Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,956
No can do. Shaved mine off awhile ago.

Made me look too much like Freddie Mercury. Well... that and my second set of teeth.
MrsSledn Offline
#11 Posted:
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Posts: 8,490
I was going to say MACS grows a decent mustache. I can attest to that!
DaQueenBeez Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2007
Posts: 20,837
Mustache problems? I've got a gal who'll rip that sucker right off your lip AND clean up your eyebrows for $15...
MrsSledn Offline
#13 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-2004
Posts: 8,490
Tammy, LMFAO!
fatboy187 Offline
#14 Posted:
Joined: 11-26-2009
Posts: 1,491
Does a goatee count.
shovelgrrrl Offline
#15 Posted:
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fatboy187 wrote:
Does a goatee count.


Sure, why not.
05busa Offline
#16 Posted:
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Posts: 97,187
does a mohawk count??
rwilly Offline
#17 Posted:
Joined: 07-16-2010
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Yep, I think I will enter and win this one... How bout handlebars?
fishinguitarman Offline
#18 Posted:
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Posts: 69,157
rwilly wrote:
Yep, I think I will enter and win this one... How bout handlebars?





Gives her something to hold on to....
wheelrite Offline
#19 Posted:
Joined: 11-01-2006
Posts: 50,119
I think a Broad's Bush contest would be more fun...

The Bushiest one wins,,,


Brilliant,right ?
shovelgrrrl Offline
#20 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
Gives her something to hold on to....


LOL
ZRX1200 Offline
#21 Posted:
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,692
Do we get extra credit for sexting you with dirty pics too??
shovelgrrrl Offline
#22 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Do we get extra credit for sexting you with dirty pics too??


Please refer to the posted rules: "Sending photos directly to the judge is strictly encouraged, but also won't get you in the contest - at least not this contest - you've got to post on here so everyone can see. Bribing or otherwise ingratiating yourself to the judge is also highly encouraged."

If this requires further clarification on a case-by-case basis, please PM me. Hahahahaha. -BFlapper
fishinguitarman Offline
#23 Posted:
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shovelgrrrl wrote:
Please refer to the posted rules: "Sending photos directly to the judge is strictly encouraged, but also won't get you in the contest - at least not this contest - you've got to post on here so everyone can see. Bribing or otherwise ingratiating yourself to the judge is also highly encouraged."

If this requires further clarification on a case-by-case basis, please PM me. Hahahahaha. -BFlapper







Ooooo....the tongue...
ZRX1200 Offline
#24 Posted:
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MrsSledn wrote:
I was going to say MACS grows a decent mustache. I can attest to that!



Im telling Mr. SLEDN!!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#25 Posted:
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Posts: 3,639
I haven't seen any entries yet...I guess you guys are a little shy about your mustaches these year.....

Blushing

I'm off to Milwaukee and am not sure what kind of internet access I'll have, so be sure to post on here if anybody actually posts a mustache picture.
Big_Bear Offline
#26 Posted:
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Posts: 2,667
I'm in. I just gotta get around to posting.

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shovelgrrrl Offline
#27 Posted:
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Big_Bear wrote:
I'm in. I just gotta get around to posting.

.


Well let's see that stash!
Big_Bear Offline
#28 Posted:
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shovelgrrrl Offline
#29 Posted:
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Well, it's not much of a contest with only one person having entered, so I'm going to extend this contest until we've got a few more. Remember guys, the photos you send me personally are appreciated, but don't get you into the contest - especially since *ahem* some of them can't be posted on C-Bid. Put your mustache pics up here to get your entry. Uh, into the contest...the online contest...hahahaha. -B
shovelgrrrl Offline
#30 Posted:
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I've placed an entry on behalf of Tank and Baron....it's kind of sad that I'm having to drive around the country and test these mustaches out to get contestants here....Hahahahaha. -B
shovelgrrrl Offline
#31 Posted:
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Who knew the Men of C-Bid were so shy.....what happened to all the guys who have been asking when I was going to redo this contest???
jarhead72485 Offline
#32 Posted:
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Does a mustache in uniform help the chances of winning?
shovelgrrrl Offline
#33 Posted:
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jarhead72485 wrote:
Does a mustache in uniform help the chances of winning?


It sure doesn't hurt!!! -B
shovelgrrrl Offline
#34 Posted:
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fatboy187 wrote:
Does a goatee count.


Goatees count! Be sure to PM me or let me know that a mustache has been posted.
shovelgrrrl Offline
#35 Posted:
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This should get you in the mood to post:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKcH9dXkzR4

The handlebar mustache: A hirsute appendage of the upper lip, with graspable extremities.

Hmmmmm...graspable. Indeed. -B

Flapper
panama red Offline
#36 Posted:
Joined: 10-12-2006
Posts: 1,552
ram27bat I'm protesting this on acccount of last years ringer(winner).don't believe
that he is a member of CBID. Where as i , am a Platinum Card Member!Shame on you Shame on you
05busa Offline
#37 Posted:
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and a good bomb target
shovelgrrrl Offline
#38 Posted:
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panama red wrote:
ram27bat I'm protesting this on acccount of last years ringer(winner).don't believe
that he is a member of CBID. Where as i , am a Platinum Card Member!Shame on you Shame on you


Where's your post? You've won this before. You can't win if you don't post. -B
MrsSledn Offline
#39 Posted:
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ZRX1200 wrote:
Im telling Mr. SLEDN!!


LOL!

I have met and herfed with Shawn. So there's nothing to tell. And Mr. SLEDN was there as well. hahaha
fishinguitarman Offline
#40 Posted:
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ALL of my hair is posted in The Thonginator
Mrs.Tank Offline
#41 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
ALL of my hair is posted in The Thonginator



yes.... we know. Shame on you
shovelgrrrl Offline
#42 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
ALL of my hair is posted in The Thonginator


Yes, but in order to include you in the contest I'd have to look at that picture! There's only so much I'm willing to do for a contest.
fishinguitarman Offline
#43 Posted:
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I'll bet you AT LEAST looked!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#44 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
I'll bet you AT LEAST looked!


I looked. And looked. It's like a train wreck. -B
ShiftyMac Offline
#45 Posted:
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Does my avatar photo count?
shovelgrrrl Offline
#46 Posted:
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ShiftyMac wrote:
Does my avatar photo count?


Only if it's posted as a thread for this contest - it's really too small to appreciate as an avatar....
fishinguitarman Offline
#47 Posted:
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shovelgrrrl wrote:
I looked. And looked. It's like a train wreck. -B





BAD girl!
shovelgrrrl Offline
#48 Posted:
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fishinguitarman wrote:
BAD girl!


Awwwww, you noticed. (Bad girls need spanking, you know. Hahahahaha.) whip
shovelgrrrl Offline
#49 Posted:
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Let's run this until next week - if you want in this, get your mustache posted by Tuesday, October 4th, and be sure to let me know you've posted. Either post on this thread or PM me. -B
Big_Bear Offline
#50 Posted:
Joined: 09-27-2008
Posts: 2,667
The American Mustache Institute is the bravest organization in the history of mankind behind only the U.S. Military and the post-Jim Henson Muppets. AMI fights the discrimination plaguing the Mustached American people and serves as a research and advocacy hub so that future generations of people of Mustached American descent can prosper like anyone else.


Mustache Style Guide:
http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/mustache-information/styles/


Keith Fernandez Honored:
http://www.youtube.com/user/aperlut?blend=8&ob=5#p/f/4/SOgeyuY9LIs



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