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DrMaddVibe Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 8:31 AM EST
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Anyone have a good source?
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 8:47 AM EST
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Recipe for a DIY Lars Teten's Gorilla Finger:

1) Buy inexpensive mild 60+RG cigar
2) Dip cigar in Pine-Sol
3) Allow to dry
4) Clip, light, smoke, puke.
J.Redleg Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 8:47 AM EST
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My local dump has some that I personally "donated."
Ram27 Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 8:50 AM EST
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I sent packie a few of his wonderful stink bomb cigars , a few years ago, maybe packie will give them up !! LOL

If you are serious, add .com and you have it ! Some locals carry a few of his cigars, have met the man , a few times and he is a character, worst thing was his " Lars Burgers " at the Black Horse Herf a few years back and Lars offering me his top of the line smokes, good guy all the way around.
jaytothen Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 8:51 AM EST
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#2


I hear cat piss is closer in taste
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 8:57 AM EST
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^
Maybe for some of the other ones, but we passed around a Gorilla Finger at a herf as part of a punishment puff-puff-pass, and everyone of us agreed it was pine-sol. It even smelled like a burning x-mas tree...
DrMaddVibe Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:01 AM EST
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I'm aware of the source and that many of you don't have the acquired taste that goes with his blends.

I always favored the Asadachi line. The locals around here dried up on his stock years ago. I was lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time to score some at half the price they were charging for them.

I know I can hit Lars' website and pay there, but I just got out of a nasty ass divorce. The ex got half already and I don't want to spend another half for a box.

I would LOVE to meet the man. He's the kind of person that I tend to gravitate towards. I admire what he's done with his life. More power to him. I just don't like the retail prices.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:11 AM EST
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Used t3h g00gl3.

Found a place that had what I was looking for.
Ram27 Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:26 AM EST
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DR, you would truly enjoy being in his comapny,he is one very interesting gentlemen to engage in a conversation with, he has a cult like group with him at all times.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:31 AM EST
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Are they disciples that hang on every word or individuals that bring a different spin to the party or are they planets rotating around the Lars?
Ram27 Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:39 AM EST
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LOL Doc, the last time I was with LARS Smashed247 & a few others where playing pocker until like 5am in the morning and LARS, body guard or his protector, (LOL) well he likes LARS, not the girls!Lets just say the girls are on another planet.

JHC & LadyHay where at this event also. LARS had a bottle of the best damn moonshine you ever had in your life, as well as the most expensive, like a small bottle of his brew was $600- $700 smackers !!!


Was not your WT brand of moonshine !!! LOL
Ram27 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:40 AM EST
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I have a picture of LARS with us at home.
raspol Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:40 AM EST
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I know where I can find some original boxes; th eones that the logos/signatures were burned into the box. But they aren't for sale. So I'm not really that helpful.
bono Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 9:54 AM EST
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Anyone have experience with his non-hairsprayed lines?
rfenst Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 11:16 AM EST
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Back when many B&M sold this line, I would become nauseous.
Thunder.Gerbil Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 11:39 AM EST
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RE #14

From Lars?

Was there such a thing?
huntero1975 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 2:22 PM EST
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mars.. i ahve heard of mars
bono Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Aug 11 2010, 5:24 PM EST
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Thunder....yes he does. Their up on his site along with the infused cigars. I believe one of his first straight blends were called "DaGars".
DrMaddVibe Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Aug 14 2010, 5:20 AM EST
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Smoked one last night...a couple of girls were hanging around me because they said it smelled so good.

Shot some pool...drank some drinks...chatted for awhile...Had a really nice night.

It was everything I remembered from smoking my last.
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